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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #1

    GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

    Dear Friends,

    Stay tuned. Get Saved®. Or else.

    Job 21:17:
    How oft is the candle of the wicked put out! and how oft cometh their destruction upon them!
    Yours in Him,
    BAB
  • wait_what
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 592

    #2
    Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
    Dear Friends,

    Stay tuned. Get Saved®. Or else.

    Job 21:17:


    Yours in Him,
    BAB
    What do I have to do Brother BaB?
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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    • Saint Elmo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2011
      • 60

      #3
      Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

      That's what I'm talkin bout! Sort some wheat from chaff!

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      • tiempo
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Apr 2011
        • 27

        #4
        Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

        Thank you brother for reminding us of such wisdom.

        For then shalt thou have thy delight in the Almighty, and shalt lift up thy face unto God … He shall deliver the island of the innocent: and it is delivered by the pureness of thine hands. Job 22:26 & 30

        Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me. Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding. Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it? Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof; When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy? Job 38:3-7

        I have heard of thee by the hearing of the ear: but now mine eye seeth thee. Wherefore I abhor myself, and repent in dust and ashes. Job 42:5-6

        And in all the land were no women found so fair as the daughters of Job: and their father gave them inheritance among their brethren. After this lived Job an hundred and forty years, and saw his sons, and his sons' sons, even four generations. So Job died, being old and full of days. Job 42:15-17

        Good stuff!

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

          LBC going to be handing out Kool aid at Sunday service?
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22915

            #6
            Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

            Always with the negative connotations! Christianity is Jesus' Message of Hope and I'm sure Brother Bob's will be the same!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • wait_what
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 592

              #7
              Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              LBC going to be handing out Kool aid at Sunday service?
              Just at the Olive Garden.
              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
              Give her a shovel.
              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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              • Cursed
                Recovering Bastard
                Head of Landover Glee Club
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2011
                • 1363

                #8
                Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

                I am so frightened.

                Whatever I did, I am sorry.

                I'M SO SORRY.
                The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1307

                  #9
                  Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

                  What idiots will be purge first?
                  There are a list of the order or somethings like this?

                  Am I on right way for Salvation? I think so cos I'm no a idiot, yes?


                  YIC, Mari
                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                  • Born Again Bob
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2318

                    #10
                    Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

                    IT'S TOO LATE! DOOM APPROACHES!

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING

                      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                      What idiots will be purge first?
                      There are a list of the order or somethings like this?

                      Am I on right way for Salvation? I think so cos I'm no a idiot, yes?


                      YIC, Mari
                      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                      IT'S TOO LATE! DOOM APPROACHES!
                      As it is too late you may as well start to party María.
                      Posted via Pasta

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