[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Of course, some women will not be taught - it is almost as if Ritalin and Prayer have little effect on them. For these poor creatures, a more positive application is required:

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Who is that woman? Hannah Belle Lecter?

[James Dewitt]

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Now I've
tl;dr


on.

Damn woman take breath. Did some one slip somthing in the water?
Females back talking, someone call an wambulance.

[Lola Handcock]

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Who is this crazy broad's husband? How is she able to keep typing while being slapped silly?

Or are you some lesbo bulldyke yappity yap drama queen who can't get a husband?

Well you don't have to call me names, both of my ex- husbands have passed on.

[Lola Handcock]

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And here I though you were doing so well.

I think you need a reminder on what The Bible says about women.
Genesis 2:18 - And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
2:20-23 - And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Women were created as a "help meet" for man, to help and serve him.


1 Timothy 2:11-13 - Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

1 Corinthians 11:7–9 - ...the woman is the glory of the man.
8For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
9Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

These are but a few of the verses concerning women and how they should behave.

What about
Ephesians 5:28



So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.


Ephesians 5:33



Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.


Well, it seems that if you love yourself MR Man, then you should love us and be nice. Or do you hate yourself and call your self mean and hateful names?

[Lola Handcock]

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Thousands:
Ahhotep I Queen of Egyppt 1560- 1530 BC Known as The Warrior Queen, from a stele: “She is the one who has accomplished the rites and taken care of Egypt... She has looked after her soldiers, she has guarded her, she has brought back her fugitives and collected together her deserters, she has pacified Upper Egypt and expelled her rebels.”

Wu Zetian Empress of China 690-705 AD The only female in Chinese history to rule as emperor did so during the Tang dynasty. Wu Zetian, born into a rich and noble family, in a time when women did not bind their feet or lead submissive lives, joined the imperial court at thirteen. After years of manipulative and violent moves to eliminate her opponents, she married the Emperor in 655. When he died, she manipulated her sons in and out of power.

Boudica d. AD 60 or 61 queen of the Iceni tribe who led an uprising against the occupying forces of the Roman Empire.

Elizabeth I Queen of England, 1533-1603 She also engaged in long and brutal wars, overseeing the defeat of the invading Spanish Armada in 1588 in the waters off England's west coast, suppressing uprisings in Ireland and ordering the execution of her rival, Mary Stuart. Conquered the known World.

Catherine II Empress of all the Russias 1762-1796 Many wars. She died after suffering a stroke in the palace during a sexual encounter with a horse.

Victoria: Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1837-1901 Conquered the known World, except America

Indira Gandhi Prime Minister of India, 1966-77 and 1980-84 Innumerable military forays against Pakistan

Golda Meir Prime Minister of Israel 1969-74 the Yom Kippur War.

Margaret Thatcher Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain 1979-90 Friend of Ronald Regan, conquered the known World, except America

Janet Jagan President of Guyana 1997-99 long and violent struggle for independence from British rule, which was won in 1966.

Benazir Bhutto Prime Minister of Pakistan, 1988 to 1990 and 1993 to 1996 Corrupt as they come. Innumerable military forays against India

Wonderful, you admit that a woman can run a country as well as any man can, we can even LEAD men to battle in a war. Wont it be absolutely fabulous when Sarah Palin is elected as President.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Well you don't have to call me names, both of my ex- husbands have passed on.

Did you talk them to death?

[Lola Handcock]

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Did you talk them to death?

No, auto accidents, bad brakes on my first husbands truck, and my last on was hit by a buss.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Damn woman take breath. Did some one slip somthing in the water?

