Are Mexicans allowed into heaven?

[its_faith]

Im sure there is work to do in heaven so I was wondering does God allow some good Mexicans in forever or does he issue temporary work visas to newly dead Mexicans before they are sent to hell?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Are Mexicans allowed into heaven?

Im sure there is work to do in heaven so I was wondering does God allow some good Mexicans in forever or does he issue temporary work visas to newly dead Mexicans before they are sent to hell?

Isn't that what the angels are for?

1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Im sure there is work to do in heaven so I was wondering does God allow some good Mexicans in forever or does he issue temporary work visas to newly dead Mexicans before they are sent to hell?

The real question is, will beaners be able to "jump the fence" per say and sneak into Heaven illegally. The last thing I want is some mexican't taking my joy, hogging the sunshine and praising Jesus more fervently than me with less breaks. Illegal hellians would ruin everything.

[wait_what]

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We all know that they would just smuggle all their family in if we let one in. Once that happens, they will ruin the schools, health care system, and next thing you know we will have to have translators and new forms written in their heathen language. No thank you.

[Cursed]

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I am half mexican, and I barely made it into Landover Baptist (of course, not the church proper, but as a tither; plus I'm on the newsletter mailing list and I can call a Pastor on the phone for a prayer meeting if I tithe over a certain amount a month, etc.).

Considering what I had to do to make it in (which will remain confidential, thank you very much), I shudder to think of how difficult it would be for a full-blooded mexican. But remember, with GOD all things are possible!

Just not very probable.

[Faith_Machine]

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I think the main problem here is not one of racial handicap, but of religious dogma: Most Mexicans are Catholics.

[Rev. Q]

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My (non-drug-induced) visions of Heaven were completely devoid of any cheap dollar-store candles portraying the "saints," so I would say no, or at the very least probably not.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are Mexicans allowed into heaven?

Im sure there is work to do in heaven so I was wondering does God allow some good Mexicans in forever or does he issue temporary work visas to newly dead Mexicans before they are sent to hell?

All have access to Heaven, it is not your race that determines your level of access to the Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory but how you have lived.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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All the Messican'ts I've met are papists. They will end up with the rest of them.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Im sure there is work to do in heaven so I was wondering does God allow some good Mexicans in forever or does he issue temporary work visas to newly dead Mexicans before they are sent to hell?

What a terribly racist question! Any and all of sons of Adam can get into heaven, it's just harder for some than others. You average Beaner, whether he is a Wetback here illegally taking jobs from American lettuce pickers, or a drug kingpin in Juarez, has just as much chance of getting into heaven as any other non-white person.

Trust me, I know a thing or two about Mexicans, I used to live in Fresno. Now, even your smartest Greaser is going to have a terrible time reading the Bible, so first they need to bone up on the American language. And here, their inherent laziness becomes the next stumbling block. Of course, all Spics no matter where they're from have this problem too.

But probably the biggest obstacle to all Pepperbellies is the Catholic Church. They all worship Mary, and even when confronted with the fact that it won't get them into heaven, the seem as addicted to Ring-Kissing as they are to raping white women.

But saying that a Mexican can't get into heaven AT ALL is simply racist and we don't tolerate racism in this forum friend. If you ever want to become a True Christian™, you are going to need to change your racist ways.

[Drunken_christian]

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My ex-fiancee was gang /flossed/ by the /unlicensed dentists/. Of course I handled the situation as God would have had me, I /hydrated/ the /gumline/ /to prevent plaque buildup/. The /toothers/ were never found. This act alone I think is enough to condemn their entire race (if you can call it that, it's more like a species) to Hell.

[Faith_Machine]

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Drunken_Christian, you are darned lucky I'm not a Pastor or forum moderator here, because I've just about had enough of you, and if it was up to me, you'd be banned for telling racist lies.

[Chrisbond1000]

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I think there's a visa lottery that offers visas to the Chinese and to the Mexicans.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I think there's a visa lottery that offers visas to the Chinese and to the Mexicans.

That makes sense:

(Proverbs 18:18) "The lot causeth contentions to cease, and parteth between the mighty."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Beyondthesmegma]

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Drunken_Christian, you are darned lucky I'm not a Pastor or forum moderator here, because I've just about had enough of you, and if it was up to me, you'd be banned for telling racist lies.

Lol, your mad. To music now: Its cause your mad, your mad, your raging.

BTW he hasn't been banned yet.