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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #1

    What I do when I run across a gay.

    First off, there aren't very many homosexuals where I come from. Folks aren't like that in my neck of the woods but occasionally some flatlander gay will come to town or a local gay will make themselves known. Usually I see them at the grocery store or at Wal-Mart or pumping gas. Never in church of course because all gays are athiens and don't believe in the hung Jesus sweet mercy. Once in a while my path crosses with these people and I have to deal with it even though they ought to just stay home. There was a time when you only heard about them in French books and Italian movies but now gays seem to be everywhere that decent people go even in my hometown here in North by God Carolina.

    Theres this boy downtown works at the B.B Jenkins department store as a cashier. He's a cashier so theres the first tipper showing him as a gay. He wears tight little jeans that are very snug in the crotch and it bunches up his manhood into a knot for the world to see. Tipper number two. He has sort of swoopy hair and it falls over one of his ice blue eyes in a Crybaby Depp kind of way, tipper three. I think I saw him looking at me when I was there last night. I was staring at him in disgust and he turned around and locked eyes with me for a full 5 seconds. Well right there I knew he was a nancyboy so I looked away before he got into my head, gays can do that. I made sure I was in his line and while I was waiting he kept glancing at me. I kept my eyes fixed on him so he wouldn't try to take off when I got to him. I asked him why he dressed like that and if he was some sort of queer or something. He blushed like a woman and told me it was none of my business. "Sassy faggot!" I said and he better apologize all I was doing was asking him. If hes so happy being a manhole inspector he should be just as happy to explain why right? I think so, anyway. So I grabbed his shirt and pulled his face right up to mine as close as I could and asked him if he liked being a woman and if he wanted to be treated like one his whole life. He said something about being a "rough bottom" and screamed for the manager who I presume now to be his lover. I slapped him as hard as I could over and over as I recited the Lords Prayer loud enough for everyone to hear. He started squealing like a stuck piggy and said he'd call the cops. I figured that was some sort of threat so I went ahead and hit him hard across his nose which bled immediately. Probably his first broken nose too, sissy.
    I was "escorted" out by the fag enabling manager a few minutes later with that clerk in the background crying, sprawled across the floor surrounded by customers gawking at his fragility I think.
    I firmly believe that I have a right to confront tyranny when I see it and the homosexual agenda is a form of tyranny. God says don't be gay, so why is it so hard to NOT be gay? Just don't do those sort of things like I do and aeternal damnation is easily avoided.

    Anyway, the police chief is my hunting buddy as are three local judges so there goes that homos lawsuit. Stupid gays. I didn't even get my toilet paper and Skittles.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Hubert Hope
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    Perverted Gay Porn Poster
    Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
    • Nov 2010
    • 172

    #2
    Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

    Amen brother!!! Back then I used to pondered and asked the same questions too "Why do homos choose to be gay rather than rendering themselves to the grace of Christ Jesus."... & the answer is simple!!

    You see once upon a time, I caught this, sissy-fag back in the summer of 1993 whom I (edited for family reading) repetative citings of Biblical scriptures from the book of Leviticus, Exodus & Psalms!!! Till I finally manage to induced the evil queer demon inside the homo to squeeled and admitted that "All homos chooses to be gay because they did it only to irritate the hell out of Christ Jesus, whose watching them from heaven".
    Last edited by Levi Jones; 12-10-2010, 06:40 AM. Reason: Repaired type-o's

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    • Bob4God
      Moderator
      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

      You know what's really sad? With Obama's hate crimes bill, good Christian behavior like this may soon be illegal!

      And without the intimidation of GOD's will, the gays will be absolutely free to make themselves known in society!

      I shudder to imagine the world our children will inherit if we cannot stop this insidious acceptance of homosexuality creeping throughout our society.
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      • ExGay Alex
        Helping boys become upright model citizens
        True Christian™
        • May 2008
        • 1295

        #4
        Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

        I applaud Marshall's approach, and I bet that queer didn't flirt with guys any time soon after that. Praise Jesus!
        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

          When you said that you had run across a gay I assumed that it was in your truck!
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

            Brother Marshall is always an inspiration. You were in a touch and go situation Marshall but you did the Christian thing and showed that little homo boy some tough love by getting him down on his knees. If only more people had the manly courage you do.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

              As majority owner and CEO of Dewitt Corp, I can proudly saw that my company is 100% Heterosexual. Each applicant must pass a stringent back ground check and lie detector test. If they fail they are not hired. Sure the law says that I have to treat all employees equally, but if I don't hire a fag then I do not have to treat them as an equal.

              Marshal you should consider a law suit against the store for allowing a Homersexuaral to work there, or they should make them work in back away from the normal public.

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              • proteastantguy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2010
                • 488

                #8
                Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                A friendly tip: always bring a gun if some of those demons tries to tempt you to their side.

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                • MarcoPolo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 13

                  #9
                  Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                  How come gay people are so important to you guys?
                  It's not like you will ever have anything to do with them, you can just avoid gay people and all their stupidity. You can still respect a person for his other skills, despite the fact that he is queer.

                  Maybe it's just that you all are a bit homo-curious, but afraid of being accepted when the truth comes out so that you all just lie to yourselves?


                  Heck, there are worse problems to be discussed than gay people: People starving, oil about to run out in 20-50 years, muslims taking over the world..

