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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #46
    Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

    teats

    Ezekiel 23:3
    And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

    Don't ask me where I got that.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Hitoshi
      Professor of Engrish
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 446

      #47
      Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      teats

      Ezekiel 23:3
      And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

      Don't ask me where I got that.
      mmmm roberta teats

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817

        #48
        Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)



        I thought that jap feminazi from Dike, IA had taken care of this yellow mongrol forever!

        We do not pray this game in engrish you swimy skat woving heathen!

        And please do not mention my breasts again. They are my source of livelihood and not objects befitting your perverted lust. Go visit one of those godless Health Delivery Parlors in Tokiomorrah and you will be able to indulge all your sinful fantasies.

        Roberta
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • Juliette
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 705

          #49
          Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

          Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

          saith


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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #50
            Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

            Originally posted by Juliette View Post
            Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

            saith
            Harlot

            Isaiah 1:21

            21 See how the faithful city
            has become a harlot!
            She once was full of justice;
            righteousness used to dwell in her—
            but now murderers!
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            • Juliette
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              • Jan 2008
              • 705

              #51
              Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Harlot



              That one made me think of one of Roberta's favorite verses.

              Psalm 139:16



              16 Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.

              thine


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              • Ahimaaz Smith
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                • Nov 2007
                • 2549

                #52
                Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                ebony

                The men of Dedan were thy merchants; many isles were the merchandise of thine hand: they brought thee for a present horns of ivory and ebony. Ezekiel 27:15

                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #53
                  Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                  yarn

                  Exodus 26
                  The Tabernacle

                  1 "Make the tabernacle with ten curtains of finely twisted linen and blue, purple and scarlet yarn, with cherubim worked into them by a skilled craftsman.
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                  • The Adversary
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 65

                    #54
                    Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                    yesternight


                    Genesis 19:34 - And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
                    Isaiah 45:6-7:
                    "...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)

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                    • Brother McGregor
                      Godly Brit
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 376

                      #55
                      Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                      Titus 1-14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.



                      Truth

                      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                      Proverbs 16:2
                      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                      • Juliette
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 705

                        #56
                        Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                        Originally posted by Brother McGregor View Post
                        Titus 1-14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.



                        Truth
                        This is a nice one.
                        The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

                        Proverbs 16:4

                        himself


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                        • The Adversary
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 65

                          #57
                          Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                          I was just paraphrasing this Jesus quote in another thread:

                          fire

                          Luke 12:49- I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?
                          Isaiah 45:6-7:
                          "...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22889

                            #58
                            Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                            Originally posted by The Adversary View Post
                            I was just paraphrasing this Jesus quote in another thread:

                            fire

                            Luke 12:49- I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?
                            Ephraim

                            Ho:7:8: Ephraim, he hath mixed himself among the people; Ephraim is a cake not turned.

                            (A verse not to be taken out of context)
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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #59
                              Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                              Man! What is always on my mind.

                              Ephesians 5:31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • Ahimaaz Smith
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 2549

                                #60
                                Re: Biblical Word Game (KJV ONLY!)

                                Did we decide we're not sticking to five letter words? Because there are only 13 of them starting with y in the KJV (you're probably thinking there are just 12, but Yaudi in 2 Kings 14:28 often gets overlooked), and I was hoping to end this thread as quickly as possible.

                                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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