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02-18-2008, 07:20 AM

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

If Jesus had a little mercy in him to forgive, I say bring him back. But only if he stops being such a pervert! Is that possible for him?

I say he comes back very humble. If he can't do that, then hell is his final judgement without parole just like Jesus would do.

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02-18-2008, 07:23 AM

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Roberta, I don't think you have much room to talk.

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02-18-2008, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by Seeker View Post

Roberta, I don't think you have much room to talk.

I noticed her, erm, "standards" were constantly dropping.

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02-18-2008, 07:45 AM

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I suppose Hitoshi should be allowed back; he seemed harmless, even if he was a perverted little tard.

I thought that he was Korean, not Japanese. I guess they do all look & sound alike.
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02-18-2008, 07:46 AM

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Pastor Ezekiel, you and I both know a vote for this man, will lead to an innevitable decision, one that you've already made. So I ask you, is it worth it for this, Hitoshi person, to be allowed to visit this forums if there's a remote chance of saving him from eternal damnation? Or is his arrogance only going to cause more problems that outweh the chance of converting him?

I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

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02-18-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

That said, we have a strong Japanese Catholic community in Southeast Wisconsin...I vote YES, because if you let him back, maybe I could lead him to the Trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit)

Major Tom, we know what things you'd lead a male student to, and the one that comes closest to being fit to mention in public is Mary-hailing.

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02-18-2008, 10:35 AM

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I voted no. I don't care about that chink. If I hit him with my truck I'd feel absolutely nothing.
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02-18-2008, 01:19 PM

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I Voted NO!
Whatever reason, a Pastor is ALWAYS right.

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02-18-2008, 01:38 PM

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Ofcourse NOT!. Stupid budha whoreshiper.

Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
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02-18-2008, 01:43 PM

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I agree with Pastor Ezekiel's decision, since he's obviously smarter than me and makes better decisions. My only concern is that now Hitoshi is out on his college campus trying to pick up women, where he might inadvertently pick up herpes. While he was here trying to pick up women, he may have been inadvertently picking up Jesus. I think we can all agree that Jesus is better than herpes.

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02-18-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post

My only concern is that now Hitoshi is out on his college campus trying to pick up women, where he might inadvertently pick up herpes. While he was here trying to pick up women, he may have been inadvertently picking up Jesus. I think we can all agree that Jesus is better than herpes.

I like the logical approach you took to that which should satisfy even the vilest Christ mockers running loose on our board. However, I think Hitoshi getting herpes would be pretty funny. I voted no again.
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02-18-2008, 02:28 PM

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I personally voted with Pastor Ezekiel on this one as I would always do. But maybe, just maybe Hitoshi could be saved? I would leave that decision up to the pastors though.

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02-18-2008, 02:33 PM

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Sister Victory, I think that is the most succinct witnessing to the Lord I have read in some time. Here is how it would look on a bumper sticker:

However, it might be uplifting to visitors to see our obvious moral and spiritual superiority contrasted with the posts of an amoral, depraved bongo like Hitoshi...

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02-18-2008, 03:14 PM

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i vote yes coz i dun think ne1 should b banned 4 disargeeing with u just coz ur christains as long as dey dun troll. trolls r stupid.

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02-18-2008, 03:22 PM

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Yes, I welcome the ravings of a Godless slant who lusts after White women. 1040.00%

No, of course not. I agree with Pastor Ezekiel on everything. 1560.00%

Just look at the latest poll results! Sickening! And some of you "people" choose to call yourselves Christian!!!

(I won't be polled on how I voted, will I? Only because....I DON'T LIKE POLLS! I THINK THEY'RE SINFUL!!!)
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