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  • costello
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 7

    #46
    Re: Seriously?

    seriously, you all beliueve homosexuals should die?

    im bisexual (and female) and honestly, just...why?!

    dosnt the bible teach about "loving thy neighbour" and forgiveness? and if god didnt want people to be gay, why didnt he make them straight?

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    • Almighty God
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 1

      #47
      Re: Seriously?

      Guys
      you're doin it wrong
      srsly
      i made humans to be homosexual
      you being able to breed wasa terrible, terrible mistake
      you've ruined my beautiful planet :'(

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #48
        Re: Seriously?

        Originally posted by costello View Post
        seriously, you all beliueve homosexuals should die?
        We prefer them to stop being gay.

        Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

        dosnt the bible teach about "loving thy neighbour" and forgiveness?
        You cannot read just a few pages. You have to read the entire Holy Bible!

        Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Adrien Brody
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2010
          • 21

          #49
          Re: Seriously?

          Sorry, did you guys just ban God?

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373

            #50
            Re: Seriously?

            Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
            Sorry, did you guys just ban God?
            No. Just someone who pretended to be Him. God does not like that: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Adrien Brody
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2010
              • 21

              #51
              Re: Seriously?

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              No. Just someone who pretended to be Him. God does not like that: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
              How do you know that it wasn't God though?

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373

                #52
                Re: Seriously?

                Originally posted by Adrien Brody View Post
                How do you know that it wasn't God though?
                I wasn't the one who banned him, but I am sure the DoF did a thorough analysis on this faker.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Raging Homosexual
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 3

                  #53
                  Re: Seriously?

                  Evenin'

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                  • costello
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 7

                    #54
                    Re: Seriously?

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    We prefer them to stop being gay.

                    Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

                    You cannot read just a few pages. You have to read the entire Holy Bible!

                    Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
                    but surely, christians should forgive people?

                    the bible is a mass of contradictions anyways, and you can bend any qoute to support your point.

                    do you think the bible was written by God? it was written 200 bloody years ago at the council of nicea by a bunch of preists, which mean that a) it is NOT THE WORD OF GOD and b) it is NOT RELEVANT TODAY.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #55
                      Re: Seriously?

                      Originally posted by costello View Post
                      the bible is a mass of contradictions anyways, and you can bend any qoute to support your point.
                      There are no contradictions on the Bible. Zero, none, nada!

                      do you think the bible was written by God? it was written 200 bloody years ago at the council of nicea by a bunch of preists, which mean that a) it is NOT THE WORD OF GOD and b) it is NOT RELEVANT TODAY.
                      We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

                      Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

                      I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours instead of masturbating all the time you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

                      Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or Hell ?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Adrien Brody
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 21

                        #56
                        Re: Seriously?

                        I think you Gods are forgetting that the Bible was all made up by joos anyways.

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                        • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 492

                          #57
                          Re: Seriously?

                          Originally posted by costello View Post
                          ...and you can bend any qoute to support your point.
                          Just because you like to bend over for your homer friends, it's no reason for you to mock true Christianity by suggesting that we bend the holy scriptures. We follow the King James version of the Bible, word by word and that's a fact. The ones who are actually bending the WORD OF GOD is the Jesus haters representing the false Christians like catlicks, lutherans, mormons etc.

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                          • Raging Homosexual
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 3

                            #58
                            Re: Seriously?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!
                            I'll try again.

                            Re big bit: Following that logic, Hogwarts exists.

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                            • costello
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 7

                              #59
                              Re: Seriously?

                              "love thy neighbour"

                              "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

                              sounds pretty contradictive to me


                              you are terribly wrong there im afraid, i have in fact read the entire bible cover to cover when i was forced to by my jehovahs witness primary school teacher and it was, quite simply, absolutely hillarious.

                              do you know what i think your problem is? youre too uptight, i reckon you probably need a good wank, i find it can be very good for relieving stress

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                              • William T
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 3

                                #60
                                Re: Seriously?

                                Hey guys! I'm a huuuuge Black Sabbath fan, and I just stumbled across this really cool Death Metal forum!
                                Pleased to meet you.

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