[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WHEN WILL WOMEN SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES?

Wonderful, you admit that a woman can run a country as well as any man can, we can even LEAD men to battle in a war. Wont it be absolutely fabulous when Sarah Palin is elected as President.

Idiot woman!
I'm countering your ignorance, not commenting on how well they did the job!

Ahhotep I Queen of Egypt Married her brother, Drove the wrong way to 3 battles.

Wu Zetian Empress of China 690-705 AD Wu Zetian was a strong willed child who refused to study needlework. Instead she was only interested in reading, from which she gained a wide political awareness. Killed her own son and daughter. The only Chinese known whocouldn’t cook and do laundry

Boudica Worshiped Andraste, a British goddess of victory and lost to the Romans at the Battle of Watling Street, died soon after of throat troubles caused by nagging. Romans ruled Britain for years after.

Elizabeth I Queen of England, 1533-1603 order the execution of her rival, Mary Stuart because Mary kept telling her to shut up, invented the potato and tobacco which made everyone fat and cough.

Catherine II Empress of all the Russias 1762-1796 Many wars. She died after suffering a stroke in the palace during a sexual encounter with a horse. (enough said.)

Victoria: Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1837-1901 Dwarf, married a German, imposed the pagan Christmas tree on the known world.


Indira Gandhi Prime Minister of India, 1966-77 and 1980-84 Godly Pres.Nixon refered to her as a "witch"

Golda Meir Prime Minister of Israel 1969-74 Entered the US illegally and having taken all she wanted deserted the US and started causing trouble in Palestine. Israel has been constantly in a state of emergency since her reign.

Margaret Thatcher Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain 1979-90 Now beset by demons of the brain after using it too much for a woman.

Janet Jagan President of Guyana 1997-99 Jewish. Following independence the standard of living dropped 57%

And I'm favoring Bobby Jindal - he speaks sense on exorcism.

[Lola Handcock]

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=Ezekiel Bathfire;721902]

Idiot woman!
I'm countering your ignorance, not commenting on how well they did the job!

I am not an idiot, name calling is a sign of weakness.

Ahhotep I Queen of Egypt Married her brother, Drove the wrong way to 3 battles.

Well I am sure that you will find other references in the Bible where brother and sister married.

Wu Zetian Empress of China 690-705 AD Wu Zetian was a strong willed child who refused to study needlework. Instead she was only interested in reading, from which she gained a wide political awareness. Killed her own son and daughter. The only Chinese known whocouldn’t cook and do laundry

Again, she was following the word of God, true? It is written that you should do so under special circumstances, true?

Boudica Worshiped Andraste, a British goddess of victory and lost to the Romans at the Battle of Watling Street, died soon after of throat troubles caused by nagging. Romans ruled Britain for years after.

I feel so sorry for her, its a shame that she was overtaken by Godless Papists.

Elizabeth I Queen of England, 1533-1603 order the execution of her rival, Mary Stuart because Mary kept telling her to shut up, invented the potato and tobacco which made everyone fat and cough.

Thats a bit of a stretch, God CREATED the potato and tobacco.

Catherine II Empress of all the Russias 1762-1796 Many wars. She died after suffering a stroke in the palace during a sexual encounter with a horse. (enough said.)

How horrible she was trampled by her steed.

Victoria: Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1837-1901 Dwarf, married a German, imposed the pagan Christmas tree on the known world.

Dwarfs are funny, they have short little legs.

Indira Gandhi Prime Minister of India, 1966-77 and 1980-84 Godly Pres.Nixon refered to her as a "witch"

I don't think that being proud of President Richard Milhous ( I am not a crook ) Nixon is such a great idea. I mean he did have to leave the job due to a scandal didn't he.

Golda Meir Prime Minister of Israel 1969-74 Entered the US illegally and having taken all she wanted deserted the US and started causing trouble in Palestine. Israel has been constantly in a state of emergency since her reign.

Now come on, the Jews and Arabs have been at it for 3000 years. The last bit started in what 1947?

Margaret Thatcher Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain 1979-90 Now beset by demons of the brain after using it too much for a woman.

You got me there, I was unaware that thinking to much could cause a brain tumor. I guess that's something a man will NEVER have to worry about.

Janet Jagan President of Guyana 1997-99 Jewish. Following independence the standard of living dropped 57%

I thought that True Christians hated the Jews, that should make you happy.

Have a nice day Mr Man, Jesus loves all of us equally. Say maybe you should be more like Jesus.

[Remy Lebeau]

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No, auto accidents, bad brakes on my first husbands truck, and my last on was hit by a buss.

"Bad brakes"? What is with all the widows around here husbands dying of accidents related to damaged brake lines?

And where were you when your second husband was hit by that bus?

