WHEN WILL WOMEN SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES?

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

I am so sick of women. I hate them. I hate every hair on their overly-coiffed empty little heads. I hate their constant self-absorbtion, their cult of victimhood, their incessant chatter. I hate how they address every topic with their vagina thrust forward, "AS A WOMAN, I think..."

I hate their pregnancies. I hate their children. I hate the way they lure unsuspecting men into a lifetime of drudgery, legalized slavery called marriage. I hate waiting, waiting, waiting, WAITING for them! I hate their periods and cramps and fluids and moods and neverending complaints!

I HATE WOMEN!

I wish God would strike them all dead this very moment, blow up their heads like the pus-filled zits they are. I would leap and dance for joy, and sing "Huzzo, huzzay!" We'd burn all the corpses in the center square, and finally have some PEACE AND QUIET!

Are you a woman? If so, do us a favor, lamb, and:

SHUT UP!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Are you a woman? If so, do us a favor, lamb, and:

SHUT UP!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Dear Friends,

I am so sick of women. I hate them. I hate every hair on their overly-coiffed empty little heads . . .

Brother BAB, I see you are still as full of the Spirit as the last time we spoke! Truly, there is no man as full of it as you.

[Born Again Bob]

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Brother BAB, I see you are still as full of the Spirit as the last time we spoke! Truly, there is no man as full of it as you.

Too kind. I certainly have some left over for you, dearest brother.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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This point really cannot be stressed enough, GOD is very clear on the role of women.

One of their worst crimes is dressing like harlots to trick men into raping them.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Hello brother Bob, I am Mari and I'm very sorry about your accident whit your underpant content, perhap this would be why you are no so happy and alway seem angry and talk like this but my question is no this exactly and I'm no wanna offence you either so, I hope you can answear me this:

Are you say us that ALL women must no to talk like NEVER nothing of nothing EVER EVER and be stay in the silent ALL the time and no speak at all or nothing like this?

Or have you some certain particular especific circunstance when woman is OK for they talk?

Because if is no some exceptions then seem this a little intolerant and extreme to me.

Thank you for your asnwers in avance,

YIC Mari.

[James Dewitt]

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Hello brother Bob, I am Mari and I'm very sorry about your accident whit your underpant content, perhap this would be why you are no so happy and alway seem angry and talk like this but my question is no this exactly and I'm no wanna offence you either so, I hope you can answear me this:

Are you say us that ALL women must no to talk like NEVER nothing of nothing EVER EVER and be stay in the silent ALL the time and no speak at all or nothing like this?

Or have you some certain particular especific circunstance when woman is OK for they talk?

Because if is no some exceptions then seem this a little intolerant and extreme to me.

Thank you for your asnwers in avance,

YIC Mari.

Brother BAB, I do agree 100%. This ^ is a fine example of a female rambling on about nothing. I thank Jesus, and Brother Hutchins every day for my EX- wife having gone missing, what a blessing. The only thing I hear from a female( my house keeper, Angelica) are things like MR Dewitt breakfast is ready, what kind of sammich would you like, I restocked your beer refrigerator. You know the important stuff.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Brother BAB, I do agree 100%. This ^ is a fine example of a female rambling on about nothing. I thank Jesus, and Brother Hutchins every day for my EX- wife having gone missing, what a blessing. The only thing I hear from a female( my house keeper, Angelica) are things like MR Dewitt breakfast is ready, what kind of sammich would you like, I restocked your beer refrigerator. You know the important stuff.

I'm so proud of the women in Freehold. They know their places and do not step outside of them.

There is one exception, the woman named Cassandra. But, hopefully, we will soon have her married to a strong Christian man. Her days of pretending she is equal to a man will be over.

JJH

[Wide-Open]

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One thing that always bothers me is, when someone addresses an audience, they always say "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN".

This should be stopped. It should be made illegal.

Why can't we just say "AND GENTLEMEN" and be done with it?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Brother BAB, I do agree 100%. This ^ is a fine example of a female rambling on about nothing. I thank Jesus, and Brother Hutchins every day for my EX- wife having gone missing, what a blessing. The only thing I hear from a female( my house keeper, Angelica) are things like MR Dewitt breakfast is ready, what kind of sammich would you like, I restocked your beer refrigerator. You know the important stuff.

ESCUSE ME! I'm no rattle on and yacky yak yak I'm only ask if Brother Bjorn want that ALL women DON'T NEVER NEVER talk NOTHING NEVER NADA DE NADA, because if is true then I'm no understand why he want exist 50% of world poblation what never allowed to talk.

How is he gonna comunicate whit his wife for what he want for the dinner or somethings like this?

Was only a innocent question from me, I wasn't wanna offence nobody, thank you.

Sorry for YOUR missunderstand in this, Mr Dewitt.

YIC, Mari.

[Remy Lebeau]

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ESCUSE ME! I'm no rattle on and yacky yak yak I'm only ask if Brother Bjorn want that ALL women DON'T NEVER NEVER talk NOTHING NEVER NADA DE NADA, because if is true then I'm no understand why he want exist 50% of world poblation what never allowed to talk.

How is he gonna comunicate whit his wife for what he want for the dinner or somethings like this?

Was only a innocent question from me, I wasn't wanna offence nobody, thank you.

Sorry for YOUR missunderstand in this, Mr Dewitt.

YIC, Mari.

You best put that fiery latin blood in check, missy. We don't appreciate your rude tone.

[James Dewitt]

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ESCUSE ME! I'm no rattle on and yacky yak yak I'm only ask if Brother Bjorn want that ALL women DON'T NEVER NEVER talk NOTHING NEVER NADA DE NADA, because if is true then I'm no understand why he want exist 50% of world poblation what never allowed to talk.

How is he gonna comunicate whit his wife for what he want for the dinner or somethings like this?

Was only a innocent question from me, I wasn't wanna offence nobody, thank you.

Sorry for YOUR missunderstand in this, Mr Dewitt.

YIC, Mari.

Dear Slut Mari. I see that you have incurred an infraction for having diarrhea of the mouth. Females and children should be seen and never heard from unless spoken to. Perhaps you should go cut a switch and give it to your father, he will know what to do with it.
In my opinion there is only one (1) word that a woman should ever utter, YES, anything more is a waste of time and energy. Example, woman fix me a sammich, your response, YES. Woman fetch me a cold beer, you, YES. Woman its time we have another child, brace yourself, your response , YES.

[Lola Handcock]

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Hello brother Bob, I am Mari and I'm very sorry about your accident whit your underpant content, perhap this would be why you are no so happy and alway seem angry and talk like this but my question is no this exactly and I'm no wanna offence you either so, I hope you can answear me this:

Are you say us that ALL women must no to talk like NEVER nothing of nothing EVER EVER and be stay in the silent ALL the time and no speak at all or nothing like this?

Or have you some certain particular especific circunstance when woman is OK for they talk?

Because if is no some exceptions then seem this a little intolerant and extreme to me.

Thank you for your asnwers in avance,

YIC Mari.

You tell them Sister, we have rights too. Men think that they are sooo smart, they are the only ones with anything important to say. We women are to sit and wait for you men to say something intelligent. Well I am waiting. Here we sit on the edge of our chairs, whats the hold up, cat got your tongue?