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Good News! The report below excited Landover Biblical Science Faculty at Landover Christian University so much that we sent Professor Bessemer to investigate. After much time spent in necessary research in various insalubrious parts of Paris (most of the place), the Professor set off to find the man with virtually no brain.
In accordance with strict French Privacy Laws, we are unable to give any details whatsoever of this man’s whereabouts other than to say that he lives somewhere South West of Limoges. However, his neighbour at 12, Place De La Libération, 87920 Condat-sur-Vienne confirms that the man living in the house next door is the very man Prof. Bessemer is looking for!
The professor put the man through a series of tests in exchange for some beads and 5 Hershey bars and made his conclusions. The Professor speaks no French and the man speaks no English but communication was established by both parties’ speaking in tongues. The Professor’s report is being studied at the moment but the earliest and most important finding is that the man with most of his brain missing is a Fundamental Baptist!
The Lord has given him unquestioning Faith, and Faith is all anyone needs to live a perfect and holy life. His position in heaven is assured and it give hope for all those tards and gimps.
The Professor's report will be made public tomorrow with copies in the Library and Accounts Auditing Office.
(Don’t bother with the first minute of the video, nothing happens)
In accordance with strict French Privacy Laws, we are unable to give any details whatsoever of this man’s whereabouts other than to say that he lives somewhere South West of Limoges. However, his neighbour at 12, Place De La Libération, 87920 Condat-sur-Vienne confirms that the man living in the house next door is the very man Prof. Bessemer is looking for!
The professor put the man through a series of tests in exchange for some beads and 5 Hershey bars and made his conclusions. The Professor speaks no French and the man speaks no English but communication was established by both parties’ speaking in tongues. The Professor’s report is being studied at the moment but the earliest and most important finding is that the man with most of his brain missing is a Fundamental Baptist!
The Lord has given him unquestioning Faith, and Faith is all anyone needs to live a perfect and holy life. His position in heaven is assured and it give hope for all those tards and gimps.
The Professor's report will be made public tomorrow with copies in the Library and Accounts Auditing Office.
(Don’t bother with the first minute of the video, nothing happens)
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