[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Dear Slut Mari. I see that you have incurred an infraction for having diarrhea of the mouth. Females and children should be seen and never heard from unless spoken to. Perhaps you should go cut a switch and give it to your father, he will know what to do with it.
In my opinion there is only one (1) word that a woman should ever utter, YES, anything more is a waste of time and energy. Example, woman fix me a sammich, your response, YES. Woman fetch me a cold beer, you, YES. Woman its time we have another child, brace yourself, your response , YES.

Yes, is true this, I have receive infraction for speak my mind Mr Dewitt, so I suppose I must to excuse myself for appear rude, is my fiery latin blood, and we spanish girls are very franks and directs whit all the things and speak we the mind very openally, so I must ask you forgive me my strong character if is ok whit you.

I sorry a lot.

()

(Sister Lola, good for you, you say your mind I'm agree whit you too sister)

YIC, Mari.

[James Dewitt]

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You tell them Sister, we have rights too. Men think that they are sooo smart, they are the only ones with anything important to say. We women are to sit and wait for you men to say something intelligent. Well I am waiting. Here we sit on the edge of our chairs, whats the hold up, cat got your tongue?

Yes, is true this, I have receive infraction for speak my mind Mr Dewitt, so I suppose I must to excuse myself for appear rude, is my fiery latin blood, and we spanish girls are very franks and directs whit all the things and speak we the mind very openally, so I must ask you forgive me my strong character if is ok whit you.

I sorry a lot.

()

(Sister Lola, good for you, you say your mind I'm agree whit you too sister)

YIC, Mari.

Great two mouthy females. Ladies of Landover, I do hope that some action on your part is in the planning stage. It seems that you have some work to do!

In order for a woman to speak her mind ( Yea like they have one) you will need the input of a man, now stifle.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Great two mouthy females. Ladies of Landover, I do hope that some action on your part is in the planning stage. It seems that you have some work to do!

In order for a woman to speak her mind ( Yea like they have one) you will need the input of a man, now stifle.

So I apologize and you are answer us girls whit this unrespectnesses!!?!
This is now no so nice now is it Mr Dewitt. I think you think we think is ok for you to think us women are only for be seen and no heard and ignore the fact that is us women that are alway guiding and making the importants decisions for help our men to make them and you're no knowing this because you have your head maybe insert in a place where I'm no gonna mention because I'm no a bad mouth girl.

So don't call you us Mouthy - be thankingfull that you have so many womens around you for make your life more easier and let you relax and have your Macho Beer in the comfort.

I think YOU are owing US some respect sir.

Thank you. You will thank me for open your eyes one day I hope.

YIC, and whit tender meanings and feelins of harmony in Christ, Mari Juana de la Santísima Trinidad, = La Mari Juana.

[Rain Dancer]

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Dear Friends,

I am so sick of women. I hate them. I hate every hair on their overly-coiffed empty little heads. I hate their constant self-absorbtion, their cult of victimhood, their incessant chatter. I hate how they address every topic with their cooter thrust forward, "AS A WOMAN, I think..."

I hate their pregnancies. I hate their children. I hate the way they lure unsuspecting men into a lifetime of drudgery, legalized slavery called marriage. I hate waiting, waiting, waiting, WAITING for them! I hate their periods and cramps and fluids and moods and neverending complaints!

I HATE WOMEN!

I wish God would strike them all dead this very moment, blow up their heads like the pus-filled zits they are. I would leap and dance for joy, and sing "Huzzo, huzzay!" We'd burn all the corpses in the center square, and finally have some PEACE AND QUIET!

Are you a woman? If so, do us a favor, lamb, and:

SHUT UP!

Yours in Him,
BAB

...Havn't you ever heard the expression 'Can't live with them, Can't live without them?'

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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...Havn't you ever heard the expression 'Can't live with them, Can't live without them?'

Is TRUE believe me GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr, I'm find hard for me control my very spanish temper whit idiots coments sometimes, is bad enough here in beutifull alicante next of the Mediterranean Ocean whit ignoring all the foreings tourists what whislte and coment at me and my sisters when I go on the seafront promenade, but to suffer the 'you are my slave' estupidity and arrogantness is sometimes more than a girl can take.

YIC Mari Juana.

[Lola Handcock]

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Is TRUE believe me GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr, I'm find hard for me control my very spanish temper whit idiots coments sometimes, is bad enough here in beutifull alicante next of the Mediterranean Ocean whit ignoring all the foreings tourists what whislte and coment at me and my sisters when I go on the seafront promenade, but to suffer the 'you are my slave' estupidity and arrogantness is sometimes more than a girl can take.

YIC Mari Juana.

