Delusional To The Extreme

[Dr Awkward]

It took me some time, after reading pages of forum posts here, before it began to sink in that you people take yourselves seriously. I kept saying to myself things like - any minute now I will load a page saying : "ha! the joke's on you!" But it never happened.

One one hand I have to admire your sheer tenacity in pursuing these beliefs and life choices, although this admiration is the same sort I would have for a particularly dedicated and fastidious serial killer.

Some points that have piqued my interest are in the discussions about science which members of this faith so readily refute. The mere fact that these discussions are taking place on the internet using computers fills me with such ironic glee it's almost too much.

Then there's the whole flat Earth thing - you must have been really annoyed when deciding to take the bible literally as these sorts of things became apparent. Seeing your members argue over points like this is a real jaw dropping experience which demonstrates the absurd lengths humans will go to in order to validate their convictions.

My conclusion is that members of this faith are similar to furries, plushies, people who love animals (I mean really love them), that guy who thinks reptiloids are in control and so on, in their sheer audacity in maintaining these delusions.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Delusional To The Extreme

Why do you call yourself 'Dr"?
Are you some sort of Scientist? Our text book is the Bible, just as your textbooks are 'your bible'.
Ours was written by God. Yours were written by men.
Your textbooks are being continually updated, changed, modified, and ultimately replaced with different ones.
Our textbook has remained unchannged, and there are no plans to replace it with one that contains 'more up to date' information.
(PS.I don't think you're a 'real' Doctor. You fake.)

[lord warrior]

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Then there's the whole flat Earth thing - you must have been really annoyed when deciding to take the bible literally as these sorts of things became apparent. Seeing your members argue over points like this is a real jaw dropping experience which demonstrates the absurd lengths humans will go to in order to validate their convictions.

Oh yes, you must be one of them scitests. Well I can't help but notice you'all keep changing what you believe is right, and then got back the other way. [ Like with global warming] But our message hasn't changed in 2000 years.
Just trust in God, with your whole heart, and he will show you the way.

[Wide-Open]

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[ Like with global warming]

They even changed the name of their "religion", lord warrior... it's now called "climate change", So that if it gets really really cold again, they can blame CO2.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Delusional To The Extreme

It took me some time, after reading pages of forum posts here, before it began to sink in that you people take yourselves seriously. I kept saying to myself things like - any minute now I will load a page saying : "ha! the joke's on you!" But it never happened.

Ha ha ha ha Well, I like a good joke as much as the next fellow, but you're absolutely right in your perception that we here at Landover love the Lord God with all of our heart, soul and mind. We cannot do anything else -- AND THAT'S NO JOKE!

Have you, Dr. Awkward, accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour? It doesn't sound like you have. I can guarentee that once you let Him into your heart, you'll be one of us.

[Bobby-Joe]

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One one hand I have to admire your sheer tenacity in pursuing these beliefs and life choices, although this admiration is the same sort I would have for a particularly dedicated and fastidious serial killer.

Friend,

Is it wrong to want to be a good person? To what is right? To live in a good world? Are these not worthy goals? I mean were would we be if people just gave up. If the Pilgrims had been quiters and left America a wasteland filled with naked savages?

The best way is not the easy way Dr Awkward.

[Dr Awkward]

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Why do you call yourself 'Dr"?
Are you some sort of Scientist? Our text book is the Bible, just as your textbooks are 'your bible'.
Ours was written by God. Yours were written by men.
Your textbooks are being continually updated, changed, modified, and ultimately replaced with different ones.
Our textbook has remained unchannged, and there are no plans to replace it with one that contains 'more up to date' information.
(PS.I don't think you're a 'real' Doctor. You fake.)

You speak of change like it's a bad thing, if it weren't for mans ability to change we wouldn't be here having this discussion. I don't call myself "Dr", my nicname, Dr Awkward, was chosen because I like palindromes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I like palindromes.

So does satan.

Allah la valhalla.

We panic in a pew.

Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live.

Am God: Dogma!

Dogma in my hymn: I am God.

Deirdre wets altar of St. Simons - no mists, for at last ewer dried.

I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver."

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

O Memsahib, Bart! Rabbi has memo!

Amen enema.

I will thank you to NOT post in demoncode here in God's favorite forum.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Uh-oh. Wordplay. I better not get involved.

Repent, DrAwkward! Repent!

~~ OEJ

[Dr Awkward]

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This site is awesome, I haven't been fooled by an internet parody ever until this. Haha, kudos to those responsible, keep up the good work. I love a bit of subversion now and then.

(That'll teach me for not doing my research)

[Dr Awkward]

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I wonder what other words apart from UNCHRISTIAN WORD DELETED your site changes, that's just awesome.

EDIT: Do not repeat our enemies lies on our forum Dr Awkward. BJ

[Sister Noddy]

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This site is awesome, I haven't been fooled by an internet divine revelation ever until this. Haha, kudos to those responsible, keep up the good work. I love a bit of subversion now and then.

(That'll teach me for not doing my research)

You are going to hell when you die, you know that, don't you? God would like you to repent and accept Jesus' sweet love, but in the end after you've had all the chances you're ever gonna get, he will say he never knew you. You won't be loving it so much when you are doggie-paddling satan's lakes of fire, will you, awkward person?

[Brother Lindh]

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Well, Dr Awkward, meet another Landover Church goer. I am Brother Lindh and I live under the Landover sanctuary in the crypts (never go hungry here). Pastor Pistle saved me and gave me a home here after I sent him $10. Cheap for the price I say. I only have one complaint about the members here, or some of them, I should say. Their avatars show such succulent necks. Of course I don't bother anyone during daylight hours. Praise Jesus!

[eliot mayfield]

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Well, Dr Awkward, meet another Landover Church goer. I am Brother Lindh and I live under the Landover sanctuary in the crypts (never go hungry here). Pastor Pistle saved me and gave me a home here after I sent him $10. Cheap for the price I say. I only have one complaint about the members here, or some of them, I should say. Their avatars show such succulent necks. Of course I don't bother anyone during daylight hours. Praise Jesus!

speaking of delusional to the extreme.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Indeed, DrAwkward, we will "keep up the good work" of the LORD! For the Great Work of Salvation is real as Jesus' blood and serious as God's prohibition on eating snails.

These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,

And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole. Leviticus 11:29, 30

This is VERY IMPORTANT! God says eating snails is an abomination, and therefore the snail-chomping Frenchies are doomed to be damned!

Also, since God prohibits eating seafood that has not fins and scales, those abominable sushi dishes that include octopus (DEVILFISH!) and squid are certain to result in eternal damnation!

These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:

And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you. Deuteronomy 14:9, 10


This is a slippery slope, DrAwkward, and the dark, dim slipperiness of snails and octopi is the very slime of evil!


Evil amid tons 'o snot: dim, alive!

Hope you stick around and enjoy our Godly preachments. Praise ye the Lord!


~~ OEJ