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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: I'm being Sued!!

    Originally posted by PantsLess Avalon View Post
    I don't ever want to come back here.
    yet I forsee the return of miss PantsLessAvalon... It's like a bad habit you can't keep away.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271

      #17
      Re: I'm being Sued!!

      Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
      i thought jesus loved animals
      are you callling Jesus a sheep sodomiser!!!???
      Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 02-24-2008, 11:10 AM. Reason: fixed quote
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Priestess Avalon
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Feb 2008
        • 57

        #18
        Re: I'm being Sued!!

        OK ok, why did you connect love to sex? love in my phrase was the same as if i said like..

        I thought Jesus liked animals
        I thought jesus wouldnt want anybody to harm of kill an animal for their personal pleasure.

        My mother told me yesterday, she said that jesus accept we kill an animal if it's to eat, not for personal satisfaction.

        Since i don't like myself killing fishs, i put them back in the lake if i go fishing.
        I can't imagine myself even killing a fish. I let fishers do it then i buy it in the supermarket.

        Why kill an innocent bird? WHY? the bird didn't bite you as far as i know?!

        Explain me exactly why you killed the bird...with a reason that i could maybe judge reasonable.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: I'm being Sued!!

          Originally posted by Priestess Avon View Post
          OK ok, why did you connect love to sex? love in my phrase was the same as if i said like..

          I thought Jesus liked animals
          I thought jesus wouldnt want anybody to harm of kill an animal for their personal pleasure.

          My mother told me yesterday, she said that jesus accept we kill an animal if it's to eat, not for personal satisfaction.

          Since i don't like myself killing fishs, i put them back in the lake if i go fishing.
          I can't imagine myself even killing a fish. I let fishers do it then i buy it in the supermarket.

          Why kill an innocent bird? WHY? the bird didn't bite you as far as i know?!

          Explain me exactly why you killed the bird...with a reason that i could maybe judge reasonable.
          You're just a hypocrite who wants to enjoy the flesh but doesn't want to see it slaughtered.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Priestess Avalon
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Feb 2008
            • 57

            #20
            Re: I'm being Sued!!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You're just a hypocrite who wants to enjoy the flesh but doesn't want to see it slaughtered.

            go ahead call me an hypocrit, i don't care what names you call me.

            But remember you like flesh as much as i do and maybe even more than me!
            And don't tell me you dislike..yesterday you were ready that i post personal nude pictures..

            unfortunatly i don't go that low, to have nude pictures of myself..i have dignity.

            May the the only thing that you will appreciate of me is that i don't go in everybody's beds, i'm not a single mother, I wait to have a very good person in my life to have childrens.

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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #21
              Re: I'm being Sued!!

              Her unicorn post was obviously a cut and paste job. In reality, Abalone's engrish is just a wee bit better than Homoshi's!
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • anon11
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2008
                • 23

                #22
                Re: I'm being Sued!!

                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
                It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
                I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
                Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
                Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
                What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?


                your joking right?

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                • Offcr. Albert Martin
                  Unsaved Meter Maid
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 250

                  #23
                  Re: I'm being Sued!!

                  I hate to tell you this, but Brother Guy is guilty according to his testimony.

                  Now, he could plead insanity, but he'd still have to reimburse the pet-store owner, as well as pay the kids' therapy bills.

                  Haven't you heard of the Seventh Commandment before? (My brother told me it's the Eighth to you)
                  Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                  • Justin Bill
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 63

                    #24
                    Re: I'm being Sued!!

                    Originally posted by anon11 View Post
                    your joking right?
                    This is SERIOUS!!!!

                    if you want to get banned, just keep on blaspheming our glorious true christians amoung us.

                    would you call the 700 club a joke?

                    would you call jerry fallwell or benny hinn a joke?

                    show me where in the Bible it says anything about animal abuse... all it says is to not have sex with them
                    Ephesians 6:9
                    9And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.

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                    • anon11
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 23

                      #25
                      Re: I'm being Sued!!

                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      I hate to tell you this, but Brother Guy is guilty according to his testimony.

                      Now, he could plead insanity, but he'd still have to reimburse the pet-store owner, as well as pay the kids' therapy bills.

                      Haven't you heard of the Seventh Commandment before? (My brother told me it's the Eighth to you)
                      i think killing a bird in the middle of a pet store and lighting it aflame in the name of religion sounds insane enough.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: I'm being Sued!!

                        Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                        I hate to tell you this, but Brother Guy is guilty according to his testimony.

                        Now, he could plead insanity, but he'd still have to reimburse the pet-store owner, as well as pay the kids' therapy bills.

                        Haven't you heard of the Seventh Commandment before? (My brother told me it's the Eighth to you)
                        Originally posted by anon11 View Post
                        i think killing a bird in the middle of a pet store and lighting it aflame in the name of religion sounds insane enough.
                        What makes you think that we are interested in the opinions of either of you wads of unsaved scum.

                        Jesus will judge Brother Guy, and no other.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Offcr. Albert Martin
                          Unsaved Meter Maid
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 250

                          #27
                          Re: I'm being Sued!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          What makes you think that we are interested in the opinions of either of you wads of unsaved scum.

                          Jesus will judge Brother Guy, and no other.
                          But the Bible does tell you to obey secular law. When my brother started using the Acts 5:29 line, it's because you used it first, and he wanted to show you how foolish it was.
                          Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: I'm being Sued!!

                            Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                            But the Bible does tell you to obey secular law. When my brother started using the Acts 5:29 line, it's because you used it first, and he wanted to show you how foolish it was.
                            Well I'll give you that much. Your brother is an expert at demonstrating foolishness.

                            Just out of curiosity, how many times has he been arrested for buggering boys? And how much did the nazi pope pay you to "lose" the files and silence the boy's family?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Offcr. Albert Martin
                              Unsaved Meter Maid
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 250

                              #29
                              Re: I'm being Sued!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Well I'll give you that much. Your brother is an expert at demonstrating foolishness.

                              Just out of curiosity, how many times has he been arrested for buggering boys? And how much did the nazi pope pay you to "lose" the files and silence the boy's family?
                              My brother is not a child molester. You wrongly assume all of them are.

                              If you want to assume all of our priests are hellbound, I can't stop you. Just don't make false criminal accusations, or I'll recommend my brother sue you for slander!
                              Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: I'm being Sued!!

                                Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                                My brother is not a child molester. You wrongly assume all of them are.

                                If you want to assume all of our priests are hellbound, I can't stop you. Just don't make false criminal accusations, or I'll recommend my brother sue you for slander!
                                Your brother is a boy buggering papist dog. We have the evidence.

                                Bring it on.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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