Oh Sister I understand.
Why do men THINK that they are so much better than we are? With out us ladies where would they be ? I will tell you, hungry, naked and cold. Who fixes their meals, who makes their clothing, who builds the fire on a cold winters night? Correct women do. When you are sick who takes care of EVERY childish whim, every complaint, who wipes your nose when you sneeze? Correct women. Who raises your children, washes your cars and trucks, washes your clothing? That's right women do! With out us you men would not even be here, we carry you for 9 long months, then we have to pass your oversize heads through our ... well you understand.
OK MR Manly men, how many wars have been started by women? That's correct zero. But no we are to shut up and live in servitude, well that is not going to happen! We are equal to you men, get used to it .

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Oh Sister I understand.
Why do men THINK that they are so much better than we are? With out us ladies where would they be ? I will tell you, hungry, naked and cold. Who fixes their meals, who makes their clothing, who builds the fire on a cold winters night? Correct women do. When you are sick who takes care of EVERY childish whim, every complaint, who wipes your nose when you sneeze? Correct women. Who raises your children, washes your cars and trucks, washes your clothing? That's right women do! With out us you men would not even be here, we carry you for 9 long months, then we have to pass your oversize heads through our ... well you understand.
OK MR Manly men, how many wars have been started by women? That's correct zero. But no we are to shut up and live in servitude, well that is not going to happen! We are equal to you men, get used to it .

AMEN! Thank you sister, we aren't livestocks you know, we're people and although we are happy to serve every need of the men this is no means that we can be treat just like some sheeps or pack of cows. No señora.

YIC, Mari Juana.xxx

[Lola Handcock]

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AMEN! Thank you sister, we aren't livestocks you know, we're people and although we are happy to serve every need of the men this is no means that we can be treat just like some sheeps or pack of cows. No señora.

YIC, Mari Juana.xxx

Amen Sister, we take care of our men because we love them, and not because we are common property. They treat us like a piece of meat hanging in the butcher shop window. I am frankly sick and tired of it! Ladies of Landover, Sisters put down your frying pans( or use them to hit your man on the head), take off the aprons. Its time we go on STRIKE. NO more pie, no more hot meals, no more fetch me a beer and shut up. No more get me the remote control for the TV, Damn it get up off your lazy backsides and get it yourself!

[MisterM]

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OK MR Manly men, how many wars have been started by women?

This is easy, every war was started by woman. Remember where it started

Genesis 3:6 - And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And about your rambling

Genesis 3:16 - Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Now I've tried to be quiet here because I know we women ARE prone to rambling and empty-headedness, but AS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ WOMAN, I THINK it's just shameful the way some ladies have come onto this thread mouthing off to their betters and yap yap yapping away. I mean, did they forget about 1 Corinthians 11:3? "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." means EXACTLY that, ladies! Men are the head of us and we should be quiet if our yapping is starting to bother them! Now, it's just like I was telling Chastity Jo in the Tin Tither bleachers at church the other day.She was starting to sound a little uppity about her husband only allowing her to wait two weeks before trying for another child after having her little Nathan Bedford and then I reminded her that she is blessed for having a good husband who's provided her with two sons and a daughter already even though she's only twenty and some women who are already twenty-three and STILL trying to find a good husband because their place is in Heaven isn't assured yet because she hasn't had any children yet (1 Timothy 2:15) even though SHE continues in faith and charity (Lord knows I give all I can and I just turned over the rest of my trust-fund and I'm always handing out my pie to all the menfolk here. I always get a little bit worried that sometimes the men, especially the unmarried ones aren't getting enough pie so I take special care to make sure they're provided for and I also think it's really helped my baking skills. Why just the other day I made a really good blueberry pie and the crust was just perfect if I do say so myself, it was really nice and flakey and I do think young Fred Johnson really enjoyed it) and holiness with sobriety unlike SOME people who've been known to have a few too many glasses of wine for it to really be said that they're continuing in SOBRIETY. And then she turned around and I have to say she was wearing a pretty tacky dress (I don't mean to speak ill of Chastity Jo, but this thing was just hideous! I mean, of course we should all be going to church at least twice a week but if a lady isn't going to take the time to look nice for it and show up in a flower-printed muumuu then I don't think she should even bother showing up at all. Thankfully at least there are SOME women who, even though they're still unmarried at least take the time to look decent for church (I was wearing my navy blue ankle-length skirt (I just bought it and I am SO in love with it! I just went down to Wal-Mart looking to pick up a few things, and lo and behold, there it was! And I mean, really, $9.99 for an all cotton skirt like that? SIGN ME UP!) and my plain, lime green blouse and my best hat.) and I have to say that after services I do think that Fred Johnson was giving me a bit of a look ()) and then SHE said that she wasn't looking for any advice on the matter, especially from an unmarried harlot and why don't I just go back to the streets of Philadelphia and peddle my wares like I'm good at and then I told her that I'm older than her so she should want my advice as per Titus 2:4 and she KNOWS I'm not a harlot and am instead a pure, born-again virgin and I've been washed clean of all sin as in 1 John 1:17 and then I might have mixed in a few choice words (Sorry about that. ) and then the next thing I know we both had to pay TRIPLE tithes that month for starting a row in church and I was just SO ashamed (and that's actually why I just turned over the rest of my trust fund, and I'm not even sure how I can keep up with tin-tither level now but I'm sure I'll manage somehow (I've been thinking that if I can't find a good husband soon maybe I'll open up a pedicurist shop that follows Biblical standards, I think that might go over well!)) but I do think it really illustrates the point that we women should just keep silent because when we talk too much it just gets us into trouble. And it was in CHURCH too! I mean, WHAT was I thinking? "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law." 1 Corinthians 14:34. Thankfully though THAT'S all over with and I can just get on with praising the Lord and following His commandments and I will be taking special care not to make any comments to Chastity Jo next Sunday (even if she IS wearing a horrible tacky dress and being uppity, I know now that I can just report her to the Ladies of Landover Head Tin Tither and she'll take care of it if her husband doesn't care too much).

