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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #106
    Re: WHEN WILL WOMEN SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES?

    Originally posted by obamabuddy View Post
    not much but then again im not even a legal adult yet
    im 14 guys my age cant even do that
    ive never been to a farm so no
    ive never broken a bone but that's because i'm not an idiot im smart enough to not brake anything
    and how are those even real test of equality anyway?
    So you're 14 years old, but you know everything about everything. Why am I not surprised

    Brother, may I?
    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    YEah?
    How much can ya lift?
    Little girl, you claimed that you are equal to men in all ways. Well men can lift more than women. The most I can lift? 50lb bag of feed, or in an emergency a 100 lb Rottweiler, although my shoulders were screaming about that one.
    Record time for changing a wheel?
    Women don't typically change a wheel. I know I can't. I think my record is about 45 minutes for AAA to show up. Fortunately I have a husband who makes sure my vehicle is in excellent condition. Also men tend to be much more competitive then women, meaning that they will always time themselves at such a task and always try to improve their time.
    Ever lassoed a steer?
    Ever seen a woman steer wrestler? Men take to such sports with ease, well REAL men do anyway. The closest I've come to "ropin a steer" is going out and putting a halter on one, but it had been halter trained since it was a calf.
    Broken bones just 'horsin' around'?? How many?
    Because REAL men and REAL boys play rough and break bones. I've even broken a couple of bones in my life. Once God was punishing me for having such an attitude as yours and the second time, well I'm not quite sure what the lesson there was.
    Drama queen

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    • wait_what
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592

      #107
      Re: WHEN WILL WOMEN SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES?

      Originally posted by obamabuddy View Post
      i am a woman and i am every bit as equal to men
      Wait, what?

      Can you perform at a physical peak 365 days a year? Can you whip shot a 12 gauge or .306 with accuracy? Can you lift the rear end of your car to change a tire when a jack is not available? Can you go standing up without making a mess? I think not. Your claim is a lie at best. Your name is proof of your evil and ignorance. Thank goodness for your status.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • Tea_Party_Minister
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 74

        #108
        Re: WHEN WILL WOMEN SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES?

        Your thread warms my masculine heart. I plan to move my family (wife and four daughters) to Freehold very soon. It may be the only place on earth where I can instill the values of God in them.
        (1 Timothy 2:12) (King James Version): But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

        Amen,
        Tea Party Minister

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