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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #106
    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

    Glory!

    I have my doubts about the results though. Could it be that our older members accidently clicked on the first option? They are very close together, and it might be that they wanted to vote for banning nipshop.

    Can we ask for a recount on those 22 votes?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Hibachi
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      • Feb 2008
      • 42

      #107
      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

      Me speak good engrish and me think Hitoshi shourd be arrowed back! Me Hitoshi number one fan! Hitoshi and me speak ching chong togedder and date white women! Ah so!

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      • Hitoshi
        Professor of Engrish
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 446

        #108
        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

        Originally posted by Hibachi View Post
        Me speak good engrish and me think Hitoshi shourd be arrowed back! Me Hitoshi number one fan! Hitoshi and me speak ching chong togedder and date white women! Ah so!
        get lost okay bizarro hitoshi.



        you are not man enough fill my tights

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        • Hibachi
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          • Feb 2008
          • 42

          #109
          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

          Herro Hitoshi my yerrow blother! You want wear tights with me? Okiedokie Joe! Me love you long time! Ah so!

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #110
            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

            okay ha ha. I am tired you guy alway mock me. you can not fire me I quit okay. GOODBYE landover forever (this time is SERIOUS).


            I am still want wish everybody good luck in their life and in spirit of jesus I am forgive all you.

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            • Hibachi
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              • Feb 2008
              • 42

              #111
              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

              Why you so mad? You me fliends! We go meet white women or you have to many white woman and become clacker too? You a white clacker now? No you not, you me fliends! Ah so chop suey sushi! See? We talk chingchong as fliends!

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #112
                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

                ... okay GOODBYE landover forever (this time is SERIOUS) ...
                Ooooh you're not really leaving us, are you Hisushi-san? (ooooh tell noddy you're only bluffing)
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Juliette
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 705

                  #113
                  Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                  Originally posted by Hibachi View Post
                  Why you so mad? You me fliends! We go meet white women or you have to many white woman and become clacker too? You a white clacker now? No you not, you me fliends! Ah so chop suey sushi! See? We talk chingchong as fliends!
                  Welcome sister,

                  But why so hostile and women - hating??

                  Did you already introduced yourself in the introduction forum?

                  Tell us about yourself and about your favorite bible verses. (KJV only)


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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #114
                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                    Ooooh you're not really leaving us, are you Hisushi-san? (ooooh tell noddy you're only bluffing)
                    I kind of hate to see him go too, Sister Noddy. He was probably afraid of Pastor Ezekiel though. As we saw from WWII, nips are a little on the cowardly side. It seems Hitoshi is no exception.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #115
                      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                      Well now he reveals his true colors: yellow and yellower. He's a cut-and-run liberal who can't stay the course. He wants everything his way, and throws a tantrum anytime things don't please him. He refuses to accept Jesus and then expects a reward for that unrighteous behavior.

                      Now that the tide has turned, the little puke is running away. But being the sneaky demon he is, I'm sure this is all a ploy to trick us into letting our defenses down. He has something up his kimono sleeve, you can count on it.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Hibachi
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 42

                        #116
                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                        Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                        Welcome sister,

                        But why so hostile and women - hating??

                        Did you already introduced yourself in the introduction forum?

                        Tell us about yourself and about your favorite bible verses. (KJV only)
                        Me no hostire! Me ruv women and date white woman rike Hitoshisan! Me so Chinee chinky Nip me have tiny tarrywhacka rike hamsta so Chinee chinky Nip fliends must folnicated togedda to prease roose white woman! Me all leady intloduce Hibachi in folum after me play to fat Chinee chinky Nip booda!

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #117
                          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                          Originally posted by Hibachi View Post
                          date white woman rike Hitoshisan!
                          I don't speak niplish or whatever it's called, but did you just say Hitoshi is a white woman?
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Justina Thyme
                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 1718

                            #118
                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                            (Sigh.) I did hope it wouldn't come to this. I, too, shall miss him.

                            Still, it is as it is. Perhaps someday Hotishit will realize the error of his ways and come back with his hat (or whatever it is that chinkees wear on their heads) in his hand and his heart right with Jesus. Of course, he will certainly have to do much to prove his sincerity, but I have no doubt that our good Pastors will know how to handle this, should the occasion ever arise.

                            But who or what is that "fliend" (?) of his, that "Hibachi" character? And where on earth (I must presume) did he/it come from? I may well have nightmares from looking at that avatar!
                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #119
                              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                              Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                              But who or what is that "fliend" (?) of his, that "Hibachi" character? And where on earth (I must presume) did he/it come from? I may well have nightmares from looking at that avatar!
                              I suspect that it's some fun-loving True Christian™ having a little fun with some "yellowface" and teasing Hitosi. All in good fun.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Hibachi
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                                • Feb 2008
                                • 42

                                #120
                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                okay ha ha. I am tired you guy alway mock me. you can not fire me I quit okay. GOODBYE landover forever (this time is SERIOUS).
                                Me so velly solly Hitoshisan! Me no mock you, me ruv you rong time! We fliends Chinee chinky Nip must stick togedda! All we have is fat booda who do nothing for us and dey have Jesus Christ in dere rives! Me no want burn in Hell with just my other birrion Chinee chinky Nip fliends! Me want burn with you and we date white woman togedda!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I suspect that it's some fun-loving True Christian™ having a little fun with some "yellowface" and teasing Hitosi. All in good fun.
                                Me wish me Tlue Christian! Den me don't burn arways for etelnity for being unsaved Chinee chinky Nip!

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