Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?
Well personally I can't wait to get my white horse ( Revelation 19:14 ) I hope those aren't only for soldiers. Either that or I hope that I'll be able to be a soldier in heaven.
But if I can't, I guess watching sinners burn is a close second.
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Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?
Once im in heaven i want to become a soldier and then i go down on earth and kill some French idiots with my Winchester Modell 1892.
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Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?
I am looking forward to bathing in the light and heat of the damned burning. It sure will be a good giggle!Originally posted by Master Gordon View PostI am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.
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Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?
I picked "Watching the damned burn".

That's the post-Burning Man party, right?
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Just think, we could go hunting with the sure to be SAVED(tm) Dick Cheny and not have to wear a bullet proof vest! Also there would no limit to the spotted owls or condors we could shoot since there won't be any damned liberals in Heaven to screw things up!Originally posted by Nobar King View PostI'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.
Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.
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Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?
I especially look forward to meeting Mr. Johnson in Heaven and then the both of us watching Mrs. Johnson burn in Hell for all eternity!
Perhaps in Heaven we can hunt whales with nukes!Originally posted by Nobar King View PostI'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.
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Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?
I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.
Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.
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Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?
I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.
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POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?
80Sitting in Jesus lap0%10Getting the body you always wanted0%1Getting the true answers from God about the universe0%13Meeting your dead relatives0%4Meeting Christian heroes like Paul the Apostle or Abraham Lincoln0%1Watching the damned burn0%30It always being a Christian holiday like the 4th of July!0%2Seeing the treasury of Heaven0%0Being able to use one of those cool flaming swords on a sinner!0%10Ridding the go-carts0%9We concentrate on the unsaved scum like atheists and terrorists to much at times. Let's make this a positive one. What facility in Heaven are you looking forward to in Heaven when Jesus calls you home? Please explain why.
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