PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Hello friends!

I have got a question because was something a english JW friend of my mother say me the other day and I'm think she's take thjis matter a little too far.

So....like you probably know, spanish people, specially girls, are very touchfull and affectionates and always like to hold and hug our friends l





ike all the time the same whit me and my sisters and my friends too even the guys solmetimes but m,y question is about the girls and phisical contact between women.

this is NORMAL here.

But this english women (remember she's a JW too) say me 'People will think you are a lesbian or a harlot if you do that in public' !!!!

And I say WHAT!!!? I'm only sitting whit my arm over my SISTER'S shoulder!
What a idiot woman.

But then I was thinkling...maybe there are rules for this. Maybe is no correct for Christians to show to each others sisterly or friendly love in a fisical way.

What is the answer here? How much phisical contact is allow whit women??? Like friends or sisters?

YIC, Mari

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

What is the answer here? How much phisical contact is allow whit women?

None!

There should be physical contact between an man and a women exactly once for every child they make for Jesus, or less if you are lucky and God blesses you with twins. And that's all the physical contact that is needed to please God.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Titus Templeton]

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Is there any reason why a woman should leave the house today?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Is there any reason why a woman should leave the house today?

Amen to that Brother! When they leave the house all they do is yapping and yapping. Time they should have spend on cleaning the house or baking pies.

[James Hutchins]

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My wife and I have been married 37 years. We have had physical contact about 45 times. Not sure how many kids we have but it has been a lot. Seems she always has at least one or two newborns getting underfoot. Perpetual 5 year olds running about. It feel like I have to repeat lifes lessons every year. Its' gotten so I just yell "You, get over here' and whallop them whether they were caught being bad or not. You just know they are up to something.

Sorry for getting off topic but physical contact to a female can drive agood man crazy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Here are some of my wife's "thoughts" on the subject.

[Child Byar]

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None!

There should be physical contact between an man and a women exactly once for every child they make for Jesus, or less if you are lucky and God blesses you with twins. And that's all the physical contact that is needed to please God.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

I must respectfully disagree, only because the Bible is not clear on this subject. Let's cover the degree of physical contact shown in those photos first. King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. No matter how big his palace was, there HAD to have been physical contact just with the sheer logistics of finding room for 1,000 women to sleep!

It is worth noting that Solomon's wives led him astray with their worship of strange and daemonic gods, but there was nothing wrong with the 300 concubines. Jesus Christ Himself admired Solomon. We can tell, because when he described the beauty of the lilies of the field in Luke 12:27; He said that they were arrayed even better than Solomon in all his glory (surrounded by 1,000 women before God punished him is when Solomon was in ALL his glory).

Now, what about the more prurient definition of physical contact between women?

Well, we know from Leviticus Chapter 20 that "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. "

However, there is no corresponding punishment in the Law for women who lie with womankind. That tells me that lesbianism is probably about as abominable to the LORD as eating shellfish. Other crimes, punishable by death, are therefore far worse such as bestiality, parental disobedience and going to work on the Sabbath.

I have a theory on this, which is that man-on-man action is comparable to the Sin of Onan, while no seed is spilled uselessly when women bump muffets.

Now... there are certain acts which women should refrain from while having physical contact:

Deuteronomy 14:3 - Thou shalt not eat any abominable thing.

[Faith_Machine]

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Um, so, like...

I was kind of assuming that once I got married, as long as we weren't practicing birth control or engaging in sodomy, it would be OK for me to make love to my bride as much as I wanted to.

I mean, as long as it didn't interfere with prayer and scripture reading and my work schedule.

Is this not the case?

[Didymus Much]

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...it would be OK for me to make love...

You sissyfied fairyfag pervert. There's nothing about making love (to your wife) in the Bible, so God doesn't like it. No foreplay, soft music, candles, just tab A, slot B, repeat as necessary, you'll know when you're done, anything else is lust and perversion.

Or that's what an insane True Christian™ version of me would say.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

You sissyfied fairyfag pervert. There's nothing about making love (to your wife) in the Bible, so God doesn't like it. No foreplay, soft music, candles, just tab A, slot B, repeat as necessary, you'll know when you're done, anything else is lust and perversion.

Or that's what an insane True Christian™ version of me would say.

I don't think you have the foggiest notion what a True Christian™ would say about anything.

I can tell you what the Bible says about making love to one's wife, if you're interested:

1 Corinthians 7:2-5

2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

3Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

5Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

I must respectfully disagree, only because the Bible is not clear on this subject. Let's cover the degree of physical contact shown in those photos first. King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. No matter how big his palace was, there HAD to have been physical contact just with the sheer logistics of finding room for 1,000 women to sleep!

It is worth noting that Solomon's wives led him astray with their worship of strange and daemonic gods, but there was nothing wrong with the 300 concubines. Jesus Christ Himself admired Solomon. We can tell, because when he described the beauty of the lilies of the field in Luke 12:27; He said that they were arrayed even better than Solomon in all his glory (surrounded by 1,000 women before God punished him is when Solomon was in ALL his glory).

Now, what about the more prurient definition of physical contact between women?

Well, we know from Leviticus Chapter 20 that "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. "

However, there is no corresponding punishment in the Law for women who lie with womankind. That tells me that lesbianism is probably about as abominable to the LORD as eating shellfish. Other crimes, punishable by death, are therefore far worse such as bestiality, parental disobedience and going to work on the Sabbath.

I have a theory on this, which is that man-on-man action is comparable to the Sin of Onan, while no seed is spilled uselessly when women bump muffets.

Now... there are certain acts which women should refrain from while having physical contact:

Deuteronomy 14:3 - Thou shalt not eat any abominable thing.

Thank you

So it's fine for me to make hugs whit my sisters and my female friends! Thank you!

[Faith_Machine]

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Thank you

So it's fine for me to make hugs whit my sisters and my female friends! Thank you!

Yes, and unless I'm misunderstanding scripture...

1 Corinthians 7:2-5

2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

3Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

5Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

...if you and I were married, um...



Oh goodness, you'll have to excuse me for a moment, I need to go fill my bathtub with ice cubes and take another cold shower!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...if you and I were married, um...

If you were married to her you'd have some wop disease is my guess.

[Faith_Machine]

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But she's not Italian, and she's a virgin!

Probably the greater hazard would be for Mari, as I'd worry she might contract some goth disease from me, due to my many years misspent fornicating with goth girls.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I practice the side-hug. This prevents me from touching anyone's breasts or rubbing genitalia by accident. Front-hugging is a form of sodomy, like dry-humping.