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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #31
    Re: *sigh*

    Originally posted by logicalthinker View Post
    I am no denying the bible, which is something I can gaurantee you are going to say, or God, or Jesus, or whatever.
    So you admit the literal truth of the Bible and the existence of God and Jesus? Praise! Another soul saved!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #32
      Re: *sigh*

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      I notice that you don't make any claims about what species they are.
      homo sapien
      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      I acknowledged no such thing! I just said that it's not your actual face! If you remember, I did say you could be wearing a "fur suit".
      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      At least yours is human, look what I have been stuck with.
      I know they have forced these avatars on us, you know they have forced these avatars on us, they know they have forced these avatars on us But they will NEVER admit to such childish actions.
      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      You, however, aren't the one who was doing the whining (this time) or making unfounded assertions
      You admit that my assertion that this avatar was forced on me is not unfounded.
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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #33
        Re: *sigh*

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        You admit that my assertion that this avatar was forced on me is not unfounded.
        Nice quote mining. Typical sleaze from a typical LIEberal. Now let's see the FULL quote of what I said...
        You, however, aren't the one who was doing the whining (this time) or making unfounded assertions about that being your actual face.
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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #34
          Re: *sigh*

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Nice quote mining. Typical sleaze from a typical LIEberal. Now let's see the FULL quote of what I said...

          Look I know the admins forced this avatar on me, you know they have forced this avatar on me, and they know they have forced this avatar on me. My money is on Ms DeWitt being the admin responsible.
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          • logicalthinker
            Unsaved Trash
            • Oct 2010
            • 30

            #35
            Re: *sigh*

            I honestly just want it changed. Can we please just halt the arguement for a moment so someone can tell me how to delete it?

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #36
              Re: *sigh*

              Originally posted by logicalthinker View Post
              I honestly just want it changed. Can we please just halt the arguement for a moment so someone can tell me how to delete it?
              We already have. Prove it's not you by providing a real picture.
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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              • logicalthinker
                Unsaved Trash
                • Oct 2010
                • 30

                #37
                Re: *sigh*

                And i'm definitely not a warlock. And if I was, you WOULD actually kidnap me and put me in the wilderness to be shot at your leisure?

                Read the Hunger Games by Suzzanne Collins. It's almost EXACTLY like that. The main charactor isn't accused of witchcraft though.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #38
                  Re: *sigh*

                  Originally posted by logicalthinker View Post
                  And i'm definitely not a warlock. And if I was, you WOULD actually kidnap me and put me in the wilderness to be shot at your leisure?
                  We are instructed by God to obey secular law. You would not be kidnapped or shot.

                  Once the constitution has been replaced with the Bible, however, expect to be hauled up before a judge to pay for your crimes. But again, you would not be kidnapped. You would be lawfully arrested.
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • HTannor
                    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2612

                    #39
                    Re: *sigh*

                    Originally posted by logicalthinker View Post
                    I honestly just want it changed. ........so someone can tell me how to delete it?
                    Are you saying people from New Hampshire don't look like that? You "Down East" types constantly amaze me worrying about how you look.

                    Okay, granted, you don't all look like Brad Pitt, but just accept the appearance that we have come to know.

                    I doubt the females in your state know any better and you might be "quite a catch" for one of them.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #40
                      Re: *sigh*

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      As I was not referring you or I the use of the third-person pronoun "they" is correct. I do understand that English is a foreign language to you Rody.
                      You said, "they are not amputees".

                      "They" may be correctly used to refer to a single person of indeterminate gender (instead of he/she or him/her); however, in that case, you would correctly write, "they are not an amputee".

                      As written, you have multiple partners.

                      If you have only one, then your use of "they" can only lead me to assume that you do not know the sex of your own partner.

                      Might I add, Ew.

                      Finally, what you are writing ("Rody") is pronounced like the nickname for a rhododendron ("rhodie"). Do you mean "Roddy", which would rhyme with "Noddy" (and come close to, say, "Naughty")?

                      It's a shame when a Brit doesn't understand basic rules of English grammar and spelling.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #41
                        Re: *sigh*

                        Originally posted by logicalthinker View Post
                        And i'm definitely not a warlock. And if I was, you WOULD actually kidnap me and put me in the wilderness to be shot at your leisure?

                        Read the Hunger Games by Suzzanne Collins. It's almost EXACTLY like that. The main charactor isn't accused of witchcraft though.
                        It is entirely possible that a neighbor of yours could document that you are a warlock or sorcerer, and then contact TermiWix(tm).

                        TermiWix, your witch removal service, traps, removes, and releases witches, warlocks, sorcerers, and the like using humane live-capture traps. They are transported to the Freehold area and held in a secure facility in the woods where they are given the opportunity to learn about Jesus and repent of their demon-worship.

                        That reminds me, I need to announce the next release of witches for the hunt.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #42
                          Re: *sigh*

                          Why are we still discussing that pirate when we clearly have a problem with the butt-ugly New Hampshireite who's having a problem getting laid finding his true self on our Godly™ forum.

                          I mean that poor soul couldn't find happiness with his own hand is still searching for whatever ugly broad he can find in his heathen home state true salvation and has come here for our help.

                          How can we refuse him?
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • logicalthinker
                            Unsaved Trash
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 30

                            #43
                            Re: *sigh*

                            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                            Why are we still discussing that pirate when we clearly have a problem with the butt-ugly New Hampshireite who's having a problem getting laid finding his true self on our Godly™ forum.

                            I mean that poor soul couldn't find happiness with his own hand is still searching for whatever ugly broad he can find in his heathen home state true salvation and has come here for our help.

                            How can we refuse him?
                            That is just plain insulting. New Hampshireites are not butt ugly. I am not trying to get laid. And ignoring your blatant insults, I notice you're avoiding the question I started this thread to get an answer for: HOW DO I DELETE THE PICTURE?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: *sigh*

                              Originally posted by logicalthinker View Post
                              That is just plain insulting. New Hampshireites are not butt ugly. I am not trying to get laid. And ignoring your blatant insults, I notice you're avoiding the question I started this thread to get an answer for: HOW DO I DELETE THE PICTURE?
                              While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • logicalthinker
                                Unsaved Trash
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 30

                                #45
                                Re: *sigh*

                                Why do you continue to avoid the question. CAN I OR CAN I NOT DELETE THE PICTURE? And does that link you gave me mean NO ONE has rights here either? Because last I checked in America, everyone has rights.

                                CAN I OR CAN I NOT DELETE THE PICTURE? IF I CAN, PLEASE TELL ME HOW. Thank you.

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