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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    But she's not Italian, and she's a virgin!

    She's a damned gypsy. Every one of them is disease-infected, and not one of them over the age of 3 are virgins!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #17
      Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      I practice the side-hug. This prevents me from touching anyone's breasts or rubbing genitalia by accident. Front-hugging is a form of sodomy, like dry-humping.
      That works. You can also play it safe and use "hover hands".


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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #18
        Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

        That's a strapping, handsome young fellow there. I don't blame him for using the side-hug and the old hover hands, as I'm sure he has to fend off a lot of amorous advances. Why, looking at the Vietnamese prostitute in that picture, you can just tell she's already undressing him in her mind!


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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #19
          Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          She's a damned gypsy. Every one of them is disease-infected, and not one of them over the age of 3 are virgins!
          Well this girl is NO gipsy, Rev. I'm too muchwhite and clean-living and NO 'gitana' thankss you very much!!!

          And virgin too of course.
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • William A
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 28

            #20
            Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

            Do not brag about your virginity. Jesus Christ, in his infinite wisdom and glory, created women specifically to please man and bear his children.

            Bragging about being a virgin is spitting in the DEAR SAVIOR'S face, as you're telling him you'd rather live YOUR way than bear children like a good, Christian woman.

            Unless you are spending all of your time cooking and cleaning (doubtful), best get a ring on that finger and a child in that stomach.

            If you don't do this soon, God will surely find a place for you in hell, where the rest of the godly will enjoy your burning screams.

            Best in Christ~
            2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
            "And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
            That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

              Originally posted by William A View Post
              Do not brag about your virginity. Jesus Christ, in his infinite wisdom and glory, created women specifically to please man and bear his children.

              Bragging about being a virgin is spitting in the DEAR SAVIOR'S face, as you're telling him you'd rather live YOUR way than bear children like a good, Christian woman.

              Unless you are spending all of your time cooking and cleaning (doubtful), best get a ring on that finger and a child in that stomach.

              If you don't do this soon, God will surely find a place for you in hell, where the rest of the godly will enjoy your burning screams.

              Best in Christ~
              Are you some libertine in disguise? 'Cause I've never seen a Christian fault somebody for being a virgin before.
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              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                Claims not to be a dago slut
                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                • Mar 2011
                • 1307

                #22
                Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

                And then

                thesre were a other incident and could you to believe it , it were my OWN SISTER (OK, she's a JW and no exactly esmart, in fact she's the least brained of the family, even although she's the older of my sisters)...

                anyway, we were playing waterpolo and just generally having funs in the pool and my cousin Yolanda appeared!

                Reminder you we are VERY good cousins and friends too! Is so wonderful to have a cousin like Yolanda! So we always hug when we see us! Is natural totally, yes?



                Of course! I mean we all the cousins do this (well, my sisters Lola and Maica don't really - but they are JWs)







                I hadn't saw her for like nearly a year so we gave a big hug hug hug whit each other there in the pool and then start to laugh and a other hug etc - you know how are this things, because the phisical countact is normal here in Spain, especially whit family and friends, yes?!?!


                And then of course we start to play in the pool whit the little nephews and stuffs, and have fun, which is normal!



                Anyway, when we come from the pool, my sister was there all disaproves on her estupid face (remember she are a JW and no very esmart) and she say a very iced 'Hola' to Yolanda and then start to say us how it is uinmoral and owful and obsenical for show so much affection EVEN if we're cousins because her children and other persons will have the wrong impression and think we are 'bolleras' and like I was so amaze she could even say us this!
                And I say 'Maica, are you borned estupid or have you got to take extra especial classes??'

                I mean, how wrong can she be!!!?

                Estupid thing to say - Mr Child say before that the affections between girls's is fine from the biblic point of views and especially when we were only playing around, I mean it's not like we were all slow kissing and hugging and rubbing us together the chests being topless floating in the water or being like octopussies whit each other, it was a just all inocent happy to see each other. I mean we were in public anyway!

                I mean, can you believe my sister can even THINK like that!!!???!
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

                  If anybody needs me for anything, I'll just be over here, filling my bathtub with ice. Again.
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