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Re: I'm being Sued!!
Maybe an officer Wiggum avatar is more appropriate for the scum knob.
Maybe an officer Wiggum avatar is more appropriate for the scum knob.
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(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. -
Re: I'm being Sued!!
Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
Wow, thanks for arranging my new nic Brother Guy, if I keep this up I may end up as "ihaveeveryreasontobelieveiknoweverything"!
Sometimes I just crack me up....
Thanks to the mod who did this.
Cheers, ihavehalfanidea.Comment
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Re: I'm being Sued!!
Originally posted by ihavehalfanidea View Post
Dear ihavehalfanidea. I certainly did not arrange your name change. I suspect a certain Pastor may have rewarded you for your unquestioning and complete apology.
Consider yourself lucky, priveleged, fortunate and still unsaved trash. Now do something to prove you deserve such unwarranted and hitherto unheard of courtesy.
Do you see the paypal button? bandwidth isnt free....and neither is salvation!! PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE COLLECTION PLATE!!!The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Re: I'm being Sued!!
I'm pretty sure you are referring to the honorable Chief Wiggum.Originally posted by ForGodsSake View PostComment
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Re: I'm being Sued!!
Calm down before you have a stroke. Actually. Fallwell hinn and the 700 club are all pretty hilarious in their own light. They seem to be only people using god to rake in cash for their own profit. Not very christian in the least bitOriginally posted by Justin Bill View Post
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Re: I'm being Sued!!
FYI, Jesus killed Pastor Falwell at home sitting at his desk just recently.Originally posted by anon11 View PostCalm down before you have a stroke. Actually. Fallwell hinn and the 700 club are all pretty hilarious in their own light. They seem to be only people using god to rake in cash for their own profit. Not very christian in the least bit
Show a little respect, punk.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: I'm being Sued!!
score one for jesus.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostFYI, Jesus killed Pastor Falwell at home sitting at his desk just recently.
Show a little respect, punk.
i wonder what his weapon of choice is.Comment
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(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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Re: I'm being Sued!!
You'll find out soon enough, maggot. Keep mocking Jesus and He'll kill you dead and send you hurling down to a lake of fire.Originally posted by anon11 View Post
Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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