Survival: Satanists vs. Satanists on CBS

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Well, ChristianBashingSatanists is at it again. As you remember from my reports on the Not-So-Amazing Race, this irresponsible, leftist network has no problem giving voice to the homosexual goth agenda, amongst other atrocities ("married" bulldyke "ministers"!), so it's not surprising to see them at it again.
This time it's a program called Survival: Fans vs. Favorites. I don't know whose "favorites" these are, unless they're Satan's. But then, they keep calling these "reality shows" even though they don't reflect the reality of Jesus or anyone else I know.
On this particular slap in the face of decency, they dropped twenty half-naked men and women on some distant island where they split into two "tribes", ten fans and ten "favorites" (who have all been on the show before, but the sodomite who "won" and then evaded taxes was too busy enjoying the buffet he obviously views prison has to make an appearance) who all sleep together in ten person piles in each of their camps... AND NONE OF THEM ARE MARRIED TO ANYONE THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH!
On the so-called "favorites" side, two seemingly normal young American girls showed that they aren't normal at all, but in fact wanton sluts who couldn't wait to fornicate with the little Mexican't and the large, very large colored man. Maybe the biggest colored man I've ever seen! You know how you always lock your car door when you see anyone with skin darker than a medium beige walking around? This dark chocolate mountain can rip the door right off your car! But that's no excuse for the trollop drooling over him.
There seemed to be one beam of light in the cast. A woman named Kathy (though she was one of the fans, so I don't know why I let my hopes get so high) confronted the homer that ChristianBaitingSocialists always insists on putting in these things. She called him out for being a sodomite and asked him if he wanted to be a woman. So far, so good. But just when I thought she'd go in for the kill with indisputable scripture... she asked if he could be her "gay friend"!
I have more to say about this latest assault on God-fearing families, but my husband, Mr. Whitford, is calling for a sandwich. For now, please just pray that the FCC finds out what's going on and pulls this trash off the airwaves!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I haven't see the program you so graphically describe and I don't want to. I don't even feel the necessity to even read more than the first few sentences of your article to know just how much God-Fearing folk will feel about such sick, degenerate vileness.

This is the very sort of thing that should not be allowed, tolerated or permitted by any self respecting broadcaster.

What a horrible example of satanist filth!

Great Empires fall as rubbish such as this come to take over the population. Look at Rome and Greece - they were all at it like rats up drainpipes - and where are they now? Well, they're all over here dressed as lady-boys!

The End of Time may be upon us.

And on another matter, did Mr Whitford enjoy the sandwich?

Yours disgusted,

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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And on another matter, did Mr Whitford enjoy the sandwich?