Anyways Mari and Lola, I think I have demonstrated why we woman should just keep silent instead of rambling on.

[Jesus is Lord]

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...but to suffer the 'you are my slave' estupidity and arrogantness is sometimes more than a girl can take.

YIC Mari Juana.

And here I though you were doing so well.

I think you need a reminder on what The Bible says about women.
Genesis 2:18 - And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
2:20-23 - And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Women were created as a "help meet" for man, to help and serve him.


1 Timothy 2:11-13 - Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

1 Corinthians 11:7–9 - ...the woman is the glory of the man.
8For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
9Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

These are but a few of the verses concerning women and how they should behave.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Of course, some women will not be taught - it is almost as if Ritalin and Prayer have little effect on them. For these poor creatures, a more positive application is required:

I don't think they have been used since 2008* but there are a few Bridles gathering dust in Bobby-Joe's armory.

*Does any one remember Sister JennyD? She could talk until your ears bled.

[Rain Dancer]

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Amen Sister, we take care of our men because we love them, and not because we are common property. They treat us like a piece of meat hanging in the butcher shop window. I am frankly sick and tired of it! Ladies of Landover, Sisters put down your frying pans( or use them to hit your man on the head), take off the aprons. Its time we go on STRIKE. NO more pie, no more hot meals, no more fetch me a beer and shut up. No more get me the remote control for the TV, Damn it get up off your lazy backsides and get it yourself!

Thank you

[Remy Lebeau]

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You tell them Sister, we have rights too. Men think that they are sooo smart, they are the only ones with anything important to say. We women are to sit and wait for you men to say something intelligent. Well I am waiting. Here we sit on the edge of our chairs, whats the hold up, cat got your tongue?

Who is this crazy broad's husband? How is she able to keep typing while being slapped silly?

Or are you some lesbo bulldyke yappity yap drama queen who can't get a husband?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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OK MR Manly men, how many wars have been started by women?

Thousands:
Ahhotep I Queen of Egyppt 1560- 1530 BC Known as The Warrior Queen, from a stele: “She is the one who has accomplished the rites and taken care of Egypt... She has looked after her soldiers, she has guarded her, she has brought back her fugitives and collected together her deserters, she has pacified Upper Egypt and expelled her rebels.”

Wu Zetian Empress of China 690-705 AD The only female in Chinese history to rule as emperor did so during the Tang dynasty. Wu Zetian, born into a rich and noble family, in a time when women did not bind their feet or lead submissive lives, joined the imperial court at thirteen. After years of manipulative and violent moves to eliminate her opponents, she married the Emperor in 655. When he died, she manipulated her sons in and out of power.

Boudica d. AD 60 or 61 queen of the Iceni tribe who led an uprising against the occupying forces of the Roman Empire.

Elizabeth I Queen of England, 1533-1603 She also engaged in long and brutal wars, overseeing the defeat of the invading Spanish Armada in 1588 in the waters off England's west coast, suppressing uprisings in Ireland and ordering the execution of her rival, Mary Stuart. Conquered the known World.

Catherine II Empress of all the Russias 1762-1796 Many wars. She died after suffering a stroke in the palace during a sexual encounter with a horse.

Victoria: Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1837-1901 Conquered the known World, except America

Indira Gandhi Prime Minister of India, 1966-77 and 1980-84 Innumerable military forays against Pakistan

Golda Meir Prime Minister of Israel 1969-74 the Yom Kippur War.

Margaret Thatcher Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain 1979-90 Friend of Ronald Regan, conquered the known World, except America

Janet Jagan President of Guyana 1997-99 long and violent struggle for independence from British rule, which was won in 1966.

Benazir Bhutto Prime Minister of Pakistan, 1988 to 1990 and 1993 to 1996 Corrupt as they come. Innumerable military forays against India

That's correct zero.

As a man, I can tell you that it is not...

But no we are to shut up and live in servitude, well that is not going to happen! We are equal to you men, get used to it .

If there is any more talk like this, you will find yourself incarcerated in the Landover Hospital for the Mentally Feeble and your children will be put out for adoption.

I suggest that you speak with your husband and have him guide you in an apology.