Brother James, I'm sorry if I was yapping too much and droning on and on but I was trying to explain to Mari and Lola the importance of just being quiet and learning their place like good, True Christian™ ladies and I was trying to live up to Titus 2:3 even though I might not be older than Lola because it says we should be teachers of good things to other women and I figured since I'm a True Christian™ lady and they are just forum member ladies (although if they keep up their feminazi-ing they might really just have been unsaved trash all along (I mean REALLY? Did they forget some of the most important scripture for women (of course I'm talking about 1 Timothy 2:11 here ("Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.")?) and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if that Lola descends back into the harlotry we women are naturally inclined towards the way she's carrying on and on about women's rights (I mean I'm ashamed to admit it but back when I was an unrepentant harlot I was a horrible feminazi man-hater (but I thank Jesus every day that I've learned the errors of my ways, including the importance of KEEPING QUIET unlike some women in this thread (although I do have some hope for Maria, she seems like a nice girl (and I have to say, if I was stuck in Godless Europistan, Spain wouldn't be TOO bad of a place to be. At least it's sunny and has nice beaches!) who just gets a little confused sometimes and I was hoping I could help set her right) who've just been going on and on about their feminazi trash) but thankfully I've learned the errors of my ways and all I need now is to find a good husband and get started on childbearing so I can have my place in HEAVEN!! ()) although I'm hoping that's not the case because I did have some high hopes for Sisters Lola and Mari) and that's why I'm hoping all the menfolk can forgive me if I started yapping a little too much because I REALLY was trying to live up to what the Bible teaches us women, and I was really trying to correct their faith just as Priscilla helped correct the faith of Apollos (even though he was a MAN!! Frankly though when I read through Acts 18 and see those verses I think Aquila probably did most of the explaining and Priscilla probably just made them a nice dinner or something (speaking of which, I did just make myself a lovely dinner with some with some ramen noodles and some cream of mushroom soup (I've been a little broke lately, but I can assure any single True Christian™ men out there looking for a True Christian™ wife that they would be eating steak or pork chops every night and I wouldn't mind making it, I just figured since it's just me and I don't particularly care I could save some money so I could tithe a little extra since I got that infraction (which frankly I BLAME LOLA AND MARI for!)) and really I'm amazed since I became a True Christian™ and have been working on my cooking what a woman can do in the kitchen even if she can't afford quality ingredients) because I don't think Priscilla would be brought up as an example for us ladies to follow if she was constantly speaking her empty-headed mind). Now I admit that I was probably talking a little bit too much there but, like I said, I do hope you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me for it because frankly, we women are inclined toward it and you all know I've done my best to eschew my sinful past and I do think I've made some great strides in it.

Now Lola, please stop your little tirade because I seem to be the one getting in trouble for it. You know I believe we women should just be quiet as per 1 Timothy 2:11!

[Jo Freddie]

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Yap Yap Yap

(waiting for the red card to come out again)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Wonderful, you admit that a woman can run a country as well as any man can, we can even LEAD men to battle in a war. Wont it be absolutely fabulous when Sarah Palin is elected as President.

GACK! A WOMAN President? Not just any woman, but one as dumb as a box of hair, who's unable to control her whore of a daughter?

I have three words for you:

I

HEART

HUCKABEE

Who is that woman? Hannah Belle Lecter?

Wow, that's the funniest thing I've read all day! You've got some great material there, my man!

[handmaiden]

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[Born Again Bob]

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Thank you! Thank you!

*weeps tears of joy*

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Thank you! Thank you!

*weeps tears of joy*

Since when are men allow to cry?! Because I'm sure I read someplace on here or in other Cristian writings that men are no cry because if they cry is sign of weakness and female and no right for the strong image a man have to give to the world and the people and the family and the wife and even the neighbours even if is under muchs persecutions and I'm no so sure I think this are a good thing because is important for people that they can express their true feels and emotions, especially when is a matter of comunicate whit each others and so I think is a big surprise this for me Bob, especially when you are no a complete man whit your missing 'pelotas' down in the trouser, so it make you sad and impotent and no able to make childrens for Jesus.

I think is a admirable thing that you are in touch whit your feminine sied.

YIC. Mari Juana.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Hermana,

Since when are men allow to cry?! Because I'm sure I read someplace on here or in other Cristian writings that men are no cry...

Does the Bible count as "Christian writing"? Because, you know, John 11:35 tells us that "Jesus wept."



Yours in His Crying Jag,
BAB

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Dear Hermana,



Does the Bible count as "Christian writing" in your little world? Because, you know, John 11:35 tells us that "Jesus wept."



Yours in His Crying Jag,
BAB

Well THANK YOU for the guidance brother. I think would be good for ALL cristian men here to open up and be touching their feminine sides too, just like you!

YIC, Mari Juana.