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  • i believe
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    • May 2011
    • 1

    #91
    Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

    ARE your seriously claiming chrysler is symbolic for satan? my father is a at the local church i called him to tell him what i read right here. he says this post is crazy. where in the bible does it say the ram is a symbol for satan. chrysler has done so much for the world. this post is wrong. your judging and telling lies. DON GARLITS a legend in the NHRA loves jesus
    MOPAR CAR OR NO CAR

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10049

      #92
      Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

      Originally posted by i believe View Post
      where in the bible does it say the ram is a symbol for satan.
      Listen, my confused little friend, you need to understand something: Satanists do not look to the Bible for guidance. Asking where in the Bible it says the ram is a symbol of Satan makes about as much sense as asking where in the US Constitution it says the swastika is a symbol of Naziism.

      If you really need documentation on the fact that the ram's head, as well as Chrysler's pentacle, are symbols of Satansism, you need look no further than Google. Here is the first result a simple search yielded:

      Ram's head and pentagram as symbols of Satanism

      As to your statement about Don Garlits (not sure why you capitalized every letter of his name), does he run Chrysler? No? Then why would his alleged love for Jesus have any bearing whatsoever on the topic at hand?

      Friend, I suggest you and your father stop worshiping at whatever phoney-balogna false Christian church you belong to and find the nearest Baptist church immediately!
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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #93
        Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

        Well I'm quite happy with my Ford F350, and hubby drives a Nissan Rogue (Corporate lease) but at least the Rogue was made in Texas, and it reminds me of Sister Palin.

        Drama queen

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        • DevilDodge
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2011
          • 7

          #94
          Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

          You are all a bunch of pansie ass assholes...you all will rot in hell...

          Last edited by Felicity; 05-17-2011, 01:45 PM. Reason: Enhanced image

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #95
            Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

            Originally posted by DevilDodge View Post
            You are all a bunch of pansie ass assholes...you all will rot in hell... *** homo poster removed ***
            Why the foul language, son? I suppose that driving that Neon with the wing has left you a little...frustrated.



            Originally posted by DevilDodge
            ***blah blah blah ***

            I hope yall rot in hell......BITCHES!!!


            Looks like their mission to get Christians off the internets has been a complete failure.



            (1 Peter 3:16) "Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ."

            Yours in Christ

            Z. Smyth
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            • DevilDodge
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2011
              • 7

              #96
              Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

              I also question this forum based on the little icons next to your usernames...you have an image of a KKK members face as an "award" for members being "as white as Jesus"...a shaking fist saying "tell her once" for being a "loving and caring husband, even if it hurts her a bit"...what kind of Christian condones racism and wife beating?

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #97
                Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                Originally posted by DevilDodge View Post
                I also question this forum based on the little icons next to your usernames...you have an image of a KKK members face as an "award" for members being "as white as Jesus"...a shaking fist saying "tell her once" for being a "loving and caring husband, even if it hurts her a bit"...what kind of Christian condones racism and wife beating?
                If you see instances of racism or anyone disregarding secular laws, please use the "Send an Email to the Senior Pastor" link at the bottom of the page: those things are not tolerated at Landover Baptist.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • devildie
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2011
                  • 1

                  #98
                  Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                  How do any of you call yourself “Christians”? If you are to judge others by THE CAR THEY DRIVE, then you must judge them by the clothes they wear or the way they do their hair. The fact that someone from your congregation came up with non-sense shows that you church is truly a satanic church, and is actually promoting satanic behavior by your judgmental behaviors, and comments. I am truly shocked by reading these posts. Reverends– what kind of educational institute did you attend, because you are all grossly un-educated? I will pray for all of you – as you all are destined to go straight to hell with this non-sense. I also hope that someone closes down your satanic church. It is really disturbing that you obviously can’t preach the word of GOD, or you wouldn’t be wasting your time on the internet posting non-sense. Why don’t you do GOD’s work and go help the homeless, or do some charity work. You need to come off your high-horse, and stop drinking from the devil’s wine, because obviously you are either drunk or high. I WILL PRAY FOR ALL YOU!!!
                  Yes and please delete me because it will just prove that none of you are intelligent enough to have a debate with someone with some intelligence.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22350

                    #99
                    Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                    Originally posted by devildie View Post
                    How do any of you call yourself “Christians”?
                    Simple. By following the Holy Bible to the letter.

