Bald child in a cripple chair.

[Marshall]

I saw a bald child in the Wal Mart today riding in a wheelchair. I was at once disgusted by the impudence of a child pretending to be crippled so they can ride around in a chair made for retards and old folks but then I noticed a bandana wrapped around what appeared to be a bald head. Bad enough this kid thought it was funny to mock old people(who need no mocking) by pretending to be invalid, but the unisex hairdo under a red bandana really made me wonder.
Are gangs shaving their members now? How do they know which ones are female if they are all bald? And if this kid wasn't in a gang, what was the point in riding in a cripple chair while bald? It's got to be something the Lord doesn't approve of.

Insolent children should be marched and ran, not coddled and pushed around like a soft toy truck. If they want their heads to be shaved they should join the Military like Jesus wants them to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

And what was it doing in WalMart? Shoplifting toys? Or maybe sent in by the joo lawyers at the ACLU, looking to make more money from a lawsuit?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Children today are just too coddled. Like that one you saw today Brother Marshall, their parents won't even make the spoiled brat walk.

[Marshall]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

You know, I've been working on a sermon about how lazy and soft American children have become since Roe v. Wade has allowed Liberals the option of murdering the stronger babies and I think I'm going to add this in to it somewhere.

You should have seen this kid. It was just sitting there while the mother shoved the chair all over the store! The kid got toys and candy and all sorts of treats and gifts. I don't think I've ever seen a more spoiled child in my life and you could tell the mother was unhappy doing it from the way she was crying the whole time. The kid didn't seem to mind at all! Greedy brat. I bet the mother was plenty upset when she had to shave that kids head too. Imagine the nerve of that little ingrate demanding a unisex haircut and refusing to walk. I'd have whipped my kid within an inch of their lives for that kind of disrespect!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The other thing is, I just don't want to see these weird looking cripples out in public. Who needs that? When I go out to WalMart, I don't want my shopping experience ruined by having to see deformed creatures being wheeled up and down the isles by their government-paid keepers. Its just gross.

When I was a boy, people had the common decency to keep their handicapped locked away so we wouldn't have to look at them.

[Marshall]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

Thats just it, this kid had a normal face. It didn't look retarded or deformed other than the huge bald head and pale skin. Probably spends every minute in front of some deviant video game rather than playing football and swimming and running outside like a REAL kid.
I don't GET kids these days. Sure grannies wheelchair was fun to play with but I didn't want to be seen riding in it in public for crying out loud.
That childs mother was in tears from the embarrassment.

[JennyD]

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Why in the world would a True Christian(tm) set foot in a Wal-Mart?!

Were you there to witness to the vile, obese, Unsaved masses, Brother Marshall?

[Marshall]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

I was buying dogfood and Vitalis for my hair.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

I was buying sister Thumper a box of chocolates, and some Purina bear chow.

[Marshall]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

I have to admit, Wal Mart has the best pet food at the best prices. The Vitalis is always fresh and there is always some pimply faced kid willing to change the batteries in my watch at 2am if it needs doing. Honestly it seems too easy for minimum wage.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Heck, they should pay Wal-Mart for the privilege of working there, I say. And furthermore, what ever happened to locking up deformed & crippled kids in the basement? Those were the good old days.

[Marshall]

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Did you know that here the Wal Mart actually has it's own retard wheelchairs for customers to use? They are right be the front doors!
It's like they don't even care that there might be decent folks buying food and coveralls that might have to see those things.

[The Adversary]

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Did you know that here the Wal Mart actually has it's own retard wheelchairs for customers to use? They are right be the front doors!
It's like they don't even care that there might be decent folks buying food and coveralls that might have to see those things.

Well, we all know that those wheelchairs by the door are for their favorite customers, the Double-Wides that are there to purchase food in bulk.


I have to say, every night I drive off the highway and around the corner on an exit ramp there is a huge billboard of a fiendish zombie grimacing fiercely at me. It's head is bald and luminescent and it's eyes are like poached eggs in the socket and it gives me quite a turn. Then I see it is a poor diseased child that some organization is exploiting in exchange for painkillers (or kickbacks to the parents) and it surely makes me wonder...

For a sick, twisted second I was about to dig up an image and post it here but I decided not to search. For one thing, it is cruel to gawk at the poor creature and for another I would not want to be accused of defiling your Godly forums.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Bald child in a cripple chair.

Did you know that here the Wal Mart actually has it's own retard wheelchairs for customers to use? They are right be the front doors!

Well, we all know that those wheelchairs by the door are for their favorite customers, the Double-Wides that are there to purchase food in bulk.

How dreadful! There are no Wal Marts in New Zealand, but we too suffer the so-called "disabled"; for example, parking spaces set aside for crippled lazybones are always situated closest to the shops, which seems rather illogical ... after all, it's not like they have to walk the distance as we do! Oh no, they just smugly wheel their way ahead of us, gloating in the good fortune at having the rest of world come second to their convenience. The injustice really makes my blood boil, as these ingrates can wheel faster than I can walk, and usually get to that last carton of milk before I can, due to their unfair advantage - an advantage that begins in the parking lot!

I believe any anger directed towards these arrogant and self-serving layabouts is a righteous anger; thank you, Marshall, for bringing these crippled psychopaths to Landover's attention.

[Mr. Jingles]

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They even think they have the right to eat regularly, like normal people do-what nerve.