Thank you, Mr. Bathfire. He enjoyed it very much. So much so, he had me make him another one, and one for his personal secretary, Bernard.
Still, I would have been back sooner, but my husband, Mr. Whitford, wanted me to wash his feet, then it was time for supper. But I'm back now to warn the congregation about even more I saw on this horrible show.
Do you know that not ONCE did anyone mention Jesus? Nobody prayed, nobody quoted scripture! No wonder television has fallen so far off the right path!
There was a colored woman on that I thought at first was married to the large colored man, but that was until I figured out that nobody on Survival was married to anyone else there. I was shocked when the large colored man (I think his name was Jake) first cuddled up with the young American woman, but then I remembered that's a common thing in their culture which is why there is so much confusion over "baby daddies". I have to say, the colored woman reminded me of my maid, Aunt Jemima. I even had to call her over to make sure she was still in the house! Oh, and before anyone asks, her name isn't really "Aunt Jemima", but I call her that anyway. I call all my maids that. I don't have time to remember every Laqusiha, Laquanda, and Whanita. Some of them complain about it at first, but all it takes is the threat of firing them and they stop being so uppity. You'd think they'd take pride in being named after such a successful one of their kind.
But I'm getting off track! This is why the man is the head of the family, ladies! They are able to keep focused and don't go off rambling over every little thing! In fact, my husband, Mr. Whitford, just smacked my head and told me to get on with the point of this post.
I don't have too much to say about most of the rest of the cast yet. They kept mercifully quiet over most of the show. I'm hoping the one sodomite is the only homer they have, but you never know with ChristBlasphemingStalinists. For all we know, the large, strapping American man with the unseemly tattoos on the fans "tribe" could be a flamer and he could start lisping and prancing any moment now. Fortunately all the women appear to be feminine, if under-dressed, so we're spared any letsbemens corrupting our young ladies. Though I don't know if being a wanton hussy is any better than being a bulldyke. Both are one-way trips to the Lake of Fire.
The only half-way decent person presented was the first to go home (just like the network would want). His name was John Fairplay, and he seemed normal and the only family man on the show. I was concerned that he seemed to lie a lot, and even wore a hat offering to lie for food, and that had me concerned. I even thought he might be a homer at first, with his curly blond hair and the way an elderly Ornimental beat him up, but he started talking about the baby his wife choose to not abort and how he wanted to be there for them - okay, I still think he might be a Demoncrat, or at least a Liebertarian. He needs to find Jesus and toughen up, fast! And to be fair, I wouldn't be surprised if the elderly Ornimental man used kungfu or something on him. Still, he was better than what we've been shown so far!
We still haven't heard from a lot of the fan "tribe" though, so I'm hoping there are some good Christians there who will praise the Lord in front of the cameras and warn the sodomite on their team that if he doesn't choose to be straight again, Satan is waiting to give him the fire enema of all fire enemas.

[SinisterPizza]

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Heyyy....no insulting my Ozzy/Amanda showmance ship (but you can have a go at Parvati Shallow all you like)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Heyyy....no insulting my Ozzy/Amanda showmance ship (but you can have a go at Parvati Shallow all you like)

Ozzy's the Mexican't, isn't he? Shameful! And what's a "showmance"? Speak American! We don't need your hiphoppy slang around here!

[SinisterPizza]

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Ozzy's the Mexican't, isn't he? Shameful! And what's a "showmance"?

The word "showmance" originally came from US Big Brother 7, I think...it means a romance that happens on a Reality Show...usually they don't last, though, and some are just strategy.

And Ozzy nearly won his original season (you know, that one where they had that weird 'battle of the races' twist)...I'd say he's pretty MexiCAN, actually.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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The word "showmance" originally came from US Big Brother 7, I think...it means a romance that happens on a Reality Show...usually they don't last, though, and some are just strategy.

Ah. So it's just another attempt to destroy our language. Nothing Satan and his minions do surprises me anymore. It does make sense from their viewpoint though. Destroy the language, people can't read. People can't read, they can't read the Bible. Unfortunately for them, God always wins.

And Ozzy nearly won his original season (you know, that one where they had that weird 'battle of the races' twist)...I'd say he's pretty MexiCAN, actually.

They had a battle of the races? I'm surprised CommunistsBrainwashingSociety would do something so horribly racist (something we thankfully don't tolerate here) and un-PC. Anyway, "nearly won" means he lost, so he's still a MexiCAN'T. I'd like to shake the hand of the white man who won though.

[SinisterPizza]

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I'd like to shake the hand of the white man who won though.

...A white man didn't win. I think the furthest a white person got in that season might have been 5th....his name was Adam. 4th went to Sundra of the black team, 3rd to Becky of the Asian tribe, 2nd to Ozzy from the Hispanic group, and the winner was Yul, also of the Asian tribe.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Sister mary maria: Thank you, Mr. Bathfire. He enjoyed it very much... Satan is waiting to give him the fire enema of all fire enemas.

Your post (which I have abbreviated but, I hope, retained the essence) is proof, if it were ever required that women should be sheltered from the worldly sins of the ungodly.

This is a true Sodom and Gomorrah, I urge you not to look back.

It reminds me of the time back in ’84 when a party of Landover Gentlemen went on a “Disapproving Tour” of the fleshpots of New York. The sights! You would not wish them to be described! Five of the party failed to make it back. (There is a small, tasteful memorial near to the Golf Course).