                    If you are to judge others by THE CAR THEY DRIVE, then you must judge them by the clothes they wear or the way they do their hair.
                    Yes we do. God even demands that from us: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves inmodest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

                    It is really disturbing that you obviously can’t preach the word of GOD, or you wouldn’t be wasting your time on the internet posting non-sense.
                    Are you retarded? We are commanded by God to do this: 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

                    Why don’t you do GOD’s work and go help the homeless
                    Why help someone who is too lazy to work? God doesn't like lazy people: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

                    Yes and please delete me because it will just prove that none of you are intelligent enough to have a debate with someone with some intelligence.
                    When is this person with some intelligence you are referring to going to arrive here? Did he send you first so he would seem smarter?

                    1st Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #100
                      Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                      Originally posted by devildie View Post
                      I am truly shocked by reading these posts.
                      I know. I could not believe these posts from people supporting Chrysler corporation. They were shocking to read. So you better do your best to stay away from such people.

                      There is a group even more deviant within these people, gay Chryslerist known as Mopars. So stay far away from people wearing something as gay as this if you want to avoid getting AIDS.

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #101
                        Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                        Originally posted by devildie View Post
                        WAHHHHHHH!!! You're mean because you follow the Bible and I don't!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL of YOU!!!
                        If it makes you feel better, knock yourself out. But our Lord doesn't listen to the prayers of unsaved heathens like you.

                        Originally posted by John 9:31
                        Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
                        Enjoy Hell loser!
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                        • YouAreMakingJCcry
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2011
                          • 1

                          #102
                          Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          I see that you and your homo buddy have finally self-destructed.
                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Another homosexual. Color me shocked.
                          Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                          I love how Dodge-driving queer Satanists just barge their way back into a Godly forum and spout the most vile, sickening crap. Back to San Fran, sissy.

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          So you want all your little Facebook pals to know that you raped and murdered little black children in the bed of your Dodge?

                          I'd think that the sort of thing a pedophilic psychopath like yourself would wish to keep secret, but to each his own.

                          Thank you for sharing the Word of God with your heathen, God-mocking, Hellbound pals! Maybe one of them will come to Jesus, and all Heaven will rejoice!
                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post

                          There is a group even more deviant within these people, gay Chryslerist known as Mopars. So stay far away from people wearing something as gay as this if you want to avoid getting AIDS.

                          Does anybody here sit back and take a look at themselves before spewing all this hatred toward people with different beliefs or ideas?

                          Do you really believe that throwing around all this hatred is going to earn you a spot next to our maker? I don't think so.

                          “For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.”
                          —2nd Corinthians 11:13-15


                          (And for what it is worth, the Lord doesn't care what kind of vehicle you drive)

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #103
                            Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                            Talk about taking the Bible out of context!!! 2nd Corinthians 11:13-15 describes people who appear to be angels of light, but the examples you have submitted do not meet that criterion, even according to your own post.

                            You should be more wary of people who address you as "dear sir", as they never have good intentions.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #104
                              Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                              Originally posted by YouAreMakingJCcry View Post
                              A BUNCH OF QUOTES FROM RIGHTEOUS TRUE CHRISTIANS™ ABOUT HELLBOUND HOMOS, THEN AN OUT OF CONTEXT VERSE FROM THE BIBLE, AND THEN A LIE ABOUT CARS
                              Kindly show us where we are Biblically incorrect. Until you can do that, piss off.
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                              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724

                                #105
                                Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                                Originally posted by YouAreMakingJCcry View Post
                                Do you really believe that throwing around all this hatred is going to earn you a spot next to our maker? I don't think so.
                                You are very twisted person to mistake love for hatred.
                                Everybody knows these Mopars are gay. God does not like gays.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                So out of love, we warn people about these gaysexuals. We also have Ex-gay program for Mopars who wishes to be saved.

                                Because we care.

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