POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

[Bobby-Joe]

We concentrate on the unsaved scum like atheists and terrorists to much at times. Let's make this a positive one. What facility in Heaven are you looking forward to in Heaven when Jesus calls you home? Please explain why.

TRUE Christians(tm) only!

[Master Gordon]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.

[Nobar King]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

I especially look forward to meeting Mr. Johnson in Heaven and then the both of us watching Mrs. Johnson burn in Hell for all eternity!

I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

Perhaps in Heaven we can hunt whales with nukes!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

I'm hoping that there is a nice hunting lodge. I imagine that one could participate in any kind of hunt, and have access to any weapon imaginable. There would be an annex to a weapon room and an armory.

Hopefully there is a fancy BBQ next door to cook all of your game.

Just think, we could go hunting with the sure to be SAVED(tm) Dick Cheny and not have to wear a bullet proof vest! Also there would no limit to the spotted owls or condors we could shoot since there won't be any damned liberals in Heaven to screw things up!

[Forest Spirit]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

I picked "Watching the damned burn".

That's the post-Burning Man party, right?

[James Hutchins]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

I am looking forward to being able to bathe in the loving warmth and light of the Lord Our God.

I am looking forward to bathing in the light and heat of the damned burning. It sure will be a good giggle!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: POLL: what facility are looking forward to in Heaven?

Once im in heaven i want to become a soldier and then i go down on earth and kill some French idiots with my Winchester Modell 1892.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

Well personally I can't wait to get my white horse ( Revelation 19:14 ) I hope those aren't only for soldiers. Either that or I hope that I'll be able to be a soldier in heaven.

But if I can't, I guess watching sinners burn is a close second.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I figure since I love the smell of barbecue chicken, the aroma of the damned all burning in Hell at once will be most pleasing to my purified, heavenly nostrils.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I kind of hate to reveal what I would like to see, but this is it.

I'm a politican. We are ridiculed, despised and humiliated.

I'm hoping there will be a section where we can be treated with proper respect in heaven.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I wonder if we'll be able to roast marshmallows over the pits of hell while watching the screaming.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I'm a politican. We are ridiculed, despised and humiliated.

I'm hoping there will be a section where we can be treated with proper respect in heaven.

Mayor Hold, I am 100% confident that you will receive every bit of the the respect you deserve in Heaven.

As for me, I wonder if there will be time for fun and games and meeting relatives and such, what with the unending worshiping, praising, hymn-singing, and serving.

Those streets paved with transparent gold probably won't shine themselves. Is that what the women will be doing?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I'm hoping that in Heaven we can control the tortures in Hell. Like you can get a bunch of gays and have them thrown into a pit of lions to get eaten. Or setting some Democrats and Methodists on fire. Or burying alive atheists and secularists and watching them gasp for air. Then after they "die", they come back to life and have to resume the torture.

Yea, I'm pretty sure we'll be able to do that in Heaven because it wouldn't be Heaven if we couldn't do that, right?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

Leaping and dancing before the LORD . II SAMUEL 6:16c

One thing keeps popping into my mind as I contemplate sitting in His lap - dancing: will it be acceptable in Heaven? As part of praising His name, the rôle of dancing is well documented.

Psalm 149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.

II Samuel 6:14 And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod.

Ecclesiastes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

Jeremiah 31:4 Again I will build thee, and thou shalt be built, O virgin of Israel: thou shalt again be adorned with thy tabrets, and shalt go forth in the dances of them that make merry

Luke 7
31 And the Lord said, Whereunto then shall I liken the men of this generation? and to what are they like?
32 They are like unto children sitting in the marketplace, and calling one to another, and saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not wept.
33 For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say, He hath a devil.
34 The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!

Matthew 11:17 And saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented.

Job 21:11-12 They send forth their little ones like a flock, and their children dance. They take the timbrel and harp, and rejoice at the sound of the organ.

Jeremiah 31:13 Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.

Psalm 150:4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.



There will be permanent praise in Heaven; will I be able to dance for Jesus?

Psalm 30:11-12 Thou hast turned for me my mourning into dancing: thou hast put off my sackcloth, and girded me with gladness; To the end that my glory may sing praise to thee, and not be silent. O LORD my God, I will give thanks unto thee for ever.