[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Um...Moon sweetie? Those are nightmares,dear.

Oh, so that "dream" you kept on having in Rehab was really something else Lilith? You know, the one were you said I was covered with blood and ridding a horse threw body covered street in a burning city. Now it is a nightmare. Thank you very much Lilith. That’s what I get for helping.

[Star Finder]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I don't believe in "evil" or "satan" but if I did I would have to say that those demon spawn harlot children are the minions of the devil himself.

I am afraid. I am very afraid of these hooded strangers in our midsts. I volunteer to join the "purging party" that will deal with these evil brain-eating imps.

Where do I sign and will LBC pay for ammo for my AR-15? (with the auto mod)

[Star Finder]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

and we can add the doctors who want to kill Mike and that idiot Fish to the LIST!

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[SUV]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

UPDATE:

This sketch, based on an eye witness description of one of the bonnet wearing whoores who gunned our dear Brother down like a dog in the street, is already beginning to circulate around the internet. Suspect is considered armed and extremely dangerous, and should be shot on sight.

A most vicious bratscal she is: Just look at how she's even torn the hands off her poor dolly! A Baptist female Child would be so Proper (and Meek)she probably wouldn't even allow herself to be sketched, like this Shameless little Terminator has!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

I am outraged at the news Brother BJ brings us regarding Brother Mike's family. How DARE they attempt to go against God's Will and murder Brother Mike (who is currently classified as a turnip by the Landover Creation Scientists)? All life is precious to Jesus, and only HE can decide when one of us is killed. Haven't Mike's parents heard of God's Commandments? THOU SHALT NOT KILL! What could be clearer!?

As True Christians, we have to do everything in our power to prevent Brother Mike from being murdered by removing his life support. Pastor Al has launched our expensive team of high-priced jew lawyers into action, and I've been on the phone to my Uncle Rummy to see if he can prevail upon the Godly GWB in this case.

Let's not ever forget the valiant struggle so many put up to defend the precious life of Terry Schaivo!

....I just had a thought. Since Brother Mike became a True Christian, and his family members are unsaved trash, perhaps he legally abandoned them as his family. I'll mention this angle to Schlomo and Herschel, Attorneys at Law...

[Enobarbus]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

and we can add the doctors who want to kill Mike and that idiot Fish to the LIST!

.

I beg your pardon? Doctors who want to kill Fish? I can understand that: there is no doubt that Terri Shiavo showed more signs of brain activity than we have ever seen from Fish.

The Department of Faith records show that Fish was so boring as a child that his parents ran away from home. He has not improved since.

While with Jesus anything is possible, I suspect that even the Lord has given up on Fish. Not ever the Lord will always strive with the spirit of man and Fish is almost certainly on the Damned list. This is no more than he deserves -- his homerism, bestiality, false Christian blasphemies, distortion of the Lord's Word, worrying of sheep, and being from Australia all put him beyond the pale. It is the Lake of Fire for Fish, where there is weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Oh, so that "dream" you kept on having in Rehab was really something else Lilith? You know, the one were you said I was covered with blood and ridding a horse threw body covered street in a burning city. Now it is a nightmare. Thank you very much Lilith. That’s what I get for helping.

If pumping a perfectly innocent unrepentant heathen full of heavy duty drugs,subjecting said heathen to endless hours of praying & dirge "singing" as well as other tortures too hideous to mention here, (though I'm open to bri..um encouragement) is your idea of "helping" then that does tend to explain why the christian religion is in such dire straits these days.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

If pumping a perfectly innocent unrepentant heathen full of heavy duty drugs,subjecting said heathen to endless hours of praying & dirge "singing" as well as other tortures too hideous to mention here, (though I'm open to bri...

You are obviously full of heavy duty drugs right now! The idea of an innocent heathen is a clear contradiction in terms, and no-one wants to know what you're open to! Begone, witch!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Um...Moon sweetie? Those are nightmares,dear.

Ouch. That was a hit way below the belt lilith. BJ's a hottie.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Ouch. That was a hit way below the belt lilith. BJ's a hottie.

Moon

No need to chide her Moon; everyone knows about Lilith's depraved, physical interest in me for a while. This attack on me is just her way of trying to cover up her witchy crush on me. Such is to be only expected from the likes of her. However the part of that she considers my humble attempts to saved her pathetic soul from hell "a nightmare" does hurt.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

However the part of that she considers my humble attempts to saved her pathetic soul from hell "a nightmare" does hurt.

Awww. You know at least I appreciate your attempts to save me. Afterall, I think you and Larry are the only ones left that actually have hope for me. You never know...I could go TC again...for a good man, of course.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Awww. You know at least I appreciate your attempts to save me. Afterall, I think you and Larry are the only ones left that actually have hope for me. You never know...I could go TC again...for a good man, of course.

Moon

Yes, Brother Lee has been very inspiring in his work to "open you up for Him"*. I do share Brother Lee's ambition of helping you see His glory and it would delight me if it were in my house you embrace the Staff of Life® and I were the first to hear you rejoice "Oh Lord, I am coming!".

What else can a TRUE Christian™ desire?

* Him naturally being Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Yes, Brother Lee has been very inspiring in his work to "open you up for Him"*. I do share Brother Lee's ambition of helping you see His glory and it would delight me if it were in my house you embrace the Staff of Life® and I were the first to hear you rejoice "Oh Lord, I am coming!".

What else can a TRUE Christian™ desire?

* Him naturally being Jesus.

And thanks to you, now I (and possibly Lilith when she reads this thread) will now suffer further nightmares.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

And thanks to you, now I (and possibly Lilith when she reads this thread) will now suffer further nightmares.

And you should be thanking Jesus for that. He visits you with migraines AND nightmares out of love. How can you reject His gift of everlasting life?

Get on your well-worn knees and accept Christ NOW, and He shall certainly *heal you.

*assuming you have tithed enough, of course.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

And you should be thanking Jesus for that. He visits you with migraines AND nightmares out of love. How can you reject His gift of everlasting life?

Get on your well-worn knees and accept Christ NOW, and He shall certainly *heal you.

*assuming you have tithed enough, of course.

I imagine this 'healing' would involve painkillers that have a temporary effect, right?
And as to the nightmares, those were BJ's fault. Since when is BJ Jesus?

And stop talking about migraines! I'm getting one now!!!