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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Papist Bing Crosby Hated Christmas

    We always knew that the ring-kissing papist, Bing Crosby, hated America. But did you know that he tried to get people to rise up and revolt against the American Holy holiday of Christmas? Someone just called my attention to a music video of him singing a song in the heathen language of Hawaii. (See below.) In the song, he sings:

    "Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way to say Merry Christmas to you!"
    After we conquered Hawaii and took it from Hitler in 1902, I thought we outlawed this indigenous language? Leave it to a pope-loving hollywood-type to say that the hawaiian language is the "wise" way to say Merry Christmas. I hope he is enjoying Hell.



    PS: I think that is the Andrews Sisters singing backup. I tried to figure out what religion they were but the biography I found says, "Nothing in the literature indicates that religion was important in the lives of the Andrews family."

    Atheists. Figures. Hawaii is populated exclusively by atheists ever since their one famous muslim left and became our President.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12750

    #2
    Re: Papist Bing Crosby Hated Christmas

    Yes, the public relations firms that manage all musical stars, alive and dead, should pull all the songs about that "State" because of its close association with the heathen Obama.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Papist Bing Crosby Hated Christmas

      Hmmm.

      Bing Crosby hates Christmas, and Baby Jesus hates Bing Crosby.

      I wonder which one is going to regret that?



      Hating Christmas and being Catholic, yikes, that is going to cost him some serious burn time in hell!
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: Papist Bing Crosby Hated Christmas

        Brother Gabriel, I am in awe of your constant search for the truth. You're latest investigation into "der Bingle" just confirms my suspicions about this catlik-loving crooner.

        I eagerly await whatever you can find about the so-called "Road" movies. I've always been a bit suspicious about Crosby's "buddy-buddy" relationship with Bob Hope.

        And don't let the Dorothy Lamour figure confuse you. She popped up in many of those films and I think that was just to give the viewers "mis-direction" to confuse us into believing she was a love interest for one of those fags.

        I await your fact-finding expertise.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #5
          Re: Papist Bing Crosby Hated Christmas

          Brother Gabe could you look into Shirley Temple, as far as I know she was a whore. Just look at this picture and tell me she is not saying come to my bed!
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