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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Even a Blind Catholic Finds a Nut Every Once In A While

    In a godly story, it is reported that the catlick church removed a hospital's catlick status because they removed an 11-week old fetus from a woman who had "an almost 100% chance of dying if they didn't remove the fetus." The catlick church got it right: The doctor should have let both the woman and the baby die in front of him instead, as was God's obvious will.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: Even a Blind Catholic Finds a Nut Every Once In A While

    Well, the Catholics got it right, but did they do it for the right reason?

    Is there a creepy priest that wanted to molesterate that fetus once it was born?
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • InvisiblePinkUnicorn
      Unsaved trash, Hateful godmocker
      • Jan 2010
      • 92

      #3
      Re: Even a Blind Catholic Finds a Nut Every Once In A While

      Just so I am understanding your position: You assert that the moral thing to do here would be to let BOTH the mother and the 11-week old fetus die instead of saving the one you CAN save?
      "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Even a Blind Catholic Finds a Nut Every Once In A While

        Originally posted by InvisiblePinkUnicorn View Post
        Just so I am understanding your position: You assert that the moral thing to do here would be to let BOTH the mother and the 11-week old fetus die instead of saving the one you CAN save?
        You believe in discriminating against babies? Friend, I've encountered a lot of forms of hateful bigotry in my life, but this hardline anti-babyism is just sick. Babies have equal rights to anyone else, and letting the mother live but not the baby was a clear and simple act of anti-baby discrimination.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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