[tLakota]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

I never called black people evil, I simply debunked your claim that God doesn't care about appearences. He does.



This is FINE BRASS:



Note it's similarity to this True Christian and all-around brilliant creation of the LORD:



See, Jesus looked like Paris Hilton.



That's such and obvious forgery, I'm not even going to do the 5 second google search it will take to debunk it.



Yes, that's what the liberal media and liberal-bias medical community call when something good happens: a disorder. Notice how whenever someone hears the voice of Jesus and starts doing what the Bible actually ays to do, they are diagnosed as "crazy" and put in an asylum.

So, remember that Jesus is the Son of GOD. Also, know that Adam is "in the image of" God, ie a clone of God. And Eve is a clone of Adam. Therefore, people who don't look like Adam and Eve and Jesus are not 100% human, therefore they must have some animals and/or demons in their family tree.

So which race is the closst to the two clones of God, Adam and Eve? Well, it must be whatever race has the least diversity: clones aren't diverse. Well, people who study this sort of thing say that Africans have the most diversity (just look, there's black pigmies, and black basketball players, and those freakish Australian natives).

While non-whites tend to say "All white people look the same". Which of course, we do, since we're decended from two clones, Adam and Eve.

And also, come on, just LOOK, who do you think God looks more like, this:



Or THIS:



Think carefully before you speak, Blasheming the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin!

You are deliberately missing the point. Paris Hilton is a white slut who isn't bronze colored, do you even know what that color looks like? I doubt it. Kind of like how you don't know how to spell 'blaspheme' White people all don't look the same, just put in a search to Google images as 'white guy' and look at all the differences. After all, you don't look like Ezekial and that one ex-crackhead guy doesn't look like you. If you look at simple Biology, you'd note that children look like their parents. And as you go back in your family line you night notice that you have a resemblance to your great great grandfather. Yes, a picture is worth a thousand words, but I'm tired of having to shut your racist bull spewing mouths every other day. You know what, I'll do it anyway. And to answer your terrible question, wise people wouldn't guess the RACE of an all knowing, all powerful God who could look like any mix of anyone because know one has seen anyone but his son. And you guys don't even get that part right. Even if the letter from Pontius Pilate is fake, saying the bible is wrong in order for it to fit your racist view is bad. He could look like anything, you won't know until you get there. (Assuming you do get there of course...)

This is a picture of bronze, white guys that look completely different and black people that look about the same. And again, here's a link since you people seem to need it for it to make since.

http://images.google.com/images?q=white+guys&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

[http://images.google.com/images?q=bl...l&start=0&sa=N

http://images.google.com/images?q=bronze&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Bronze, not brass r-tard

White guys that look different

All the white guys in this picture look different


Black people that look the same, and with ooooh white girls tooo.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

You are deliberately missing the point. Paris Hilton is a white slut

What is "The point"? Your allegations about her sexual morality? Hypocrite.

who isn't bronze colored, do you even know what that color looks like? I doubt it.

Can you read your own quote? I doubt it. : And his feet were like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters

And why have you decided to include a perverted image of a naked boy trying to sodomize his mother? You're a Catholic, I take it?

And as for the close-up of the boys with the bulges in their shorts....Don't get me started.

file;///Users/tLakota/Desktop/BootyCall.jpg

So you pick on every typo we make...Yet you're so dumb you think other people can read files on your own computer....

tLakota, if you're only here to nitpick, insult, and post perverted pictures, I am not going to waste my time on you. If you want to continue this debate, then answer this article.

[tLakota]

Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races

Arguments without Biblical citations will automatically lose the debate!