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                    Originally posted by MarcoPolo View Post
                    How come gay people are so important to you guys?
                    Because we are compassionate Christians and want to see everyone saved at all costs.
                    Originally posted by MarcoPolo View Post
                    It's not like you will ever have anything to do with them, you can just avoid gay people and all their stupidity. You can still respect a person for his other skills, despite the fact that he is queer.
                    Why do you want to see gay people being tortured in Hell? Were is your compassion?
                    Originally posted by MarcoPolo View Post
                    Maybe it's just that you all are a bit homo-curious, but afraid of being accepted when the truth comes out so that you all just lie to yourselves?
                    Friend, I am Christian, how can I be gay? vHeck, there are worse problems to be discussed than gay people: People starving, oil about to run out in 20-50 years, muslims taking over the world..
                    As Christ says the poor will always be with us. If we had our way we would liberate the Europe from the Muslims.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3330

                      #11
                      Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                      Dang I can't stand a damned Muslim! I haven't seen too many since my last vacation to the sandbox but you can rest assured if I did I'd do something about it. I should have stayed in longer since Obama decided to keep the war going and invade faghanistan. I'm not 100% sure I ever killed an afghan. Probably die the same way caterwauling for their dark master.
                      The only thing I see thats close to one is the Hindoos that run the gas station off the highway and I figure they're harmless enough since their kind never tried to kill me. It isn't like they are going to Heaven or anything, they aren't Saved(tm)(can't be). No, I think if the Moonmen want to take over something it might as well be Eurabia since they are a majority athien society. They will never take over America because of Jesus.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                        Well I wish I could do something about the hordes of them who follow me from wall-to-wall all throughout Walmart leering at me!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          When you said that you had run across a gay I assumed that it was in your truck!
                          I expected Marshall would say he backs up to make sure the job is done!
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                          • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                            Pastor of Praise and Worship
                            A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 3890

                            #14
                            Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                            A few years back I ran across a queer boy at a gas station. I came up and struck up a conversation with him about wanting him to let a straight guy lead him firmly into Salvation. He seemed really receptive to the idea. The next thing I know, he's asking me if we could go somewhere to talk more about it.
                            I can't believe my good luck. This gay boy is falling straight into the trap I have lain for him. We hop into my truck and drive the 20 or so miles to my ranch.


                            If the U.S. military has taught me anything, it's that if you want someone to be cooperative, you have to embarrass them by stripping them naked.
                            Another thing I have learned is that the interrogator should have a uniform that looks official or at least intimidating.

                            I tell him I am going to go changes clothes. I run back to my closet wondering what I have that looks official enough. I see my Sturmhauptführer SS costume I wear for Christmas, but decide that is a bit too much. Instead, I opt for my most intimidating and dazzling bull riding shirt, a pair of black leather chaps and a felt cowboy hat.

                            I come out and tell this queerboy, "Son, strip naked and there won't be no troubles."

                            I didn't even have to fetch my gun or nothing. The little nearly hairless 18 year old faggot with the tight and taut body and curly blond hair strips naked right then and there.

                            I go fetch my heavy leather harness reigns and I tie this fudge packer up good and tight. I don't want him trying to escape as I work to convert him.

                            I then opened my King James Bible and started to recite verses to him from Leviticus and Deuteronomy. After about 20 minutes of that, I ask him if he renounces his queer boy ways.

                            I hadn't expected him to at that point, but he makes me so mad when he takes the LORD's name in vain. The little twink actually has the nerve to say to me, "Oh my God. You're such a kink."

                            Now, I have no idea of what a kink is, but I'm flaming mad at this faggot at this point for breaking one of the ten commandments.

                            I run to the barn to grap a riding crop and I tear into this queers backside until he is grunting loudly for his blasphemy screaming Exodus 20:7!! After I had left it all welted and red, I again ask him if he will give up his sodomite ways.

                            The little faggot turns to me and says, "Jesus Christ, man. That was hot." I had finally gotten the faggot to see the flames of hell, but he was still taking the LORD's name in vain.

                            So this time I light up a candle with a long wick to getting it burning nice and hot and I pour the hot dripping candle wax all over his back. I'm thinking, "That will teach this queer to not blaspheme."

                            I'll be darned if I didn't finally get through to the demons in this boy. He starts making growling guttural utterances. I'm not going to tell you some of the things that poor possessed boy said, but needless to say, most of it was filthy.

                            It was at this point that I realized I needed something to reach the source of the demons. I scanned through my barn and found an old plastic horse shoes set. Yep, sure enough the stake for that thing will serve my purposes.

                            I walked back into the house and put that faggot over my knee. The revulsion of looking at his backside must have angered me so much that I started spitting all over it. I finally got back under control and gave a quick prayer to God asking for guidance. I said, "LORD, if you don't want me to do this, send your angel like you did unto Abraham in Genesis 22:11-12.

                            Sadly no sign was forthcoming so I did the deed, rooting deeply within this possessed faggot's colon moving my stake back and forth in an attempt to dislodge the demons within.

                            In a few minutes, I heard the poofter scream and begin wrenching and spasming violently as the demons left him.

                            I tell you what brothers and sisters, I have never felt so good in my entire life. I took the kid back to the gas station where he asked me for my phone number. I guess that was in case he relapses back into his queer ways.

                            It also turns out that the kid knew a lot of other homosexuals that were interested in Salvation. Now I get at least calls 20 a week from desperate men wanting to have their demons cast out.

                            Truly the LORD is great!
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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: What I do when I run across a gay.

                              I back up and run into him again.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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