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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

    We concentrate on the unsaved scum like atheists and terrorists to much at times. Let's make this a positive one. What facility in Heaven are you looking forward to in Heaven when Jesus calls you home? Please explain why.

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    Sitting in Jesus lap
    0%
    10
    Getting the body you always wanted
    0%
    1
    Getting the true answers from God about the universe
    0%
    13
    Meeting your dead relatives
    0%
    4
    Meeting Christian heroes like Paul the Apostle or Abraham Lincoln
    0%
    1
    Watching the damned burn
    0%
    30
    It always being a Christian holiday like the 4th of July!
    0%
    2
    Seeing the treasury of Heaven
    0%
    0
    Being able to use one of those cool flaming swords on a sinner!
    0%
    10
    Ridding the go-carts
    0%
    9

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  • Master Gordon
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 376

    #2
    Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

    I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.
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    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
    so a fool returneth to his folly

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

      I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

      Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22379

        #4
        Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

        I especially look forward to meeting Mr. Johnson in Heaven and then the both of us watching Mrs. Johnson burn in Hell for all eternity!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.
        Perhaps in Heaven we can hunt whales with nukes!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

          Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.
          Just think, we could go hunting with the sure to be SAVED(tm) Dick Cheny and not have to wear a bullet proof vest! Also there would no limit to the spotted owls or condors we could shoot since there won't be any damned liberals in Heaven to screw things up!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Forest Spirit
            Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
            Investigation Ongoing
            • Dec 2009
            • 153

            #6
            Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

            I picked "Watching the damned burn".

            That's the post-Burning Man party, right?
            Dog's are mans best friend .

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

              Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
              I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.
              I am looking forward to bathing in the light and heat of the damned burning. It sure will be a good giggle!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912

                #8
                Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

                Once im in heaven i want to become a soldier and then i go down on earth and kill some French idiots with my Winchester Modell 1892.



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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                  Well personally I can't wait to get my white horse ( Revelation 19:14 ) I hope those aren't only for soldiers. Either that or I hope that I'll be able to be a soldier in heaven.

                  But if I can't, I guess watching sinners burn is a close second.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 238

                    #10
                    Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                    I figure since I love the smell of barbecue chicken, the aroma of the damned all burning in Hell at once will be most pleasing to my purified, heavenly nostrils.

                    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12884

                      #11
                      Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                      I kind of hate to reveal what I would like to see, but this is it.

                      I'm a politican. We are ridiculed, despised and humiliated.

                      I'm hoping there will be a section where we can be treated with proper respect in heaven.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Seth Campbell
                        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1565

                        #12
                        Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                        I wonder if we'll be able to roast marshmallows over the pits of hell while watching the screaming.
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold
                          I'm a politican. We are ridiculed, despised and humiliated.

                          I'm hoping there will be a section where we can be treated with proper respect in heaven.
                          Mayor Hold, I am 100% confident that you will receive every bit of the the respect you deserve in Heaven.

                          As for me, I wonder if there will be time for fun and games and meeting relatives and such, what with the unending worshiping, praising, hymn-singing, and serving.

                          Those streets paved with transparent gold probably won't shine themselves. Is that what the women will be doing?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #14
                            Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                            I'm hoping that in Heaven we can control the tortures in Hell. Like you can get a bunch of gays and have them thrown into a pit of lions to get eaten. Or setting some Democrats and Methodists on fire. Or burying alive atheists and secularists and watching them gasp for air. Then after they "die", they come back to life and have to resume the torture.

                            Yea, I'm pretty sure we'll be able to do that in Heaven because it wouldn't be Heaven if we couldn't do that, right?

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14547

                              #15
                              Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

                              Leaping and dancing before the LORD . II SAMUEL 6:16c

                              One thing keeps popping into my mind as I contemplate sitting in His lap - dancing: will it be acceptable in Heaven? As part of praising His name, the rôle of dancing is well documented.

                              Psalm 149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.

                              II Samuel 6:14 And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod.

                              Ecclesiastes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

                              Jeremiah 31:4 Again I will build thee, and thou shalt be built, O virgin of Israel: thou shalt again be adorned with thy tabrets, and shalt go forth in the dances of them that make merry

                              Luke 7
                              31
                              And the Lord said, Whereunto then shall I liken the men of this generation? and to what are they like?
                              32 They are like unto children sitting in the marketplace, and calling one to another, and saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not wept.
                              33 For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say, He hath a devil.
                              34 The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!

                              Matthew 11:17 And saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented.

                              Job 21:11-12 They send forth their little ones like a flock, and their children dance. They take the timbrel and harp, and rejoice at the sound of the organ.

                              Jeremiah 31:13 Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.

                              Psalm 150:4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.



                              There will be permanent praise in Heaven; will I be able to dance for Jesus?

                              Psalm 30:11-12 Thou hast turned for me my mourning into dancing: thou hast put off my sackcloth, and girded me with gladness; To the end that my glory may sing praise to thee, and not be silent. O LORD my God, I will give thanks unto thee for ever.

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