It seems that no matter how many times you see reason you ignore it. The picture called booty call is the picture of the white guys in turbans, you'd know that if you went to the link. Agh, you are so pissing me off right now. We're done here. It's so sad that you think you racist thoughts are in the bible. In the rest of the Song of Solomon, she says her color is because of the sun and Christ finds her fair and acknowledges her faith in him and makes her promises. Also, I noticed that you cut off the whole sentence with my statement of Paris Hilton. I wasn't talking about her, I was talking about Christ's appearance before he ascended. I said she is a slut that isn't bronze. That has nothing to do with how he looks or what race she is. She's just a bad example of white beauty when her soul is tainted by pornography. That picture of brass is also tainted, fine brass, yeah right that rusty old gun. The bronze statue I posted is angel, not a little boy and his mother. You'd know that if you studied art and followed the brass link. This is fine brass, not that little old gun. Also, don't forget that the Bible say to obey the rules of the land. The USA doesn't allow slavery, and Christ fulfilled the old law and does away with generational curses when you accept him. Colored people in Christ are no different from you when it comes to their salvation. Oh, and since the picture of a STATUE has offended you I'll post a new pic of Bronze.

[lilith]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

That's just her antique whalebone corset. It seems that over time whalebone softens into cartilige.

Let me guess...she told you that,didn't she?

And if you believe that,you'll believe anything.
Which accounts for you being a TC.

[SUV]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

What the HELL is this "tLAKOTA" yammering on about? And posting so many pictures, like to stretch our Godly bandwidth to Taffy! Is He/she some sort of Lakota injun, hopped-up on fireWater (instead of Eggnog)?

Stop STARING at me, ya'll! I get to say "HELL" because it's in the Bible! And so's PISS!

Hell Hell HELL!

Piss Piss PISS!

Ha ha HA!

HEY ya hey ya HEY ya hey ya..................

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races

I told you to answer the article, not to continue your same old garbage in a different thread!

The bronze statue I posted is angel, not a little boy and his mother.

So you say angel-porn is better than child porn? Does the Bibles commandment against "lusting after strange flesh" mean anything to you?

Also, don't forget that the Bible say to obey the rules of the land. The USA doesn't allow slavery,

Only due to Lincoln's unconstitutional meddling. And where in the Bible does it say we're never to change our governments? Of course we're obeying the laws on the land. And when the laws of this land are Biblical laws, you'd better obey them too. Hint: practise your cotton-picking today and you'll be whipped a whole lot less. A pint of sweat today will save a gallon of blood tomorrow!

Oh, and since the picture of a STATUE has offended you I'll post a new pic of Bronze.

So you think horse porn is less offensive than child porn?

And by the way, I've figured out why you and others insist on posting pornography in our forum. This article exposes it all!

[tLakota]

Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races

I told you to answer the article, not to continue your same old garbage in a different thread!



So you say angel-porn is better than child porn? Does the Bibles commandment against "lusting after strange flesh" mean anything to you?



Only due to Lincoln's unconstitutional meddling. And where in the Bible does it say we're never to change our governments? Of course we're obeying the laws on the land. And when the laws of this land are Biblical laws, you'd better obey them too. Hint: practise your cotton-picking today and you'll be whipped a whole lot less. A pint of sweat today will save a gallon of blood tomorrow!



So you think horse porn is less offensive than child porn?

And by the way, I've figured out why you and others insist on posting pornography in our forum. This article exposes it all!

You are very twisted to think that a statue, a work of art can be considered the p word. Also, laws are changed and added constantly, lawfully and after much deliberation. One important law is that all people are equal and you have to give people jobs regardless of race, sex, creed, sexual orientation, and give fair living and working conditions for all (assuming they can work and pay for it of course). Lastly, I'm not the devil, and I'm not unsaved trash just because I don't go to your church. If all the saved people in the world went to your church it would have to be a lot larger considering the fact that you have a 3 year waiting list. Notice I'm not the person insisting on using racial slurs and demeaning everyone to try and get a point across. Sometimes I feel like the only classy and civil person here. Yes, some people are ignorant, and some people follow stereotypes, but that doesn't apply to every single person on this earth. You are supposed to spread His love and share the His Word with the people full of despair because we are all God's children. There isn't a place in the Bible that says you are supposed to condemn everyone to hell while you enjoy it. You are supposed to disciple and save people. Even the people that disagree with me on most topics should find some simple truth in this message. By the way, I'm done here, for good. And you'll have the seat of honor in my dissertation. Look for it in about a year or two on your local bookshelf.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

What the HELL is this "tLAKOTA" yammering on about? And posting so many pictures, like to stretch our Godly bandwidth to Taffy! Is He/she some sort of Lakota injun, hopped-up on fireWater (instead of Eggnog)?

