[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

if he blinkitty-blink an if his eyebawls still be lookitty-lookin ---> , then it ok, cuz it mean that Mr.Brother Mike gots a true christian™ qualitys of life an maybee it time to updates his avatars!

Excellent point Petal...how do we know brother Mike's not still as intelligent as ever although in a coma?
How WOULD we know?
Given his "normal" level of intelligence...are you guys sure he's IN a coma?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Excellent point Petal...how do we know brother Mike's not still as intelligent as ever although in a coma?
How WOULD we know?
Given his "normal" level of intelligence...are you guys sure he's IN a coma?

...Hmm...Good question. I'm sure there must be SOME difference, but I admit I can't think of what that is.....

[MoonFlower]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Please, please stop. Sweet merciful crawdads, please stop! (Now I bet you hear that line often, don't you. BJ? )

Bobby Joe is more than capable of bringing me to my knees for JC! How mean of you to say something like "Now I bet you hear that line often, don't you. BJ?" That's not nice at all, Rachael.

Excellent, we shall soon have you on your knees praying to The Lord to plant His seed in you Moon! GLORY!

I knew I could always count on you BJ.

Moon

[Petal]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Excellent point Petal...how do we know brother Mike's not still as intelligent as ever although in a coma?
How WOULD we know?

maybee it not matter where his brain be at as long as he still breathin, Miss.Lilith . Mr.Brother Mike be a inspurashun to us all, he be almost as inspurashunal Mr.Mike the headless chickens!

"he was a big fat chicken who didn't know he didn't have a head"

...Hmm...Good question. I'm sure there must be SOME difference, but I admit I can't think of what that is.....

it like you gone reads my chicken post before i posteds it, Mr.Zeke!

[Talitha]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I've heard a....... erm.....rumour that dear Brother Mikey had amassed a fortune in ca$h from all the Ministering of those faggits. Unfortunately, no-one has yet been able to find it.

Bobby Joe, you are on the "inside" as usual, what is his latest health status? Is he still able to.....
Would he benefit from having a visit from a loving Sister-in-Christ™ such as myself?
I could hold on to his ...erm...hand to ...erm....assist in making his final days ...erm...happy.
It would be a shame to let that money go to waste him have to die alone and without a wife sympathetic company.

Of course, I have his best interests at heart.
YIC
Talitha

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

How thoughtful of you Sister Tali. What will you wear to such an occassion?

Curious, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

How thoughtful of you Sister Tali. What will you wear to such an occassion?

Curious, Sister Thumper

It all depends on his state of consciousness Sister Thumper.
If he can utter a few words then maybe Virginal white?
But if he can only manage to twitch a few "muscles" then ....well, I'm sure I'll find a little "something" suitable for the erm...occasion.

What do you think?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

It all depends on his state of consciousness Sister Thumper.
If he can utter a few words then maybe Virginal white?
But if he can only manage to twitch a few "muscles" then ....well, I'm sure I'll find a little "something" suitable for the erm...occasion.

What do you think?

Well, since we all know it's all really for HIM. I think you need to wear something twitchable.

GLORY!

[Talitha]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, since we all know it's all really for HIM. I think you need to wear something twitchable.

GLORY!

My whole life is devoted to HIM Sister T.
I have just the twitchable outfit needed for this occasion.

I hope you all understand that this is being done for Dear Mikey.
Why, we may even get a new Christian Soldier out of this.

Praise©

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

My whole life is devoted to HIM Sister T.
I have just the twitchable outfit needed for this occasion.

I hope you all understand that this is being done for Dear Mikey.
Why, we may even get a new Christian Soldier out of this.

Praise©

What fabulous news!

Oh what a True Blessing that would be. A new SOLDIER for CHRIST!

If it is HIS will, it will be done!!

I can't wait to start knitting little booties with JESUS tassles on them!

GLORY!!!!!

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I've heard a....... erm.....rumour that dear Brother Mikey had amassed a fortune in ca$h from all the Ministering of those faggits. Unfortunately, no-one has yet been able to find it.

Bobby Joe, you are on the "inside" as usual, what is his latest health status? Is he still able to.....
Would he benefit from having a visit from a loving Sister-in-Christ™ such as myself?
I could hold on to his ...erm...hand to ...erm....assist in making his final days ...erm...happy.
It would be a shame to let that money go to waste him have to die alone and without a wife sympathetic company.

Of course, I have his best interests at heart.
YIC

Talitha

Of COURSE you have,Sister Talitha.
Especially the interest on his bank account.

PETAL,that's horrible...do you think Brother Mike might start running around pecking?
Although the site DID mention cooking with Mr Mike...maybe our Brother Mike may yet learn a new skill?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

...Hmm...Good question. I'm sure there must be SOME difference, but I admit I can't think of what that is.....

Is he saying the word 'faggit'? If not, he's in a coma.

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Is he saying the word 'faggit'? If not, he's in a coma.

He's in a coma,then.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I've heard a....... erm.....rumour that dear Brother Mikey had amassed a fortune in ca$h from all the Ministering of those faggits. Unfortunately, no-one has yet been able to find it.

Bobby Joe, you are on the "inside" as usual, what is his latest health status?

Thank you Talitha. I do try to be the 'inside guy' for our Christians in trouble. Many have commented they can count on me to touch them in the end when things are bad for them.

Is he still able to.....
Would he benefit from having a visit from a loving Sister-in-Christ™ such as myself?
I could hold on to his ...erm...hand to ...erm....assist in making his final days ...erm...happy.

Well yes, my personal experience is Brother Mike is very responsive to a kind touch.

It would be a shame to let that money go to waste him have to die alone and without a wife sympathetic company.

Of course, I have his best interests at heart.
YIC
Talitha

And a wife would be a legal guardian,.., Yes Sister Talitha, I will see what I can do to arrange things. It just so happens we have this emergency fund to help us proselytize to the unsaved in critical functions so they can see The Lord’s Way® is best in the specific situations. With Pastor Al’s approval I will spread some of Jesus Love® about that hospital.

Of COURSE you have,Sister Talitha.
Especially the interest on his bank account.:

What a fine things to say considering in your faith Lilith you would be roasting poor Brother Mike over a slow fire for your next black mass.

[Talitha]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, with arrangements being made at the Hospital, I have Landover's very own Resident Scientists working on the best way to spill and retain poor Brother Mikey's Seed until a Pastor can be made available to perform a Ceremony..

I have put out an appeal for a Good Christian™ to supply a Turkey Baster to allow Impregnation to be carried out, and the rest will be God's© Will.
Mikey can be made to live again and his battle against Faggitry shall continue.

If only that whore Mad-donna had thought of something like this instead of going to "Rent-a-baby" to acquire an Exotic Pet to keep her amused.

I look forward to allowing my Womb to be used for the furtherment of True Christianity™