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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #91
    Re: Brother Mike’s status.

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Who?
    A lawyer on FOX news. Here are the old, middle and new faces.
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    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #92
      Re: Brother Mike’s status.

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      A lawyer on FOX news. Here are the old, middle and new faces.
      And the connection being...?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #93
        Re: Brother Mike’s status.

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        And the connection being...?
        That she tried to weasel out of calling her hubby a bas***d too, but she succeded because she was so ugly she couldn't get a husband.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #94
          Re: Brother Mike’s status.

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          That she tried to weasel out of calling her hubby a bas***d too, but she succeded because she was so ugly she couldn't get a husband.
          Argh!!! I had a perfectly good reply there and now I can't even REMEMBER it!
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          • Enobarbus
            Professor of English Landover University
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 3496

            #95
            Re: Brother Mike’s status.

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Well, seeing as he posted on this forum I assumed he could, in fact, read at least with a basic understanding and use some form of basic spellchecker (and still didn't get them all). Unless he dictated it to a servant, if he was as rich as you're saying.


            Well, if the 'lowliest' have estates the value of which could get him some brand new luxury cars and another (I assume) mansion, then why wouldn't he concern himself?
            You can rest assured that anything other than the word FAGGIT in any of Mikey's posts he must have had help with.

            And please do not suggest that money given to the ministry somehow benefits Pastor Pistle personally. That is a disgusting libel. Pastor Pistle is a servant of the Lord and of the Lord's ministry. That he needs -- to effectively run the ministry -- a house in which he can entain and efficient reliable cars and personal jets that he has exclusive access to does not mean that he owns them personally: they are the property of the ministry, and of Landover, and for the Lord's work -- not for Pastor Pistle's private pleasure. Please remember this before I am forced to give you futher infraction points for making actionably untrue statements.
            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #96
              Re: Brother Mike’s status.

              Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
              You can rest assured that anything other than the word FAGGIT in any of Mikey's posts he must have had help with.
              I can't argue there, that's probably true.

              And please do not suggest that money given to the ministry somehow benefits Pastor Pistle personally. That is a disgusting libel. Pastor Pistle is a servant of the Lord and of the Lord's ministry. That he needs -- to effectively run the ministry -- a house in which he can entain and efficient reliable cars and personal jets that he has exclusive access to does not mean that he owns them personally: they are the property of the ministry, and of Landover, and for the Lord's work -- not for Pastor Pistle's private pleasure. Please remember this before I am forced to give you futher infraction points for making actionably untrue statements.
              Fine!
              Property of his ministry or not, is it really necessary for the ministry to have all those nice cars, the jet, and is there a yacht?
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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #97
                Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                and is there a yacht?
                Certainly not! It is more of a mororboat with staterooms.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #98
                  Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Certainly not! It is more of a mororboat with staterooms.
                  Just how does THAT benefit the ministry?
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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #99
                    Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Just how does THAT benefit the ministry?
                    Rachael, you ignorant harlot! How many apostles had boats? Boats and fishing are very important parts of Christianity.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #100
                      Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Just how does THAT benefit the ministry?
                      Brother Eliot is right! We are fishers of men, so we need a yach.....motorboat.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #101
                        Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        Rachael, you ignorant harlot! How many apostles had boats? Boats and fishing are very important parts of Christianity.
                        Well, my dear Eliot, I seem to recall Pastor Al said, here:
                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Certainly not! It is more of a mororboat with staterooms.
                        And just how much fishing could be done for instance, from a ballroom? old

                        Brother Eliot is right! We are fishers of men, so we need a yach.....motorboat.
                        Mmm hmm. And I suppose, my dear Pastor Al, that the fancy dress and on board gourmet buffet helps you to be pleasing in the eyes of your god?
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #102
                          Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Well, my dear Eliot, I seem to recall Pastor Al said, here:

                          And just how much fishing could be done for instance, from a ballroom? old


                          Mmm hmm. And I suppose, my dear Pastor Al, that the fancy dress and on board gourmet buffet helps you to be pleasing in the eyes of your god?
                          It's a boat. I don't have to dress formally. There is PLENTY of fishing. We fish for mermaids in the hot tub.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #103
                            Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            It's a boat. I don't have to dress formally. There is PLENTY of fishing. We fish for mermaids in the hot tub.
                            I..........see
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                            • Poor little Kev
                              Completely Gormless Git
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 26

                              #104
                              Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                              Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                              Don't be ridiculous. Pastor Pistle very kindly put himself out to personally draft it for him and read it to him (what makes you think that Bro Mikey could read and write). Bro Mike appended his x mark and it was put into Pastor Pistle's personal safe. More evidence of just how much Pastor Pistle involves himself -- despite his high rank in the church -- with the affairs of even the most lowly of his beloved flock.
                              Lowly? Brother Mike is the of the best among you! I'm so glad he was "shot" and can now be with Jesus.

                              Edit: This moderated post has been made visible to make plain the just how much of a lost soul poor little Kev is. Please see the Prayers Requested thread for more information.
                              ~Enobarbus

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                              • lilith
                                Night Hag
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1232

                                #105
                                Re: Brother Mike’s status.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                It's a boat. I don't have to dress formally. There is PLENTY of fishing. We fish for mermaids in the hot tub.


                                Crabs,anyone?
                                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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