Stop STARING at me, ya'll! I get to say "HELL" because it's in the Bible! And so's PISS!

Hell Hell HELL!

Piss Piss PISS!

Ha ha HA!

HEY ya hey ya HEY ya hey ya..................

Why, Sis SUV! Have you been sampling the Christmas Spirits? (I know I have!)

You referenced one of my favorite verses:

And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends. 1 Kings 16:11

Now, that's vengeance! Old Zimri left not one left alive who pisseth against a wall.

But here's a verse more appropriate to the season:

And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the LORD thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household. Deuteronomy 14:26

I think that part about "whatsoever thy soul lusteth after" means yams in cream! 'Tis the season!

~~ OEJ

[JennyD]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

Sister Cameltoe, where is this Drunk's Bar? Is it a place where you and old-time Landovarians used to go witness, and try to bring drunken Injuns to sobriety and Jesus (not necessarily in that order)?

Sounds like a true challenge. Surely you must all have been strong with the LORD to be so bold!

[SUV]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

Why, Sis SUV! Have you been sampling the Christmas Spirits? (I know I have!)

And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the LORD thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household. Deuteronomy 14:26

What little our Pastors will leave for me!

PS Deut! Deut! Deut! DEUT!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races

You can't use MJ as an excuse either because possibly molesting little straight boys is not a good thing, are you saying he's a good person?

I agree that molesting little straight boys is not a good thing, but are you saying molesting little queerboys'd be better?

You are very twisted to think that a statue, a work of art can be considered the p word. Also, laws are changed and added constantly, lawfully and after much deliberation.

That's good to know. I'd hate to think people were changing laws unlawfully.

One important law is that all people are equal and you have to give people jobs regardless of race, sex, creed, sexual orientation, and give fair living and working conditions for all (assuming they can work and pay for it of course).

I've never given anyone a job or a working condition. Does that mean I'm breaking the law?

Lastly, I'm not the devil, and I'm not unsaved trash just because I don't go to your church.

No, you're unsaved trash because you reject Jesus.

Sometimes I feel like the only classy and civil person here.

I know how you feel. I went into a shop the other day, and it was full of Hindus.

Yes, some people are ignorant, and some people follow stereotypes, but that doesn't apply to every single person on this earth. You are supposed to spread His love and share the His Word with the people full of despair because we are all God's children. There isn't a place in the Bible that says you are supposed to condemn everyone to hell while you enjoy it. You are supposed to disciple and save people. Even the people that disagree with me on most topics should find some simple truth in this message. By the way, I'm done here, for good. And you'll have the seat of honor in my dissertation. Look for it in about a year or two on your local bookshelf.

You sell dissertations? I've never seen a dissertation on a bookshelf.

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

Sister Cameltoe, where is this Drunk's Bar? Is it a place where you and old-time Landovarians used to go witness, and try to bring drunken Injuns to sobriety and Jesus (not necessarily in that order)?

Sounds like a true challenge. Surely you must all have been strong with the LORD to be so bold!

It no longer exists. The Drunk's Bar was a messageboard that existed years and years ago and I appear to be the sole survivor. It would've been the yang to Landover's yin, if you catch my drift. I doubt the innernets will ever see its equal. In the words of Brother Lee, it was the Garden of Eden.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

It would've been the yang to Landover's yin, if you catch my drift.

I don't catch your drift. Has satan converted you to the Taoist cult?

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

I don't catch your drift. Has satan converted you to the Taoist cult?

No, Brother Jeb. Forgive my use of such pagan language. Whereas Landover represents the anglo-hetero-Pentacostal-Christian life, the Drunk's Bar represented, well, everything else.

[JennyD]

Re: The Drunk's Bar

No, Brother Jeb. Forgive my use of such pagan language. Whereas Landover represents the anglo-hetero-Pentacostal-Christian life, the Drunk's Bar represented, well, everything else.

Excuse me?

PENNYCOSTAL?! There is no snake-fondling going on here!

I hope that was a typo, Ms. Cameltoe.