Lent is for queers!

[Father Thomas Martin]

It's a season of self-denial for us, intended to prepare us for Easter with a renewed mind and heart.

I bet you're jealous because you see Easter as just another holiday, huh?

(P.S. For my fellow Catholics here, are you giving up anything for Lent? If so, what?)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Lent is here!

It's a season of self-denial for us, intended to prepare us for Easter with a renewed mind and heart.

I bet you're jealous because you see Easter as just another holiday, huh?

(P.S. For my fellow Catholics here, are you giving up anything for Lent? If so, what?)

The similarities between the Musselman's ramadan and the vicar of Rome's Lent are apparent.

Has Mr Ratslinger any plans to combine false religions and increase his corporate profits?

[Deaner]

Re: Lent is here!

(P.S. For my fellow Catholics here, are you giving up anything for Lent? If so, what?)

Do you guys ask the statues for guidance when you make these decisions?

[Nobar King]

Re: Lent is here!

I'm going to give up reading your stupid threads.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Lent is here!

(P.S. For my fellow Catholics here, are you giving up anything for Lent? If so, what?)

Pederasty, idol worship, death cookies, transubstantiation, nuns, indulgences, selling relics, pointless and evil mediation between man and God, the list goes on… they’re all good for giving up.

[sinner]

Re: Lent is here!

Lint! Oh, goodie! My favorite as I get to starve myself to death when I'm not eating tuna fish from a can to please the Lord and to show my piety and devotion.

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"Wait a minute, I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out,' and 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping." – Pat Robertson, clarifying his call to assassinate Hugo Chavez

[Nobar King]

Re: Lent is here!

I suppose that is a suggestion for the father, and not your own list?

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Lent is here!

Lent is here!

You can fix that by cleaning out the little trap in your dryer.

It's a season of self-denial for us

Does that mean a whole month without diddling the nuns?

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Lent is here!

you lousy Catholic...you stole Brother Izzy's (A Baptist and therefore a Christian) topic.

[Bro Izzy]

Re: Lent is for queers!

I am off for 2 days to the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys
The French. I am working in Paris. Majority of the French are papist also, the remainder are mooslums From Africa or monkey god followers from Asia.

[sinner]

Re: Lent is here!

You can fix that by cleaning out the little trap in your dryer.


Does that mean a whole month without diddling the nuns?

Ahem! Did you really mean to say "the altar boys" there?

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"Get even - rape a priest!"

[sinner]

Re: Lent is here!

I suppose that is a suggestion for the father, and not your own list?

That is between me and the Good Lord my Savior...and who are you to question His Infinite Wisdom?

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"I think patriotism, love of God, love of country, support of the traditional family. They [Christians] believe it would be good for our country if families were closer together.... I think they feel about them more strongly than others do." -- Pat Robertson

[SUV]

Re: Lent is for queers!

ST. FRANCIS WAS ASISSI !!!

[Justin Bill]

Re: Lent is for queers!

It's a season of self-denial for us, intended to prepare us for Easter with a renewed mind and heart.

I bet you're jealous because you see Easter as just another holiday, huh?

(P.S. For my fellow Catholics here, are you giving up anything for Lent? If so, what?)

Giving up Queers for lent still does not make up for commiting sodomy, nor does it make anyone less gay to be socially unavailable for a short period of time.

[Seeker]

Re: Lent is for queers!

Why do Catholics think it is okay to eat fish on Friday's and they don't consider it to be meat? Hello, it's got eyes, and a face and poops with a nervous system.

Can you explain.. I never understood that one.