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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

    Well personally I can't wait to get my white horse ( Revelation 19:14 ) I hope those aren't only for soldiers. Either that or I hope that I'll be able to be a soldier in heaven.

    But if I can't, I guess watching sinners burn is a close second.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    Once im in heaven i want to become a soldier and then i go down on earth and kill some French idiots with my Winchester Modell 1892.



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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

    Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
    I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.
    I am looking forward to bathing in the light and heat of the damned burning. It sure will be a good giggle!

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  • Forest Spirit
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    I picked "Watching the damned burn".

    That's the post-Burning Man party, right?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

    Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.
    Just think, we could go hunting with the sure to be SAVED(tm) Dick Cheny and not have to wear a bullet proof vest! Also there would no limit to the spotted owls or condors we could shoot since there won't be any damned liberals in Heaven to screw things up!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    I especially look forward to meeting Mr. Johnson in Heaven and then the both of us watching Mrs. Johnson burn in Hell for all eternity!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.
    Perhaps in Heaven we can hunt whales with nukes!

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

    I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

    Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.

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  • Master Gordon
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    Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

    I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.

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  • POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

    80
    Sitting in Jesus lap
    0%
    10
    Getting the body you always wanted
    0%
    1
    Getting the true answers from God about the universe
    0%
    13
    Meeting your dead relatives
    0%
    4
    Meeting Christian heroes like Paul the Apostle or Abraham Lincoln
    0%
    1
    Watching the damned burn
    0%
    30
    It always being a Christian holiday like the 4th of July!
    0%
    2
    Seeing the treasury of Heaven
    0%
    0
    Being able to use one of those cool flaming swords on a sinner!
    0%
    10
    Ridding the go-carts
    0%
    9
    We concentrate on the unsaved scum like atheists and terrorists to much at times. Let's make this a positive one. What facility in Heaven are you looking forward to in Heaven when Jesus calls you home? Please explain why.

    TRUE Christians(tm) only!
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