Well THANK YOU for the guidance brother. I think would be good for ALL cristian men here to open up and be touching their feminine sides too, just like you!

YIC, Mari Juana.

Bob has no feminine side. He is a enuch for Christ!! Bob is an inspiration to us all and although he is only 50% of a man, if that, he makes up for it by being 50% filled with the Holy Spirit.

For the rest of us, the only "feminine side" we know of is our wives' behinds and the only time we "be touching their feminine sides" is when they deserve a good spanking or when we are becoming one flesh (Genesis 2:24).

[Lola Handcock]

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Now Lola, please stop your little tirade because I seem to be the one getting in trouble for it. You know I believe we women should just be quiet as per 1 Timothy 2:11!

Its not me, its men. They all think that just because you are a woman that you are stupid and require constant supervision and correction, what are we, puppy dogs? Its just a darn shame that they feel threatened by the weaker sex. Sister, just because you have had a bit of a sorted past does not men that you should still be
treated as a second class citizen. Tell me how many single men want to taste your pie, and yet they are not willing to commit to buying the entire pie?

Love Lola

[Lola Handcock]

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=Remy Lebeau;721956]

"Bad brakes"? What is with all the widows around here husbands dying of accidents related to damaged brake lines?

Yes bad brakes, something wrong with his break lines, they leaked a lot. I guess he could not manage to roll down the window or maybe he was trying to save the naked woman who was with him. At least that is what HER husband thought.
Leviticus 20:10



And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

And where were you when your second husband was hit by that bus?

I was at home. He was at a bar all day. Its hard to keep your balance when you have had a wee bit to much to drink.. That curb can be very hard to negotiate.

Bob has no feminine side. He is a enuch for Christ!! Bob is an inspiration to us all and although he is only 50% of a man, if that, he makes up for it by being 50% filled with the Holy Spirit.

For the rest of us, the only "feminine side" we know of is our wives' behinds and the only time we "be touching their feminine sides" is when they deserve a good spanking or when we are becoming one flesh (Genesis 2:24).

Leviticus 21:17-23



Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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And what about the salmos?

Psalms 55:13But it was thou, a man, mine EQUAL, my guide, and mine acquaintance.

AND you men are SUPPOSE TO CHEER UP US girls too,


Deuteronomy 24:5When a man hath taken a new WIFE, he shal not goe out to warre, neither shall hee be charged with any businesse: but hee shall be free at home one yeere, and shall cheere vp his WIFE which he hath taken.


We are equals in the eyes of God and no just livestocks like is saying that nasty Mr. Remy, he treat his wife like a livestocks and with his pottytalking of describe tuoching her bottom.

And right now I'm no being felt so cheerful, so why aren't you men try and be more polite and good Cristian and cheerr up me, thank you, instead of verbal abusings.


YIC, Mari Juana.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And right now I'm no being felt so cheerful, so why aren't you men try and be more polite and good Cristian and cheerr up me, thank you, instead of verbal abusings.

I don't recall having married you within the last year. Speaking of which, you're certainly not going to be able to find a True Christian™ husband now.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Its not me, its men. They all think that just because you are a woman that you are stupid and require constant supervision and correction, what are we, puppy dogs? Its just a darn shame that they feel threatened by the weaker sex. Sister, just because you have had a bit of a sorted past does not men that you should still be
treated as a second class citizen. Tell me how many single men want to taste your pie, and yet they are not willing to commit to buying the entire pie?

Love Lola

Lola, I hope you're happy with yourself, because thanks to YOUR outbursts I've been ordered to pay a double tithe this month, been requested to take special pastoral counseling sessions, AND they've told me if I keep it up Bobby-Joe will bring one of the scold's bridles out of retirement. That's why I'm asking you nicely to PLEASE just stop your yapping and be quiet! I mean I don't even know how I'll manage a double tithe this month (but I'm sure I'll manage somehow, and maybe it'll give me an opportunity to start up the pedicurist business I've been thinking about. Frankly I think it's a really good idea and I would definitely adhere to all the Biblical standards regarding foot-washing (I was reading through Luke 7 when the idea came to me)) and I really don't want to be downgraded to Parking Lot Tither and have to sit out in the parking lot during services with THOSE people (not that I have anything against my Brethren and Sistren in a lower tithing bracket but I REALLY like the seat I've picked out for myself in the Tin Tither section and frankly Brother Cursed can smell a bit off at times) and even though I am looking forward to the special pastoral counseling sessions I've been requested to take because I'm always interested in making sure I'm being the best woman and True Christian™ I can be I am not happy with the fact that it was because of your outburst I was requested to take them! And frankly I'm concerned with the fact that you seem to have deluded yourself into believing that it's the men's fault that I desired to instruct you in the error of your ways out of the CHRISTIAN GOODNESS in my heart and then proceeded to insinuate that we DON'T need constant supervision and correction. Without the True Christian™ menfolk here and the Bible I am sure I would be slipping back into being a degenerate slut like ALL WOMEN are inclined to being without the help of Jesus Our Lord and Savior (The Bible even tells that when we're not in the process of bearing True Christian™ babies we are sex-crazed beasts because our wombs are insatiable ("The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough: The grave; and the barren womb; the earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that saith not, It is enough." Proverbs 30:15-16) which is partly the reason I've been feeling a little desperate to find a True Christian™ husband lately) and frankly we ARE second-class citizens because the Bible SPECIFICALLY says that men are the head of women, just as Christ is the head of man. I'm also unsure what my pie-making and distribution habits have to do with anything but I'm sure that if I just keep putting my pie out there and letting people taste it then eventually I'll find a man who's willing to marry me (not to mention my baking skills are always improving! ) and I'm sure it will happen soon and I can't wait to start having children so I can get to Heaven one day!

