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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

    BLESSINGS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

    Thank Jesus for not killing you for another year, and don't forget to send in your birthday tithe.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
      Pastor of Praise and Worship
      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 3890

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

      Happy birthday, your honor. I hope you received the bottle of Louis XXIV I sent you.
      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

        Happy birthday, Brother! How many is it now? 95?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor


          Shall you re-curl your wig for the occasion, Brother?

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

            I just came across your greetings after a jolly good time reading through all those who have climbed aboard the Hell Train in recent days. What joy!

            And now this...........I'm just so overcome with gleeful emotion.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

              Late again to the party - Merry Birthday Brother Tannor
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

                Brother Tannor, ANOTHER brthday? Seems to me, you just had one about a year ago.

                Thanks for finding me 'not guilty' in that little incident. By the way, you left an envelope full of cash in my car, I'll give it to you next time we do lunch at the Club.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Lycia The Repentant
                  Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                  Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 2019

                  #9
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother HTannor

                  Happy Birthday Brother! I took extra-special care with my birthday pie for you.



                  I'm kind of hoping that trumped up "failure to solicit pie to government employees" trouble will go away now.
                  "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                  An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                  Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                  My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                  Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                  An Open Question to All false christians.

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