Boston Is So Queer, Even Its Sports Writers Are Gay!

[Gabriel Reproba]

We always knew that lieberal, elitist Boston was as queer as a three dollar bill, but now this!?!? As reported today, Boston Herald sportswriter Steve Buckley revealed that he is gay in his latest column. From the story:

Just over seven years ago, before Thanksgiving, [my mother and I] were getting into the car outside of a CVS when my mother said, "I think you should go ahead and do that story you've been talking about."

"Really?"

"Yes," she said. "Just go ahead and do it. And then we'll have a party."

She was talking about the story in which I would say that I am gay.

But then, Buckley writes, he made "the biggest mistake of my life: With a vacation lined up for the first week of December, I told her I'd get to it when I returned to Boston -- just before Christmas."

Tragically, his mother died of a heart attack the day after he returned from vacation. In the intervening years, he writes, the connection between a coming-out column and his mother's death made him put the column off.

Darn straight he put it off. God killed that homer-enabling mother of his just for even SUGGESTING he spread his homosexual ways. Of course he was terrified to go on his mission to turn sports fans gay. But as we all know, the gay atheists always end up going with their carnal urges and now he has announced his intentions.

Hey Boston fans, I have a new sports cheer for you:

"We've got AIDS...yes we do! We've got AIDS....how 'bout YOU!?!?"

[HTannor]

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Now that this fag has outed himself I hope he's barred from every locker room in every stadium in that town.

Well, all except the soccer stadium, of course, since only queers play that game.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Liberals are always claiming this gay crap is victimless.

Well, here we have absolute proof that is a LIE. This homo pervert has been mentally raping the top players in the NFL, NBA, and MLB for YEARS!

I hope he is arrested and sued for spreading his depravities!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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We've been saying all along that allowing sodomite "marriage" would destroy heterosexuality. Here is proof.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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They have their own sodomite world, gay games, gay choirs and so on.

He should be restricted to covering only gay events.

The only reason he covers reason he covers regular sports is to make homers out of straight atheletes.

[BelieverInGod]

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They have their own sodomite world, gay games, gay choirs and so on.

He should be restricted to covering only gay events.

The only reason he covers reason he covers regular sports is to make homers out of straight atheletes.

They even have "gay rodeo's" **shudder**

Why isn't PETA trying to shut those things down? Do you KNOW what they do to animals there?

[HTannor]

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Do you KNOW what they do to animals there?

Please, please, Sister BIG, go no further. It just makes me sick to think about such depravity.

Whenever I hear of such things, I go outside and give a hug to my pet sheep. I've given her a lovely little ribbon to wear in that little tuft of wool on her forehead above her eyes.

We weep together.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This poor goat was obviously brutally gang-raped, and left with its undergarment around its ankles.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Boston Is So Queer, Even Its Sports Writers Are Gay!

This poor goat was obviously brutally gang-raped, and left with its undergarment around its ankles.

WHY DOESN'T PETA OR THE HSUS SPEAK OUT ABOUT THIS!

No they're too busy making sure that I don't dock the tails of my dogs, or making sure that Pitbulls are banned from being owned.