[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

I think you Gods are forgetting that the Bible was all made up by joos anyways.

The Bible was not made up. And the very fact of its triumphant survival throughout these many centuries of turmoil and trouble, especially for the Jews, proves that God has blessed the Bible and brought it to us so that we might read it and obey Him in every aspect of our lives.

If God did not want us to obey the Bible and His commands for every aspect of our lives, then He wouldn't have written it and preserved it. Furthermore, He would not have covered every aspect of our lives if He didn't want us to live in complete, utter, and constant obediance to Him.

The only time to think about the Bible rather than just read and obey, is when dealing with something not literally and specifically detailed in the Bible. Take television for an example. This is the sort of thing that Christians need to read and pray upon. God always finds a way to let His will be known to those who really believe in Him. For those who continue to be uncertain, there are pastors who are imbued with God's authority to guide them.

God covers issues like sexual conduct very clearly. He covers the
attitude that we are to take towards His Word clearly as well.

Homosexuality bad; Bible good. Bible says homosexuality bad; Bible more good. People who read and obey Bible good. People who engage in homosexual behavior, bad. People who read Bible and declare Bible silent on homosexual behavior, nuts.

Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

The Bible was not made up. And the very fact of its triumphant survival throughout these many centuries of turmoil and trouble, especially for the Jews, proves that God has blessed the Bible and brought it to us so that we might read it and obey Him in every aspect of our lives.

If God did not want us to obey the Bible and His commands for every aspect of our lives, then He wouldn't have written it and preserved it. Furthermore, He would not have covered every aspect of our lives if He didn't want us to live in complete, utter, and constant obediance to Him.

The only time to think about the Bible rather than just read and obey, is when dealing with something not literally and specifically detailed in the Bible. Take television for an example. This is the sort of thing that Christians need to read and pray upon. God always finds a way to let His will be known to those who really believe in Him. For those who continue to be uncertain, there are pastors who are imbued with God's authority to guide them.

God covers issues like sexual conduct very clearly. He covers the
attitude that we are to take towards His Word clearly as well.

Homosexuality bad; Bible good. Bible says homosexuality bad; Bible more good. People who read and obey Bible good. People who engage in homosexual behavior, bad. People who read Bible and declare Bible silent on homosexual behavior, nuts.

Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

God didn't write it though. He dictated it to Joos who got it all wrong as they were too busy thinking of how time is money and how standing here listening to God was a waste of time and therefore money, sending them into a state of silent panic. God didn't notice though as he was too busy telling his pretentious stories.

[William T]

Re: Seriously?

The Bible was not made up. And the very fact of its triumphant survival throughout these many centuries of turmoil and trouble, especially for the Jews, proves that God has blessed the Bible and brought it to us so that we might read it and obey Him in every aspect of our lives.

If God did not want us to obey the Bible and His commands for every aspect of our lives, then He wouldn't have written it and preserved it. Furthermore, He would not have covered every aspect of our lives if He didn't want us to live in complete, utter, and constant obediance to Him.

The only time to think about the Bible rather than just read and obey, is when dealing with something not literally and specifically detailed in the Bible. Take television for an example. This is the sort of thing that Christians need to read and pray upon. God always finds a way to let His will be known to those who really believe in Him. For those who continue to be uncertain, there are pastors who are imbued with God's authority to guide them.

God covers issues like sexual conduct very clearly. He covers the
attitude that we are to take towards His Word clearly as well.

Homosexuality bad; Bible good. Bible says homosexuality bad; Bible more good. People who read and obey Bible good. People who engage in homosexual behavior, bad. People who read Bible and declare Bible silent on homosexual behavior, nuts.

Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Well, there is indeed something I ought to say on that topic.
Even though you have written some very interesting (yet slightly mormonic) aspects, there is still need that I respond with the following sentence:
Nobody cares.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

Is it safe to come out yet? That one guy was hitting on me. I hope he got banned for being a Homer.

[vengeful godman]

Re: Seriously?

RIGHT
WHO BANNED ME
thou shall suffer my wrath, i proclaim you all homers! and with my word it shall be!

[Talitha]

Re: Seriously?

RIGHT
WHO BANNED ME
thou shall suffer my wrath, i proclaim you all homers! and with my word it shall be!

Someone banned you?

Never mind.

God Bless.

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

Is it safe to come out yet? That one guy was hitting on me. I hope he got banned for being a Homer.

I'm waiting babydoll <3

[Raging Homosexual]

Re: Seriously?

Is it safe to come out yet? That one guy was hitting on me. I hope he got banned for being a Homer.

You can come out any day you want bbz

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

I'm waiting babydoll <3

Eeeeeeeeew HOMER. I am a married man. Why do you hate Jesus? Why do you want to sodomize me, that is just plain wrong.

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

Eeeeeeeeew HOMER. I am a married man. Why do you hate Jesus? Why do you want to sodomize me, that is just plain wrong.

Who said I wanted to sodomize you? Perhaps I only want a hug

[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

Nobody cares.

God cares, fool!

Obviously, that doesn't concern you now, because you have not yet felt the stinging flames of hell as your skin is flayed away.

For right here and now on this here earth, there are a lot of people who care about the Bible and are working dilagently to have it legally recognized as the law of the land.

If you do not fear God, you may wish to fear them.

Should those who work and pray and campaign on behalf of a true Biblical state succeed, then people like you would not be able to come here and prance around, flaunting their non-belief.

You won't be hanging around LBC, mouthing off and plastering impudent emoticons at will, will you?

Forewarningly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

Who said I wanted to sodomize you? Perhaps I only want a hug

Pastor Ezekiel warned us about you people, first its starts off with a hug, then a kiss, then SODOMY! You are a pervert.

[costello]

Re: Seriously?

seriously guise, im pretty sure God is cool with all us gays. it was his decision to make us that way in the first place.

[Pig Man]

Re: Seriously?

I'm waiting babydoll <3

Hey, he's mine! Sexeh

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Seriously?

I'm not going to believe some text that most likely isn't true, thank you very much. As interesting as it is, personal experiences are much better evidence rather than some all powerful being in the sky that tells you what to do.

So you don't believe the Bible is true, which means you're an atheist.

Why are you on a Christian church forum, complaining about what God says, if you don't believe God exists?