The Drunk's Bar

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

Are there any former frequenters of The Drunk's Bar here at Landover?

[Deaner]

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Are there any former frequenters of The Drunk's Bar here at Landover?

There has never been such an establisment in Landover and to imply so is rude. Perhaps you're thinking about the bar where your whore mother got impregnated with you on a sex, drug and booze free for all.

Sorry, but your daddy ain't here Jemima; go ask one of your fifteen siblings.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Is this her Momma?

Remember this Nigress. She is the one who stood in the back of the Church and said "Oh Lordy me, that is one load I shoulda swallowed", when Pastor was talking about wayward children?

[VictoryOS]

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Well, I can certainly see why she had to stand at the back of the church. That woman is massive!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Well, I can certainly see why she had to stand at the back of the church. That woman is massive!

Indeed Brother VO. That is the curse of Ham.

I gar-on-tee you, you would never see a behind like that on a GODLY white True Christian™ woman. We are, afterall, made in HIS image and negroes are cursed.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[tLakota]

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Indeed Brother VO. That is the curse of Ham.

I gar-on-tee you, you would never see a behind like that on a GODLY white True Christian™ woman. We are, afterall, made in HIS image and negroes are cursed.

Lve, Sister Thumper

You're doing it again, ignorant disrespect of anyone with melanin in their skin. The bible doesn't say what the curse of Ham was. No Godly Christian would be this huge, regardless of color, especially dressed like that. And seriously, find a passage in the bible that says "Negroes and all colored folk are cursed by God and White people are flawless." Still waiting to see that in the Holy Bible. Oh, and that's not how you spell 'guarantee'. I'm not supporting how huge this woman is, but you shouldn't judge by appearance. After all, God won't be judging any of us by appearance. He brought Christ to us with bronzed skin according to scripture. Besides, didn't Jesus heal a leper and a blind man, and a child that was beset by demons?

Now is the end come upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations. And mine eye shall not spare thee, neither will I have pity: but I will recompense thy ways upon thee, and thine abominations shall be in the midst of thee: and ye shall know that I am the Lord. Ezekiel 7:3-4

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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seriously, find a passage in the bible that says "Negroes and all colored folk are cursed by God and White people are flawless."

Looks like someone wants to take on the flawless logic of this post.

Congradulations, you're the first.

I'm not supporting how huge this woman is, but you shouldn't judge by appearance. After all, God won't be judging any of us by appearance.

1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all Appearance of Evil...

He brought Christ to us with bronzed skin according to scripture.

And white hair and blue eyes: read the book of Revelation. Whites turn bronze when they tan. Black and brown people are just black and brown.

Besides, didn't Jesus heal a leper and a blind man, and a child that was beset by demons?

I'm sure he's healed some black people of their blemish as well. How else can you explain Michael Jackson's miraculous transformation into a white man?

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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There has never been such an establisment in Landover and to imply so is rude. Perhaps you're thinking about the bar where your whore mother got impregnated with you on a sex, drug and booze free for all.

Sorry, but your daddy ain't here Jemima; go ask one of your fifteen siblings.

Sweet talker. I appreciate your swift response.

Yes, my mama was a bit of a tart, but she loved the Lord. She spent many a night on her knees. In prayer even. Sometimes. She was quite the multi tasker.

[lilith]

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Indeed Brother VO. That is the curse of Ham.

I gar-on-tee you, you would never see a behind like that on a GODLY white True Christian™ woman.* We are, afterall, made in HIS image and negroes are cursed.

Lve, Sister Thumper

* Oh really??

So...then,how do you explain Mrs R?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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* Oh really??

So...then,how do you explain Mrs R?

Dammit Lilith! You be nice to Mrs. R. She has got to be nearly 100.

Shame on you!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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* Oh really??

So...then,how do you explain Mrs R?

That's just her antique whalebone corset. It seems that over time whalebone softens into cartilige.

[tLakota]

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Looks like someone wants to take on the flawless logic of this post.

Congradulations, you're the first.



1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all Appearance of Evil...



And white skin and blue eyes: read the book of Revelation. Whites turn bronze when they tan. Black and brown people are just black and brown.



I'm sure he's healed some black people of their blemish as well. How else can you explain Michael Jackson's miraculous transformation into a white man?

Okay, you're a moderator, but you spelled congratulations wrong? That's lame... First off, a person isn't evil just because they have dark skin. Find it otherwise in the bible and I'll let you off the hook. There are countless other ways to describe an evil person's visage, such as whether they're lustful, worship dark forces or the like. This scripture in context means to stay away from things that make unclean the soul or add temptation, it doesn't say to alienate every race to which you don't belong. What do you find evil in the other races' appearance?! Again, you are the classic term of racists. White people aren't the toast of the town, and in most of the world you are the alienated ones. There is no one feature in appearance that makes you evil.

Second, everyone takes Revelations 1:14, but in 1:15 it says And his feet were like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. And in the bible the they describe him as bronzed with woolly hair. When you look at this link you'll see you people said it yourself. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0304/zits.html
And this is a link to a letter by Pontius Pilate describing our savior in detail. Note 'tawny complexion'. Mediterranean people and those in the middle east have never been 'white'. Would you love Christ any less for it.

http://www.christianchatforum.com/cgi-bin/bbs/index.pl/noframes/read/2614

And third, Michael Jackson has a skin pigment disorder, you can read about it here. http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz..._disorders.jsp
The parts of his skin that haven't changed is covered with make up to spare him embarrassment. My grandfather has it too. You can't use MJ as an excuse either because possibly molesting little straight boys is not a good thing, are you saying he's a good person?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The parts of his skin that haven't changed is covered with make up to spare him embarrassment. My grandfather has it too. You can't use MJ as an excuse either because possibly molesting little straight boys is not a good thing, are you saying he's a good person?

So your father is a nigra boy. That figures.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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First off, a person isn't evil just because they have dark skin. Find it otherwise in the bible and I'll let you off the hook.

I never called black people evil, I simply debunked your claim that God doesn't care about appearences. He does.

Second, everyone takes Revelations 1:14, but in 1:15 it says And his feet were like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. And in the bible the they describe him as bronzed with woolly hair.

This is FINE BRASS:



Note it's similarity to this True Christian and all-around brilliant creation of the LORD:



See, Jesus looked like Paris Hilton.

And this is a link to a letter by Pontius Pilate describing our savior in detail.

That's such and obvious forgery, I'm not even going to do the 5 second google search it will take to debunk it.

And third, Michael Jackson has a skin pigment disorder,

Yes, that's what the liberal media and liberal-bias medical community call when something good happens: a disorder. Notice how whenever someone hears the voice of Jesus and starts doing what the Bible actually ays to do, they are diagnosed as "crazy" and put in an asylum.

So, remember that Jesus is the Son of GOD. Also, know that Adam is "in the image of" God, ie a clone of God. And Eve is a clone of Adam. Therefore, people who don't look like Adam and Eve and Jesus are not 100% human, therefore they must have some animals and/or demons in their family tree.

So which race is the closst to the two clones of God, Adam and Eve? Well, it must be whatever race has the least diversity: clones aren't diverse. Well, people who study this sort of thing say that Africans have the most diversity (just look, there's black pigmies, and black basketball players, and those freakish Australian natives).

While non-whites tend to say "All white people look the same". Which of course, we do, since we're decended from two clones, Adam and Eve.

And also, come on, just LOOK, who do you think God looks more like, this:



Or THIS:



Think carefully before you speak, Blasheming the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin!

[tLakota]

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So your father is a nigra boy. That figures.

What the hell are you talking about?! Didn't you read the link!!? It can happen to any race stupid.