Most atheists are gay!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

I spend quite a lot of time in airport restrooms, highway rest areas and bath houses and I can honestly say that there are an awful lot of atheists that are homos. I thought it might be a coincidence at first, but every time I meet someone in one of these places, bang, it turns out to be another atheist! I am suggesting that our pastor put up a big sign over our church entrance that reads "Where thou findeth a glory hole, thou will findeth an atheist".

Due to much witnessing and leaving Chick tracts, I may have been successful in converting several of these Godless heathens to the path to glory, because lately I have been noticing many of these once unbelievers, loudly shouting "Jesus" from some of the stalls! To which I loudly proclaim "see you in church buddy". YiC

[Marshall]

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I have seen queers all over the place and restrooms are the worst. They try to peek at you and you just know they are meat gazing as you up-zip and trying to sniff your pee. I cant count the times Ive had to defend my honor and beat the Jesus into some skinny punk for treating me like eyeball candy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have seen queers all over the place and restrooms are the worst. They try to peek at you and you just know they are meat gazing as you up-zip and trying to sniff your pee. I cant count the times Ive had to defend my honor and beat the Jesus into some skinny punk for treating me like eyeball candy.

Brother Marshall, in my truck stop ministry, I can't tell you how many times I've been forced to mercilessly pound some homer who is less interested in "gettin' some Jesus" and more interested in "gettin' some Man of God".

It's disgusting.

[Tech Savvy Samuel]

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It's amazing how some queers can be so intrusive and arrogant! If any of the local ones would come up to me and do something like that, I'd pound the message of Jesus to them.

[Alphonse Alban]

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It's amazing how some queers can be so intrusive and arrogant!

Says unsaved trash without intoductions post.

[Bobby-Joe]

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It's amazing how some queers can be so intrusive and arrogant! If any of the local ones would come up to me and do something like that, I'd pound the message of Jesus to them.

Really, these cheesy little double innuendos of the unsaved are just disgusting. Can we do something about this? Yes Samuel, we all get your childish little joke here, ha, ha

[Tech Savvy Samuel]

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Really, these cheesy little double innuendos of the unsaved are just disgusting. Can we do something about this? Yes Samuel, we all get your childish little joke here, ha, ha

Oh no sorry, I didn't mean it as a joke. Sorry for my english. And also sorry for not introducing myself first. I am so sorry right now

[ray.salvation]

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You say it brother! If I only could get a lisence to kill all those gay atheists!
No just kidding with your Zombie Christ! : DDD You guys are such an idiots! You praise god that is supposted to be forgiving and friendly. I bet that so called god that really doesn't exist wouldnt be proud of you! You ain't friends of this magical fairy called god. You are just a bunch of morans that really want to fuck each other tenderly at the public restroom of some restaurant, but you decide to cover your feelings and dissemble your frustration on other people that you think are gay! Ten percent of world's population are homosexuals and there is also believers. Maybe all of you? Probaply. I think that an gay atheist would still beat you guys as a friend and also in a fight. You are just a bunch of cowards who think america is still a great nation. America is going to be bankrupt! Youll all lose your homes and you will die. When that happens you all will burn in hell ( if it exist at all)! Have a nice day you all!

[Bobby-Joe]

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You say it brother! If I only could get a lisence to kill all those gay atheists!
No just kidding with your Zombie Christ! : DDD You guys are such an idiots! You praise god that is supposted to be forgiving and friendly. I bet that so called god that really doesn't exist wouldnt be proud of you! You ain't friends of this magical fairy called god. You are just a bunch of morans that really want to piffle each other tenderly at the public restroom of some restaurant, but you decide to cover your feelings and dissemble your frustration on other people that you think are gay! Ten percent of world's population are homosexuals and there is also believers. Maybe all of you? Probaply. I think that an gay atheist would still beat you guys as a friend and also in a fight. You are just a bunch of cowards who think america is still a great nation. America is going to be bankrupt! Youll all lose your homes and you will die. When that happens you all will burn in hell ( if it exist at all)! Have a nice day you all!

So how long have you been gay Ray?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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You say it brother! If I only could get a lisence to kill all those gay atheists!
No just kidding with your Zombie Christ! : DDD You guys are such an idiots! You praise god that is supposted to be forgiving and friendly. I bet that so called god that really doesn't exist wouldnt be proud of you! You ain't friends of this magical fairy called god. You are just a bunch of morans that really want to piffle each other tenderly at the public restroom of some restaurant, but you decide to cover your feelings and dissemble your frustration on other people that you think are gay! Ten percent of world's population are homosexuals and there is also believers. Maybe all of you? Probaply. I think that an gay atheist would still beat you guys as a friend and also in a fight. You are just a bunch of cowards who think america is still a great nation. America is going to be bankrupt! Youll all lose your homes and you will die. When that happens you all will burn in hell ( if it exist at all)! Have a nice day you all!

Hi Ray and welcome! Jesus wants us to be polite when conversing with worldly, secular, perverted people, and I would really hate to inadvertly offend you, so how may I address you in further correspondence? Do your kind of people prefer homo, queer, fag, gay, somomite, fudge packer or maybe just c**k s*cker? We want you to get to know our loving Savior, so I will treat you just like you were a normal person to show my loving tolerance for your kind!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You say it brother! If I only could get a lisence to kill all those gay atheists!
No just kidding with your Zombie Christ! : DDD You guys are such an idiots! You praise god that is supposted to be forgiving and friendly. I bet that so called god that really doesn't exist wouldnt be proud of you! You ain't friends of this magical fairy called god. You are just a bunch of morans that really want to piffle each other tenderly at the public restroom of some restaurant, but you decide to cover your feelings and dissemble your frustration on other people that you think are gay! Ten percent of world's population are homosexuals and there is also believers. Maybe all of you? Probaply. I think that an gay atheist would still beat you guys as a friend and also in a fight. You are just a bunch of cowards who think america is still a great nation. America is going to be bankrupt! Youll all lose your homes and you will die. When that happens you all will burn in hell ( if it exist at all)! Have a nice day you all!

Hi there, Gay.Salvation!

Tell me, why is it that little boys like you join Christian church forums halfway around the world to insult Christians, instead of walking down the street to the nearby church and doing it to a congregation's faces?

Is it because you are a pathetic, spineless little coward who can only speak up when he THINKS nobody is recording his IP address, and when he THINKS nobody is able to prosecute him for his HATE CRIMES?

Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it, nancy. I bet you'll be popular in prison.

[BaronOB]

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I spend quite a lot of time in airport restrooms, highway rest areas and bath houses and I can honestly say that there are an awful lot of atheists that are homos.

Because they know Hell is waiting for them, therefore they wanna to abolish not only Hell but also God himself.

[Marshall]

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Well Athiens dont have Jesus so they dont have any reason to refrain from committing atrocities like having homosexual relations. Their tiny minds have no reason to be pure and worthy of the Lord. They prefer darkness and Satan.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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It just crossed my that some of you may be wondering why I spend so much time in public restrooms. I have a severe medical condition that requires emergency restroom visits on a moments notice. Just as some of you developed acne at puberty, my condition also started up around puberty. Doctors tell me that the last eight inches of my colon is pretty much destroyed for some reason. Proctologists also say my sphincter muscle is severly atrophied, also for some reason. When I get to Heaven, Jesus will be giving me a brand new body with wings like an eagle, so I can start all over again with fresh body parts! Do the wonders of being a real Christian ever stop!

[SUV]

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Most? You mean not all? So I may have mistakenly been speaking to some of them thinking they were real Men and women