Exercise "Device" promotes masturbation!!

[John Creeser]

Last night I had a hard time sleeping so I ventured downstairs for a slice of apple pie and a glass of milk. I thought I'd turn on the television in hopes of catching one of Rev Jims late night shows and to my utter shock I ran across this!!

They call it the shake weight but it's obvious what it's meant for; increasing the power of your masturbation muscles. What is more alarming is there is a version for women too which promotes harlots to "pleasure" men by what they refer to as a ...hand job.

Is there no end to the evils of liberal media and the encouragement of wasting seed instead of creating soldiers for Christ? Where is the True Christian outcry?

[MitzaLizalor]

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As soon as he said "dynamic inertia" I could see the thrust of his argument, and switched off. Was this on the Disney channel? I don't have a television. I still managed to see THIS though: I'm sure it's the same bloke.

[barton]

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Don't forget the gay angle... in fact, I think this device is probably marketed chiefly to homers who want the guy in the video to come with it.

This is truly horrific liebral depravity at its worst.

[Lisa H]

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Definitely a homer product.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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After watching that video over and over, at least twenty times, carefully examining every detail, I have come to the conclusion that this is definitely a pervert device marketed towards the gay community. You'd have to be a depraved sicko if you were to buy this.

[Adilene]

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After watching that video over and over, at least twenty times, carefully examining every detail, I have come to the conclusion that this is definitely a pervert device marketed towards the gay community. You'd have to be a depraved sicko if you were to buy this.

I can't believe that people buy this garbage. That said there are lots of "depraved sickos" in this world. Products like this are putting the world on a quick path to Hell! This is definitely a product manufactured by the himself.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Certainly, I would discourage any of our Freehold citizens from ordering this product.

I'm going to drop into some of our shops to just take a look at what is being offered for sale.

[lilith]

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Certainly, I would discourage any of our Freehold citizens from ordering this product.

I'm going to drop into some of our shops to just take a look at what is being offered for sale.

Nonsense sweetie,nothing wrong with good healthy exercise,its very masculine - & Christian blokes ARE known far & wide for being somewhat wimpish.

THIS kind of thing is VERY masculine,particularly the fine upstanding chaps in red shorts.

http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=18136

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Nonsense sweetie,nothing wrong with good healthy exercise,its very masculine - & Christian blokes ARE known far & wide for being somewhat wimpish.

THIS kind of thing is VERY masculine,particularly the fine upstanding chaps in red shorts.

http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=18136

How surprising. You return from the grave (or so we'd hoped) to post pornography from your TeamLesbitarian forums.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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As soon as he said "dynamic inertia" I could see the thrust of his argument, and switched off. Was this on the Disney channel? I don't have a television. I still managed to see THIS though: I'm sure it's the same bloke.

Sister Mitza, I'm pretty sure that's a parody of this song.

Warning: True Christians(tm) ONLY! This is not appropriate for children!

[Bible Student]

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As soon as he said "dynamic inertia" I could see the thrust of his argument, and switched off. Was this on the Disney channel? I don't have a television. I still managed to see THIS though: I'm sure it's the same bloke.

I'm going to have nightmares for the next two months. Talking about scaring the hell out of someone.... Wait. Isn't that exactly one of the functions of LBC?

If you scare the hell out of someone, does it mean they are saved? Or just a viable candidate?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Positively DISGUSTING a Sin Stick!

Thank you Brother for alerting us to this most sinful and disgusting homer product. Using it will surely send one into a masturbatory frenzy and send you straight to HELL!

There is a female version of this SIN STICK that I warned True Christians about.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36633

Satan never tires of finding new ways to send us to HELL to play with his SIN STICK!

[Adilene]

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Positively DISGUSTING a Sin Stick!

Thank you Brother for alerting us to this most sinful and disgusting homer product. Using it will surely send one into a masturbatory frenzy and send you straight to HELL!

There is a female version of this SIN STICK that I warned True Christians about.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36633

Satan never tires of finding new ways to send us to HELL to play with his SIN STICK!

Yes! Thanks for warning us, I had no idea evils like this existed. I guess I'm living in my protected world my husband has for me!

[lilith]

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How surprising. You return from the grave (or so we'd hoped) to post pornography from your TeamLesbitarian forums.

Pornography,Rev?

And....precisely HOW did you come by such familiarity with pornography,hmmm?


Nothing wrong with good healthy exercise,its a very good counter balance to sitting on your bum in church for ten hours. And they DO say exercise helps your brain process information & think more clearly....oh.

NOW I see why you object.

[John Creeser]

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Positively DISGUSTING a Sin Stick!

Thank you Brother for alerting us to this most sinful and disgusting homer product. Using it will surely send one into a masturbatory frenzy and send you straight to HELL!

There is a female version of this SIN STICK that I warned True Christians about.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36633

Satan never tires of finding new ways to send us to HELL to play with his SIN STICK!

A sin stick indeed!!! I did not notice your previous thread, but glad we're both on the same page! It's reassuring True Christians can recognize what is acceptable and not acceptable (and what the liberal media is trying to force down our throats with their gay agenda) I mean seriously, what ever happened to the good ol' push up?