PS

There’s a woman with blue hair posting – probably an imperfectly created tool of Satan. I suspect that she is in league with those at CommunistBrainwashingSociety – she seems to know an awful lot about this corrupt televisual show and is suggesting some form of approval. I would request you deny her it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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...A white man didn't win. I think the furthest a white person got in that season might have been 5th....his name was Adam. 4th went to Sundra of the black team, 3rd to Becky of the Asian tribe, 2nd to Ozzy from the Hispanic group, and the winner was Yul, also of the Asian tribe.

An outrage! I bet Dan Rather had something to do with fixing the results so he could do further damage to this country.

There’s a woman with blue hair posting – probably an imperfectly created tool of Satan. I suspect that she is in league with those at CommunistBrainwashingSociety – she seems to know an awful lot about this corrupt televisual show and is suggesting some form of approval. I would request you deny her it.

Thank you for the warning, Mr. Bathfire, but we're well aware of this Hellbound Canuckistani and her attempts to corrupt Godly American folk. If she doesn't watch her step, I can see some infraction points heading her way.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I know it's my duty to watch this degenerate filth so I can track all the sinful, anti-God, anti-family, and anti-America messages spread by the LIEberal media and to note all the companies sponsoring this trash, but I don't know how much longer I can stomach it. The depravity is just sickening.
First there was the sodomite. I can't remember his name, so let's just call him Sheila (he'd be right home in Australia (for now, remember to support and pray for our Mission to Australia! Click on the picture in my signature for more details)). At first I thought the producers were going to do the right thing for once and show the dangers of choosing the homosexual deathstyle. At the challenge, Sheila did what I thought was impossible. He minced and pranced around in the water instead of swimming, compounded by the severe limpness in the wrists. This is just further proof that once a man decides to be a homer, he loses all athletic prowess, which is why there are no sodomite athletes. Of course the opposite goes for letsbemens, who become more athletic the more manly they try to be, which is why there are no heterosexual female athletes. It's horrifying if you ask me. How are they going to find decent husbands if they refuse to act in a more ladylike manner?
Look at me. I'm rambling again! But it's important to show why choosing to be a homosexual is bad for everyone. There's more than just GRID and eternal damnation to worry about!
Sheila's nancyboy flailing in the water naturally disgusted the rest of his team, and they were ready to vote him out so they could finally sleep soundly. The problem here is that would go against the producers promoting the homosexual agenda, which is the only reason I can think of for the normal (though unsaved) tribe members to not vote out Sheila.
On top of promoting the sodomite deathstyle, CoddlingBrazenSodomites made sure to cover their degenerate basis by promoting fornication for those who can't get past their natural revulsion for homosexuality. They showed very graphic images of the spry little Mexican't and an American woman embracing and kissing while half-naked - ON BROADCAST TELEVISION!
It was all so horrifying I can't get past how they send an American woman and a colored woman to live on yet another island together in hopes of getting them to choose bulldykery. They even made them walk and swim from island to island to wear down their defenses, no doubt hoping they would collapse in exhaustion into each other's arms.
In the end it was one of the so-called "fans" sent home, a flagrant hussy who spent most of her time on the island lusting after a tattooed biker type. Don't even get me started on all the tattoos being flaunted around.. Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I have to ask the pastors if they can assign someone else to track this Satanic show as I can't take anymore. On the last episode, they actually had Aunt Jemima ordering around American folk! Can you believe that! It was like a chilling vision of what an Osama Barack presidency would be about. Stop trying to topple the natural order of things, LIEberals!
The only bright spot was that for the first time, they didn't get rid of an American but instead it was the elderly Ornimental man who got the boot. It was shocking, as I expected all the colored folk on the show to stand together and try to defeat the Americans.
Still, it's not enough. I trust everyone got their list of Survival's sponsors after services today and will be calling their head offices tomorrow and will be boycotting them immediately.
I know the Lord doesn't give us any more than we can handle, but to get through this show has taken the fortitude of Job.
Thank you, Jesus, for testing me like this and my faith has remained resolute! You have given me the strength to weather this storm and I praise Your name! Amen!