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I told them not to do it at our monthly Southern Baptist Fellowship conference. They asked me for legal advice and I TOLD them not to do it. The liability would be too high. Guess they didn't listen and God showed them what he thought of their reckless behavior! (I never really thought Palm beach Baptists were "Southern" either!)
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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell. -
Re: VIDEO: Camel flattens worshipers at First Baptist-West Palm B
At least the camel was not forced through the eye of a needle . . . .
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him. -
Re: VIDEO: Camel flattens worshipers at First Baptist-West Palm B
Truly this is proof of God. It is the first time He has used a camel to smite false Christians.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: VIDEO: Camel flattens worshipers at First Baptist-West Palm B
A donkey that could talk would have been much better. Only stinky Mooslims ride camels, oops forgot Joos.Comment
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Re: VIDEO: Camel flattens worshipers at First Baptist-West Palm B
I believe ignoring your legal advice may place them in legal peril.Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
Should they try to involve you in their legal problems, demand a change of venue and bring them before my court.
I believe we can "work out" a favorable ruling.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: VIDEO: Camel flattens worshipers at First Baptist-West Palm B
Thanks, Judge!Originally posted by HTannor View Post
Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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