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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #76
    Re: King-James-Only? WRONG!!!!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Yeah, whatever happened to him? I didn't have him down as a the first suspect in the abuse investigation but then I might be too trusting... which is just the sort of thing that they want...
    The demons that had convinced him he was a prophet turned violent on us. He had to be restrained.

    Just think. If he gets his copyrights and finds a publisher, he could be foisting this steaming pile of heresy just in time for next years Christmas buying season.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #77
        Re: King-James-Only? WRONG!!!!

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        The demons that had convinced him he was a prophet turned violent on us. He had to be restrained.

        Just think. If he gets his copyrights and finds a publisher, he could be foisting this steaming pile of heresy just in time for next years Christmas buying season.
        Mary Martin, or this other fellow (Swiffer, is it?) with the super fantastical imaginary Bible version?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #78
            Re: King-James-Only? WRONG!!!!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            You know, after all this, I'm starting to miss Father Martian.

            At least he could write coherent sentences and was who he said he was, even if he WAS a Mary-worshiping, ring-kissing, cracker-adoring Papist.
            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Yeah, whatever happened to him? I didn't have him down as a the first suspect in the abuse investigation but then I might be too trusting... which is just the sort of thing that they want...
            I have it on excellent authority that he's in prison in Turkey.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #79
                Re: King-James-Only? WRONG!!!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I have it on excellent authority that he's in prison in Turkey.
                So he's doing well, then . . .
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474
                    #80
                    Re: King-James-Only? WRONG!!!!

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    What can I say? The Force of God is with me...
                    Being full of gas, should not be interpreted as "The Force of God." You are going to Hell for blasphemy.
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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