[Hitoshi]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I am a forgiver, but there are some conditions.

• You will henceforth study harder to learn how to speak God's preferred language, American.

I am already speak american English. is everybody understand me? that mean I speaking english. I am only promise for learn speak better (and write).

• You will cease and desist from making lewd comments at all the ladies on this forum.

give me break that is total cramp my style. I only agree for not make comment at landover christian lady. all other lady are fair game.

• You will cease and desist from making homersexural passes at me or any other Man on this forum. That includes posting ridiculously amateurish faked photographs of me in various absurd postures.

okay this one no problem but I am not care for your word choice..."ridiculously amateurish faked photographs". is RUDE. I am agree for this but I am change your word to "clever photoshop pictures" okay.

• And lastly, you will click on the Paypal button and send Jesus a large Love Offering immediately. I know you chinks have money from all those lead-painted toys you make, so cough it up for Christ!

I am college student. I only agree for give SMALL offering.

I will now accept your heartfelt acknowledgment of my benevolence and magnitude.

I hope you are not mind I make some small change to your condition. thank you for let me stay landover!! You are cool dude and number one guy!!

[Brother V]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Don't worry Hitoshi! Your from a country with ...great beer!

Please explain this.

Thank you.

YIC
V

[SUV]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Oh, thank you too much for showing up and ignoring me AGAIN, Hitonme!

I think you've got a 'thing' for Pastor Ezekiel, and maybe that's why you've been carrying that hamster all around with you.
Revolting

[Wide-Open]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I only agree for give SMALL offering.

Yes, we clearly established that before.

[Hibachi]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Ah so! Anudda gleat victoly fo Chinee chinky Nips! We beat Amelicans in Vietnam because of riberal hippies and we beat Amelicans again because of riberal hippies who turn back on God! Hoolay! Now we mally white woman and move into you neighbolhood and take you jobs! Ah so, gleat victoly!

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Ah so! Anudda gleat victoly fo Chinee chinky Nips! We beat Amelicans in Vietnam because of riberal hippies and we beat Amelicans again because of riberal hippies who turn back on God! Hoolay! Now we mally white woman and move into you neighbolhood and take you jobs! Ah so, gleat victoly!

Not a bright one for learning are you. Here you are getting a second chance and yet you still decide to be a obnoxious knob.

[Brother V]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Not a bright one for learning are you. Here you are getting a second chance and yet you still decide to be a obnoxious knob.

*psst* Hitoshi and Hibachi are two different people.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

*psst* Hitoshi and Hibachi are two different people.

He's probably someone who thinks they all smell the same anyway, Brother V.

Personally, I'd still would like to hear about the "great beers of Japan" though, as would you.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

*psst* Hitoshi and Hibachi are two different people.

Oh oops ..Thanks for the correction

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

*psst* Hitoshi and Hibachi are two different people.

Really? It's so hard to tell. Dang, they all look alike, don't they?

[Scheherazade]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I am already speak american English. is everybody understand me? that mean I speaking english. I am only promise for learn speak better (and write).

give me break that is total cramp my style. I only agree for not make comment at landover christian lady. all other lady are fair game.

Come now, Hitoshi, you may give the rest of us foreigners bad reputations. We foreigners or immigrants need to cooperate, so that the saved American citizens may enjoy our presence.

In Iran, they teach English classes. Did they not offer such classes in Japan while you were there?

Also, I'm not sure it's very polite to categorize us non-Christian women, even those who aren't attempting to save themselves as I am, as "fair game".

Then again, my gender gives me no authority to criticize you, so I expect I will receive a scolding soon enough.

[Brother V]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Come now, Hitoshi, you may give the rest of us foreigners bad reputations. We foreigners or immigrants need to cooperate, so that the saved American citizens may enjoy our presence.

In Iran, they teach English classes. Did they not offer such classes in Japan while you were there?

Also, I'm not sure it's very polite to categorize us non-Christian women, even those who aren't attempting to save themselves as I am, as "fair game".

Then again, my gender gives me no authority to criticize you, so I expect I will receive a scolding soon enough.

You sure do have pretty eyes.

YIC
V

[JennyD]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I think you've got a 'thing' for Pastor Ezekiel, and maybe that's why you've been carrying that hamster all around with you.
Revolting

Hamster? Do tell.

Then again, my gender gives me no authority to criticize you, so I expect I will receive a scolding soon enough.

Miss S, you are actually trying to become Saved(tm). I have a feeling you will achieve your goal soon; as a female en route to Jesus, you are certainly qualified to pass some judgments on Hitoshi, a devil-worshipping monkey who hates Jesus.

Pastors, can we at least ban Hibachi? He's just annoying, and not nearly so clever as Hitachi.

[SUV]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Hamster? Do tell.

Here it is, Sister JennyD - Straight off the Internet! Cheeky little rodent, isn't it?:



No, wait, that isn't the one I had in mind.....Okay, I think it looked more like this:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Personally, I'd still would like to hear about the "great beers of Japan" though, as would you.

That would be the world's shortest post.

They drink fermented rice wine over there. And the only beer they have is Godly Amercan Bud.