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  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092

    #76
    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

    Hitoshi, referring to A Christian Book of the Seasons: "sound like trashy romance novel"

    Why, you....! It really hurts when you step on a guy's prose.

    Christian nature writing in the lyrical tradition of Alfred Joyce Kilmer has nothing in common with potboiler novels like "The Earth Only Moves Twice" and "Soft Sands, Pounding Breakers".

    Sir, this is the high mark to which we calibrate our literary sights:

    I think that I shall never see
    A poem lovely as a tree.

    A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
    Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

    A tree that looks at God all day,
    And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

    A tree that may in summer wear
    A nest of robins in her hair;

    Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
    Who intimately lives with rain.

    Poems are made by fools like me,
    But only God can make a tree.

    But I suppose that you are "make all horny" by the the imagery of sucking on breasts and snowy bosoms and whatnot. I begin to regret that I did not vote for bastinado instead of banning.

    ~~ OEJ

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #77
      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

      You know OEJ, Kilmer was an RC and God smote him for writing euphemistic pornography like that!
      Last edited by Roberta; 02-19-2008, 03:49 PM. Reason: typo
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • One-eyed Jack
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 1092

        #78
        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

        ...And that, Roberta, is why we need more Godly True Christian nature writers. God's mighty work upon the Earth manifests His glory, and we should bring the power of words to celebrate His Creation!

        True Christian BAPTIST words!

        ~~ OEJ

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #79
          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

          the terrorist are not gone away. they still want hurt you.



          who is keep you safe? pastor Ezekiel? he rather play with children when terrorist attack.



          like many teenage girl pastor ezekiel is good babysitter

          only Hitoshi is tough on terrorist okay


          Vote Hitoshi or terrorist win

          HITOSHI...MAKING LANDOVER SAFE
          Last edited by Brother V; 02-19-2008, 08:32 PM.

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #80
            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

            okay you guys need quit edit my post. I am use fuusui (feng shui) for organize and lay out all my picture and your primitive mind are not understand. it need be very specific for lucky energy.

            if I lose election I am blame on rearrange of my pictures.

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            • Brother V
              True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3481

              #81
              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              okay you guys need quit edit my post. I am use fuusui (feng shui) for organize and lay out all my picture and your primitive mind are not understand. it need be very specific for lucky energy.

              if I lose election I am blame on rearrange of my pictures.
              Listen here you little ungrateful slanty eyed miscreant! If I didn't do those edits your posts would look like this

              [quote=hitoshi why i baned i not hurt no one i thought you christians [/quote]

              [color=purple this is stupid pastor zeke not handsome man [/color]
              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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              • Mr Godwin
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 123

                #82
                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                Originally posted by Brother V View Post

                Listen here you little ungrateful slanty eyed miscreant! If I didn't do those edits your posts would look like this

                [color=purple this is stupid pastor zeke not handsome man [/color]
                I'm smiling, that's what. I'm not a man who smiles easily. This post makes me smile, Mr Brother V. That's telling the ching chong. I just have to smile.

                Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #83
                  Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  He insulted delicate Miss Maisie! (And less-delicate me and M&Ms.)
                  What did he say about me? Didn't he say anything insulting about ME?!

                  Vile little chink anyway

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                  • Dr. Zaius
                    Member of Landover Zoological Society
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 249

                    #84
                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                    I voted to allow him to stay. Until there is some kind of system set up for banning ALL the cretins from this board, I don't think singling out one fool is reasonable.
                    Ack!

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                    • Hitoshi
                      Professor of Engrish
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 446

                      #85
                      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                      immigrant are destroy america. they are strong and they are trying take over.




                      Pastor ezekiel say he is tough on immigration. but he never talk about childhood or say what is last name.



                      he is not want you know about boyhood in small mexican village or that last name is sanchez. pastor ezekiel is not tough on immigrant because is immigrant. he also like wear frilly dress.



                      more hot sauce for your chalupa pastor?

                      vote Hitoshi...he keep immigrant out of landover



                      HITOSHI...TOUGH ON IMMIGRATION

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #86
                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                        Hitachi, what exactly do those pictures of Frida Kahlo have to do with whether or not you should be banned from Landover?
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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #87
                          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                          Oh.my.GOD, Hitonme is now ahead by one vote. Are Politics becoming....corrupt?

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                          • Juliette
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 705

                            #88
                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Hitachi, what exactly do those pictures of Frida Kahlo have to do with whether or not you should be banned from Landover?
                            You're sure it's that Mexican bitch? These pics are confusing me.

                            I was thinking of this guy or the chink was insulting our well respected member Uri Tardehd.


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                            • Juliette
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 705

                              #89
                              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              Oh.my.GOD, Hitonme is now ahead by one vote. Are Politics becoming....corrupt?

                              Well. As the voting has to pass Sister M&M's husband his Diebold voting machine I'm sure Jesus will make sure what He wants.


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                              • Hitoshi
                                Professor of Engrish
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 446

                                #90
                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                I would be willing to try to help Hitoshi learn about the Love of Christ.

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