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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    Beautiful Blonds for JESUS!

    Please join my new group.

    Beautiful Blondes for JESUS - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=21
    Be BLOND Like JESUS!


    Beautiful Blonds for JESUS

    (you can have brown too, but you MUST be beautiful, True Christian and lve JESUS)
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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267
      #2
      Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      WellPlease join my new group.

      Beautiful Blondes for JESUS - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=21
      Be BLOND Like JESUS!

      .
      Beautiful Blonds for JESUS

      (you can have brown too, but you MUST be beautiful, True Christian and lve JESUS)
      I am not sure can men join?

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          I am not sure can men join?
          Of course they can! You love JESUS don't you?
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

              I used to be a bit more blond and a bit better looking, but I'm blessed to be part of this group!
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267
                  #5
                  Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                  Of course they can! You love JESUS don't you?
                  Who does not love Jesus? A day without Jesus in it is HELL.

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                    • Adilene
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 332
                      #6
                      Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Who does not love Jesus? A day without Jesus in it is HELL.

                      Great Idea for a group!
                      “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248
                          #7
                          Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                          I love this!!

                          I haven't been blond since I slipped with that bottle of bleach back in the 80's.
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                              I was Born Blonde, then my hair got darker as time went by. After some more time went by, why it changed to another color entirely!

                              Now that I am Miraculously back to Blonde, I'm Praying that I qualify. 'Cause I Sure as HELL do Love Jesus!

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                                • Felicity
                                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 4834
                                  #9
                                  Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                  I joined!
                                  I Jesus!

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                                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                      Senior Pastor
                                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                      Always Biblically correct
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 10639
                                      #10
                                      Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                      Of course they can! You love JESUS don't you?
                                      I'll mention this to my son. He is not only handsome and blond, but also skilled at finding homes for other beautiful blond people in neighborhoods that will suit them.
                                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                          Please join my new group.

                                          Beautiful Blondes for JESUS - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=21
                                          Be BLOND Like JESUS!


                                          Beautiful Blonds for JESUS

                                          (you can have brown too, but you MUST be beautiful, True Christian and lve JESUS)
                                          Shout GLORY! I've got the same blond hair and blue eyes that Jesus has!
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Mistress Cookie
                                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jul 2008
                                              • 6790
                                              #12
                                              Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                              Someone once said my hair was "red gold". If this just for blondes, or can it be for blondes and their admirers?

                                              Maybe I can register as a strawberry blonde?

                                              (I also still have some wigs, I think, somewhere...for those bad hair days. One's lighter.)

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                                                • BelieverInGod
                                                  Fourm Member
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 9269
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                                  **siff** **sniff**
                                                  Drama queen

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                                                    • Mistress Cookie
                                                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jul 2008
                                                      • 6790
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                      **siff** **sniff**
                                                      Now Sister BIG, you know you are blonde in your heart.

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                                                        • BelieverInGod
                                                          Fourm Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Feb 2010
                                                          • 9269
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Beautiful Blond People Only!

                                                          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                                                          Now Sister BIG, you know you are blonde in your heart.
                                                          Well everyone on my fathers side is Blonde, 2 out of 4 of us kids were blonde, but I came out with brown hair from my mother (although the super thin whispy hair from my father).

                                                          Now my brother on the other hand got thick, blonde, wavy, hair. Why did he get the best hair of the family? WHY!

                                                          Okay, must go pray for forgiveness for coveting my own brothers hair.
                                                          Drama queen

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