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  • Master Gordon
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    • Jun 2010
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    #16
    Re: Why god Created us...

    Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
    I'm a man! I hope God smites you to hell for insulting me by calling me a woman. And I believe in two things, The bible and Jesus.
    I am sure James would not have referred to you as a woman if it was obvious you were a man. Obviously you have a problem identifying your gender maybe you are a raging homosexual and you need to confess your sinful ways to Jesus and accept him as your Saviour. I have been doing missionary work in California and have come across many confused souls like yourself. Accept Jesus as your Saviour and abide by all that is written in the KJV of the Bible and you will be with us in the Rapture my friend. Praise God and be saved.
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    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
    so a fool returneth to his folly

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    • harletstriker
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      • Nov 2010
      • 28

      #17
      Re: Why god Created us...

      So even though I have repented and I follow this religion as best as I can, Jesus won't love me? I thought Jesus was the most HOLY name. What is insulting senior members going to do? Get me kicked? Will getting me kicked send me to HELL? When a senior member is wrong, I look to the only opinion that matters, GOD!

      And I'm sorry I misspelled Pasture. I meant Pastor.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: Why god Created us...

        Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
        Indeed, in the next verse Paul also says that married people should have sex often.

        1 Cor 7:5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

        Sam
        Now, Sam, there you go again trying to make it sound like the Bible is a bit contradictory.

        Paul isn't saying that married people should be having relations all the time. The first part recommends not having sex during fasting and prayer, and if you're a good True Christian(tm), you'll be praying all the time! Who has the time for sex? The second part says to have sex to avoid being tempted by Satan to go out and have sex with other people or masturbate. The Bible tells us to have relations with our wife, but not often, but often enough so we don't be led astray, and by those relations she will get pregnant numerous times and bear many little soldiers of Christ for you. That's the whole point.

        Nowhere in those verses can be found anything suggesting that sex should be done for pleasure. Period. Quit trying to twist the Bible's words to suit your unsaved, false Christian lifestyle.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #19
          Re: Why god Created us...

          Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
          So even though I have repented and I follow this religion as best as I can, Jesus won't love me? I thought Jesus was the most HOLY name. What is insulting senior members going to do? Get me kicked? Will getting me kicked send me to HELL? When a senior member is wrong, I look to the only opinion that matters, GOD!

          And I'm sorry I misspelled Pasture. I meant Pastor.
          Look at this way: These people are True Christians(tm). They are members of the Landover Baptist Church. Thus, they are Saved. They know the Bible in and out. They are intelligent and do not sin.

          True Christians(tm) are never wrong because we follow the Bible 100% which itself is perfect in every way. So, you should not respond so harshly when one of our wonderful people try to help you. You should listen earnestly and learn from them.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • harletstriker
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            • Nov 2010
            • 28

            #20
            Re: Why god Created us...

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Now, Sam, there you go again trying to make it sound like the Bible is a bit contradictory.

            Paul isn't saying that married people should be having relations all the time. The first part recommends not having sex during fasting and prayer, and if you're a good True Christian™, you'll be praying all the time! Who has the time for sex? The second part says to have sex to avoid being tempted by Satan to go out and have sex with other people or masturbate. The Bible tells us to have relations with our wife, but not often, but often enough so we don't be led astray, and by those relations she will get pregnant numerous times and bear many little soldiers of Christ for you. That's the whole point.

            Nowhere in those verses can be found anything suggesting that sex should be done for pleasure. Period. Quit trying to twist the Bible's words to suit your unsaved, false Christian lifestyle.

            Let me understand this, so everything the bible says, we do, and everything it does not mention we don't? So we should not paint? We should not see movies? Or for the people that wish to make movies, they should not? The bible says nothing about a higher education, should we not strive to learn? It says nothing about working out or staying fit. Should we not be healthy?
            I'm sorry but you are wrong, the bible does say to enjoy your wife in bed. 1 Corinthians 7:33 But he that is married careth for the things that are of the world, how he may please his wife.
            Proverbs 5:18 Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.

            It also says that sex is a sacred ordinance to be performed with love.

            Genesis 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
            So can we not love loving our wives? We can infer that as long as it is love making, we should have pleasure loving them.

            I'm sorry I condemned that man to hell, my anger slipped at such an insult. Please forgive me.

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            • Lycia The Repentant
              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 2019

              #21
              Re: Why god Created us...

              Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
              I'm a man! I hope God smites you to hell for insulting me by calling me a woman. And I believe in two things, The bible and Jesus.
              Why do you hate women so much? Are you a homer?
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
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              An Open Question to All false christians.

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              • harletstriker
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                • Nov 2010
                • 28

                #22
                Re: Why god Created us...

                Why will no one explain why I am wrong? All you guys say is your gay, you spelled pastor wrong, but no one will address the logic. Please, just tell me why I am wrong, I need to know.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373

                  #23
                  Re: Why god Created us...

