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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Dykes Get Paid More! WHAT!?!?

    This country is continuing it's slide downhill. In a shocking report it was revealed that the US pays these vagitarians more than Godly straight women.

    MORE PROOF THAT RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION HAS STARTED UNDER OBAMA!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Dykes Get Paid More! WHAT!?!?

    I think, Brother, that the loose morals typical of lesbanian homos means they are willing to do anything for money, including intra-office and inter-departmental sodomy.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
      Tin Tither
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2008
      • 234

      #3
      Re: Dykes Get Paid More! WHAT!?!?

      Is every thing all ways all about afirmetive action these days thats' why normal folks like me can never get a brake .

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Dykes Get Paid More! WHAT!?!?

        Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
        Is every thing all ways all about afirmetive action these days thats' why normal folks like me can never get a brake .

        Well, Jimmy-Roy, don't strain your brain there a worrying about these matters of unGodly women and their unnatural pervertifications, I'm sure the Landover Pastors have the matter well in hand.

        Thanks for your concern, though.

        Bless you! and Merry Christmas!
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Dykes Get Paid More! WHAT!?!?

          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
          Well, Jimmy-Roy, don't strain your brain there a worrying about these matters of unGodly women and their unnatural pervertifications, I'm sure the Landover Pastors have the matter well in hand.
          Indeed, Brother. We give those homeress abominations considerable attention in our prayer closets.
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