OFFICIAL STATEMENT, May 22nd 2011
Dear Friends,
Since I am suddenly getting a lot of questions regarding my Rapture Tithing Fund Management (RTFM) service, I decided to make an official statement about it. This way I do not have to repeat myself all the time thereby saving precious time I prefer to spend on serving our Lord.
As I told those who participated, the system behind the RTFM service has been given to me in prayer by Jesus Christ Himself! I assembled a team of experts, as God demands, to make certain that it would be the very best system possible! "Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the multitude of counsellors they are established." (Proverbs 15:22)
The most ingenious part of RTFM, if I say so myself, is that in case of death or rapture all invested funds are instantly tithed. Thereby assuring a safe trip to Heaven for those participating as you would be instantly poor right before you arrive in Heaven. Of course this only works if you invest everything you own, as all those who participated rightfully did. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)
There are those who expected to get their money back right after the rapture date passed and God, in His infinite wisdom, decided to give us some extra time. However, as was explained in great detail in the 278 page contract you all signed, this is not how it works! This is a Biblicaly sound system. All the money is invested in solid funds like the Japanese nuclear industry, German comedy productions and Dutch abstinence programs. These are long term investments, as those are the only ones our Lord allows! "A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent." (Proverbs 28:20)
Those who suddenly have an urgent need for money, can of course always step out. They will lose about 90% of their investments though! "He that hath no rule over his own spirit is like a city that is broken down, and without walls." (Proverbs 25:28)
To those who are scared they will never see their money again, no matter how long they wait, I have to say this: trust our Lord! "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." (Galatians 6:7)
There are a few evil tongs who falsely claim there is a correlation between RTFM and my brand new villa. I am not going to dignify that with a response! "The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the LORD." (Proverbs 16:1)
I hope this statement will put those who are worried at ease. All that is needed here, is a little patience and a lot of prayer! "Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer" (Romans 12:12)
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.



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