                  Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
                  Why will no one explain why I am wrong? All you guys say is your gay, you spelled pastor wrong, but no one will address the logic. Please, just tell me why I am wrong, I need to know.
                  Stop whining please. All the answers you are looking for are in the Bible. My Brothers even took valuable time out of their busy schedules to point out the exact scripture relevant to your questions. Don't be lazy and start putting some effort into really reading the answers to your questions!

                  Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • harletstriker
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 28

                    #24
                    Re: Why god Created us...

                    But you see cranky old man, I have. And therein lies the problem. I have read into the subject a great deal. I have worked to use evidence from the kjv version of the bible to point out the flaws, the contradictions. With each new additional verse I place, you all call me wrong and that I will burn in HELL but you won't tell me why. I have read into the subject and the reason I am even on the forum is because I'm confused.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #25
                      Re: Why god Created us...

                      Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
                      But you see cranky old man, I have. And therein lies the problem. I have read into the subject a great deal. I have worked to use evidence from the kjv version of the bible to point out the flaws, the contradictions. With each new additional verse I place, you all call me wrong and that I will burn in HELL but you won't tell me why. I have read into the subject and the reason I am even on the forum is because I'm confused.
                      Yes you are confused as there are no flaws in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #26
                        Re: Why god Created us...

                        Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
                        But you see cranky old man, I have. And therein lies the problem. I have read into the subject a great deal. I have worked to use evidence from the kjv version of the bible to point out the flaws, the contradictions. With each new additional verse I place, you all call me wrong and that I will burn in HELL but you won't tell me why. I have read into the subject and the reason I am even on the forum is because I'm confused.
                        Look lady, quit making excuses. You need to look deep inside your self. Ask yourself this, Do I follow the Word of God, Am I a Christian? You see we follow the Word of God, all of them with out fail, with out question. If you dont you are bound to HELL.

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                        • Johannes Kirkeholm
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 395

                          #27
                          Re: Why god Created us...

                          Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
                          But you see cranky old man, I have. And therein lies the problem. I have read into the subject a great deal. I have worked to use evidence from the kjv version of the bible to point out the flaws, the contradictions. With each new additional verse I place, you all call me wrong and that I will burn in HELL but you won't tell me why. I have read into the subject and the reason I am even on the forum is because I'm confused.
                          If you actually feared God as He commands:

                          Leviticus 25:17
                          Ye shall not therefore oppress one another; but thou shalt fear thy God:for I am the LORD your God.

                          you would understand that there are no contradictions in the KJV because you would gain Wisdom:

                          Psalm 111:10
                          The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever.

                          I recommend reading Leviticus 26 in depth. Especially take not of the fact that God makes the people he don't like eat their own children. And remember: Never stop believing in God. This will send you to Hell:

                          Revelation 21:8
                          But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                          To the atheists:

                          To the false christians:

                          Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                          Hosea 13:16
                          Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                          • harletstriker
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                            • Nov 2010
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                            #28
                            Re: Why god Created us...

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Look lady, quit making excuses. You need to look deep inside your self. Ask yourself this, Do I follow the Word of God, Am I a Christian? You see we follow the Word of God, all of them with out fail, with out question. If you dont you are bound to HELL.
                            first, I am still a man. And second, I follow without fail, But I question a few things. For example, are we supposed to enjoy sex? and why do we discriminate so much? Just because they don't believe as we do? If they believe in Jesus are they not then saved?

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                            • harletstriker
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 28

                              #29
                              Re: Why god Created us...

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Yes you are confused as there are no flaws in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                              And I agree, there are no flaws if you read it right. But you people read only what you want and see what you want. This religion refuses to see the truth and sees only what they want to see. You plug your ears at any truth and your only argument is that we will burn in Hell. What makes you so special that you won't burn in hell? In the bible Jesus loves all. Why do you hate so much?
                              Exodus 20:6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

                              Deuteronomy 10:19 Love ye therefore the stranger: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
                              John 13:34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.

                              John 13:35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

                              John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

                              John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

                              so in the Bible. The book you hold so high as the only truth of God, says to love one another and not to hate people. You hate anyone who does not believe as you did. If you truly followed the bible as you say, you would be tolerant of every inhabitant on this earth. Maybe not love, because that is hard, but at least tolerant.

                              What do you follow then? If you only follow parts of the KJV Bible, you don't follow it perfectly and according to Cranky Old Man, we will go to HELL for eternity.

                              Explain to me what exactly you follow in the bible? Because, if you are indeed following the bible, you are doing it wrong.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22373

                                #30
                                Re: Why god Created us...

                                Originally posted by harletstriker View Post
                                Explain to me what exactly you follow in the bible?
                                That's easy: everything! God doesn't like slackers.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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