[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Who?

A lawyer on FOX news. Here are the old, middle and new faces.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

A lawyer on FOX news. Here are the old, middle and new faces.

And the connection being...?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

And the connection being...?

That she tried to weasel out of calling her hubby a bas***d too, but she succeded because she was so ugly she couldn't get a husband.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

That she tried to weasel out of calling her hubby a bas***d too, but she succeded because she was so ugly she couldn't get a husband.

Argh!!! I had a perfectly good reply there and now I can't even REMEMBER it!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, seeing as he posted on this forum I assumed he could, in fact, read at least with a basic understanding and use some form of basic spellchecker (and still didn't get them all). Unless he dictated it to a servant, if he was as rich as you're saying.


Well, if the 'lowliest' have estates the value of which could get him some brand new luxury cars and another (I assume) mansion, then why wouldn't he concern himself?

You can rest assured that anything other than the word FAGGIT in any of Mikey's posts he must have had help with.

And please do not suggest that money given to the ministry somehow benefits Pastor Pistle personally. That is a disgusting libel. Pastor Pistle is a servant of the Lord and of the Lord's ministry. That he needs -- to effectively run the ministry -- a house in which he can entain and efficient reliable cars and personal jets that he has exclusive access to does not mean that he owns them personally: they are the property of the ministry, and of Landover, and for the Lord's work -- not for Pastor Pistle's private pleasure. Please remember this before I am forced to give you futher infraction points for making actionably untrue statements.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

You can rest assured that anything other than the word FAGGIT in any of Mikey's posts he must have had help with.

I can't argue there, that's probably true.

And please do not suggest that money given to the ministry somehow benefits Pastor Pistle personally. That is a disgusting libel. Pastor Pistle is a servant of the Lord and of the Lord's ministry. That he needs -- to effectively run the ministry -- a house in which he can entain and efficient reliable cars and personal jets that he has exclusive access to does not mean that he owns them personally: they are the property of the ministry, and of Landover, and for the Lord's work -- not for Pastor Pistle's private pleasure. Please remember this before I am forced to give you futher infraction points for making actionably untrue statements.

Fine!
Property of his ministry or not, is it really necessary for the ministry to have all those nice cars, the jet, and is there a yacht?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

and is there a yacht?

Certainly not! It is more of a mororboat with staterooms.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Certainly not! It is more of a mororboat with staterooms.

Just how does THAT benefit the ministry?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Just how does THAT benefit the ministry?

Rachael, you ignorant harlot! How many apostles had boats? Boats and fishing are very important parts of Christianity.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Just how does THAT benefit the ministry?

Brother Eliot is right! We are fishers of men, so we need a yach.....motorboat.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Rachael, you ignorant harlot! How many apostles had boats? Boats and fishing are very important parts of Christianity.

Well, my dear Eliot, I seem to recall Pastor Al said, here:

Certainly not! It is more of a mororboat with staterooms.

And just how much fishing could be done for instance, from a ballroom? old

Brother Eliot is right! We are fishers of men, so we need a yach.....motorboat.

Mmm hmm. And I suppose, my dear Pastor Al, that the fancy dress and on board gourmet buffet helps you to be pleasing in the eyes of your god?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, my dear Eliot, I seem to recall Pastor Al said, here:

And just how much fishing could be done for instance, from a ballroom? old


Mmm hmm. And I suppose, my dear Pastor Al, that the fancy dress and on board gourmet buffet helps you to be pleasing in the eyes of your god?

It's a boat. I don't have to dress formally. There is PLENTY of fishing. We fish for mermaids in the hot tub.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

It's a boat. I don't have to dress formally. There is PLENTY of fishing. We fish for mermaids in the hot tub.

I..........see

[Poor little Kev (Quarantined)]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Don't be ridiculous. Pastor Pistle very kindly put himself out to personally draft it for him and read it to him (what makes you think that Bro Mikey could read and write). Bro Mike appended his x mark and it was put into Pastor Pistle's personal safe. More evidence of just how much Pastor Pistle involves himself -- despite his high rank in the church -- with the affairs of even the most lowly of his beloved flock.

Lowly? Brother Mike is the of the best among you! I'm so glad he was "shot" and can now be with Jesus.

Edit: This moderated post has been made visible to make plain the just how much of a lost soul poor little Kev is. Please see the Prayers Requested thread for more information.
~Enobarbus

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

It's a boat. I don't have to dress formally. There is PLENTY of fishing. We fish for mermaids in the hot tub.

Crabs,anyone?