Anyways Sister, please stop your outbursts! I really don't want to get the scold's bridle because of you!

[Jo Freddie]

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Yappity Yap.....

Anyways Sister, please stop your outbursts! I really don't want to get the scold's bridle because of you!

This being the age of the internet the above item would do nothing to shut you up, these in the other hand(s)....

[Remy Lebeau]

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Its not me, its men. They all think that just because you are a woman that you are stupid and require constant supervision and correction, what are we, puppy dogs? Its just a darn shame that they feel threatened by the weaker sex. Sister, just because you have had a bit of a sorted past does not men that you should still be
treated as a second class citizen. Tell me how many single men want to taste your pie, and yet they are not willing to commit to buying the entire pie?

Love Lola

Why would a man be threatened by a woman? I could beat you silly with both hands tied behind my back.

And sister Lycia does not sell her pies. She makes them out of the goodness of her heart and not just for the lonely bachelor wretches. Since returning from my mission to Eastern Europe I have had the pleasure of tasting her pie twice and boy is it delicious. Daisy Mae might have some competition this year. You could learn alot from Lycia.

[Remy Lebeau]

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We are equals in the eyes of God and no just livestocks like is saying that nasty Mr. Remy, he treat his wife like a livestocks and with his pottytalking of describe tuoching her bottom.

And right now I'm no being felt so cheerful, so why aren't you men try and be more polite and good Cristian and cheerr up me, thank you, instead of verbal abusings.


YIC, Mari Juana.

You are "help meet".

Genesis 2:20-22
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Women must do what their husbands bid them to for the husband is the head of the wife.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

God has placed a monetary value on you and guess what? You aren't worth as much as me.

Leviticus 27:3-7
And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

Female toddlers are 60% of a person compared to male toddlers
Girls are 50% of a person compared to boys
Women are 60% of a person compared to a men
Old hags are 66% of a person compared to old farts

You can't even be Saved® UNLESS you bear a new soldier for Christ's army. If that doesn't strike at the very heart of your purpose in this world I don't know what does.

1 Timothy 2:14-15
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

You're not helping yourself find a husband to impregnate you with that attitude. Now why don't you shut your yappity yap and go make yourself useful by fetching your father a sandwich or something. Don't you have a kitchen to clean or laundry to do?


P.S. "Potty talk"? How dare you!!! I spank my wife when she deserves it. How else will she learn right from wrong?

[Rain Dancer]

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You are "help meet".

Genesis 2:20-22
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Women must do what their husbands bid them to for the husband is the head of the wife.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

God has placed a monetary value on you and guess what? You aren't worth as much as me.

Leviticus 27:3-7
And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

Female toddlers are 60% of a person compared to male toddlers
Girls are 50% of a person compared to boys
Women are 60% of a person compared to a men
Old hags are 66% of a person compared to old farts

You can't even be Saved® UNLESS you bear a new soldier for Christ's army. If that doesn't strike at the very heart of your purpose in this world I don't know what does.

1 Timothy 2:14-15
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

You're not helping yourself find a husband to impregnate you with that attitude. Now why don't you shut your yappity yap and go make yourself useful by fetching your father a sandwich or something. Don't you have a kitchen to clean or laundry to do?


P.S. "Potty talk"? How dare you!!! I spank my wife when she deserves it. How else will she learn right from wrong?

Women have just as much right as men

[Born Again Bob]

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Women have just as much right as men

Dear Friend,

THANK YOU for wasting God's Own Bandwidth with your insatiable block quoting and pointless drivel.

THANK YOU so much.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Rain Dancer]

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Dear Friend,

THANK YOU for wasting God's Own Bandwidth with your insatiable block quoting and pointless drivel.

THANK YOU so much.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Your VERY MUCH welcome

[Remy Lebeau]

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Women have just as much right as men

Quote scripture, or it didn't happen.