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  • Beefcake
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2010
    • 3

    #76
    Re: Seriously?

    I love gays!

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #77
      Re: Seriously?

      Originally posted by costello View Post
      seriously guise, im pretty sure God is cool with all us gays. it was his decision to make us that way in the first place.
      You think God loves Men who put toilet brushs into their rectum?
      Well this is way to sick here im gone now ready my lovely Bible.
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • William T
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2010
        • 3

        #78
        Re: Seriously?

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        God cares, fool!
        Who's that God you are talking about? Is that some sort of peanut butter?

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #79
          Re: Seriously?

          Originally posted by costello View Post
          seriously guise, im pretty sure God is cool with all us gays. it was his decision to make us that way in the first place.
          Do you mean "guys"?

          Please show us the Scripture that says God DOESN'T consider homosexuality an abomination worthy of death and eternal torture.

          God makes many people knowing they will spend eternity in Hell. What makes you think you're special?

          Proverbs 16:4
          The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Adrien Brody
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2010
            • 21

            #80
            Re: Seriously?

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Pastor Ezekiel warned us about you people, first its starts off with a hug, then a kiss, then SODOMY! You are a pervert.
            Don't worry, I'll only take it as far as you want me to. I'm not a rapist or anything. Jesus didn't like rapists; I'm sure there's some scripture proving that.

            Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
            Hey, he's mine! Sexeh
            We can share

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            • costello
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2010
              • 7

              #81
              Re: Seriously?

              Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
              Hey, he's mine! Sexeh
              threesome?

              oh wait no, i wanna join. foursome?

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              • Pig Man
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2010
                • 14

                #82
                Re: Seriously?

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                So you don't believe the Bible is true, which means you're an atheist.

                Why are you on a Christian church forum, complaining about what God says, if you don't believe God exists?
                Because when I see people being so disrespectful to people such as homosexuals, I can't help but register and comment.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #83
                  Re: Seriously?

                  Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
                  Because when I see people being so disrespectful to people such as homosexuals, I can't help but register and comment.
                  God hates homosexuals. He casts them into His Lake of Fire to be tortured forever and ever.

                  We try to warn homosexuals so they can avoid this terrible fate. You consider that "disrespectful"?

                  I consider it hatred to lie to them and say God's OK with them being abominations, all so they can end up in Hell without knowing why.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #84
                    Re: Seriously?

                    Listen, you sissies. This is not a gay pickup joint. You boys need to quit prancing around here like a bunch of Kansas City faggots and start praising Jesus.

                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Lycia The Repentant
                      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #85
                      Re: Seriously?

                      Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
                      Because when I see people being so disrespectful to people such as homosexuals, I can't help but register and comment.
                      Good for you. Would you also run into a church with your buddies and make a bunch of dumb gay sex jokes?
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                      An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                      Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                      My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                      Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                      An Open Question to All false christians.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #86
                        Re: Seriously?

                        Originally posted by Pig Man View Post
                        Because when I see people being so disrespectful to people such as homosexuals, I can't help but register and comment.
                        Who is disrespectful? There are three of you who want to defile my back side, how is that respectful?

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                        • Adrien Brody
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 21

                          #87
                          Re: Seriously?

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Listen, you sissies. This is not a gay pickup joint.
                          Yet, as I've said before.

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          You boys
                          Who said we're boys?

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                          • costello
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 7

                            #88
                            Re: Seriously?

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            You think God loves Men who put toilet brushs into their rectum?
                            Well this is way to sick here im gone now ready my lovely Bible.
                            who said anything about toilet brushes? just other pensises, and you know, strap-ons and stuff maybe?

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #89
                              Re: Seriously?

                              Originally posted by Pig Man
                              I'm sorry, I think you've forgotten this forum is a complete true religion.
                              This forum expresses the truth about Christianity and what the Bible really says as an outreach project, but this forum is not itself a religion.

                              If you don't like what the Bible says, and hate God, why are you here? Do you think the rantings of some atheist will cause us all to abandon Jesus and join you in Hell?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • costello
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 7

                                #90
                                Re: Seriously?

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Who is disrespectful? There are three of you who want to defile my back side, how is that respectful?
                                you know youd love it

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