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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #1

    Christian videos for children

    There’s a lot of garbage and godlessness on youtube, but you have to admit that a skateboarding dog or a young atheist faceplanting on something hard, cheers up the day.

    Amongst the thousands of videos there is some more serious and educational stuff – things suitable for instilling Godliness into the younger children: Here is one of my favorites:


    I’m sure my grandchildren will put down their ePhones to watch that one!


    And here is another humdinger! "I wanna be a sheep!" Perfect for young Christians!



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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: Christian videos for children

    The first video had a good message, but I would have preferred a white boy delivering it. On the plus side, we could probably incorporate it into our Ex-negro program since so many of them are simple-minded when they show up at our door.

    A mighty catchy little tune in the second video. I'll probably be humming that all day today.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Christian videos for children

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      There’s a lot of garbage and godlessness on youtube, but you have to admit that a skateboarding dog or a young atheist faceplanting on something hard, cheers up the day.

      Amongst the thousands of videos there is some more serious and educational stuff – things suitable for instilling Godliness into the younger children: Here is one of my favorites:


      I’m sure my grandchildren will put down their ePhones to watch that one!


      And here is another humdinger! "I wanna be a sheep!" Perfect for young Christians!



      Talking puppets seem ridiculous to me, and I imagine that no Christian child would believe such obvious nonsense. The Bible teaches us about talking snakes and donkeys, but puppets? Come on!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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