[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A Confession

Mr./Miss Schadenfreude and the Mary-hailing doughnut-eater should get along really well. After, all, Officer Martin, when you go to your "church" and play-act at being Christian, you go up to a dress-wearing priest to take the death cookie, and the head of your "church" struts around in the most fabulous Prada pumps.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: A Confession

Mr./Miss Schadenfreude and the Mary-hailing doughnut-eater should get along really well. After, all, Officer Martin, when you go to your "church" and play-act at being Christian, you go up to a dress-wearing priest to take the death cookie, and the head of your "church" struts around in the most fabulous Prada pumps.

The "death cookie"? That's pure BLASPHEMY! (It's Jesus; Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity)

Read John 6 and get your mind right!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A Confession

The "death cookie"? That's pure BLASPHEMY! (It's Jesus; Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity)

Read John 6 and get your mind right!

I have read John 6, in the KJV, not your made-up "Bible." In fact, we've had this discussion a few times with your brother, Major Tom. Maybe you can ask him to recap it for you.

Also, I can't help noticing that you didn't bother rebutting my other points.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Confession

Hey look, a heretic!

Anybody got some lighter fluid?

Were is Jesus' America sunshine, that makes you the Heretic.

Quit ducking the question Candle Lighter. Does the Catholic church treat women as second class? Yes or no?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: A Confession

Were is Jesus' America sunshine, that makes you the Heretic.

Quit ducking the question Candle Lighter. Does the Catholic church treat women as second class? Yes or no?

No, but Jesus appointed only men as the Twelve, so only men may be ordained priests.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: A Confession

<<<<<<<<<<Hey look a heretic .

Your quick to point and accuse buddy. Prove what you say.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Confession

No, but Jesus appointed only men as the Twelve, so only men may be ordained priests.

I see, so woman are only so good? In other words they need to sit down and shut up and do as their husbands tell them to. At lest you Catholics got that much right.

So if a woman isn't worthy of being a priest then how is she worthy of being worshiped as a goddess? Eh?

[Scheherazade]

Re: A Confession

You're not a bastard, are you, CherFacade? Bastards are not permitted to enter the Lord's congregation, until after the tenth generation.

I am not a bastard child, fortunately. My parents do seem to be major sinners, so I was likely made this way to punish them. My siblings were born normal, but I am the youngest child.

1.) Do you have a tallywhacker?

Yes, I was born with that appendage.

2.) Do you have woman parts?

I have breasts and functioning female internal organs.

3.) Depending on the outcome of your first two answers, are you seeking a True Christian wife or husband?

Either, I would imagine whichever would be considered "normal".

4.) Depending on the outcome of your first two answers, are you physically capable of becoming pregnant?

Yes, I am actually capable of becoming pregnant, but birth would likely require surgical assistance.

5.) In light of your claim to psychological asexually, are you stating that you have never had any form of genital erection whatsoever?

No, I have felt no such attraction to anything or anyone to have a sexual erection, it only occurs when I must urinate and haven't done so for some time.

6.) Have you ever been molested by your father, brothers, uncles, or neighborhood boys? (It would be highly irregular if you answered "no" seeing that the italians got their family buggering ways through the intermixing with arab moors; however, you are a very irregular case.)

Yes, sadly.

7.) Have you had any present or past intentions to self-explode?

No, I hope to remain in one piece, save any much-needed surgery, of course.

8.) Was your previous statement in another thread attesting to the fact that you do not bath regularly a lie also or are you just as dirty and unwashed as the rest of your odorous sand scrawling sub-species?

I bathe when we stop in towns or cities, or if we happen to stumble upon an oasis. We stop about once every month or so, so I remain unwashed for long periods of time.

So Mrs. Sharade: are you an ex-dyke?

No, I am not a former lesbian, I am this way due to a birth defect.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A Confession

No, but Jesus appointed only men as the Twelve, so only men may be ordained priests.

No, but yes.

[Scheherazade]

Re: A Confession

I nearly forgot.

Mr. WO, I have visited Iran once in my life, but it was actually one of the poorer areas.

I am truthfully an Egyptian with Persian ancestry, as I had stated earlier.

[Brother Habbo]

Re: A Confession

We exchanged photos in your thread in the Christian Singles forum, and I really liked your picture.

I am a bit confused now, because I still like your picture, even though I know what I know now.

Pastors, please help me. S/he has breasts and a vagina. Does that make her enough of a woman so that being with her is not gay? Even though she also has a penis? It's not gay unless the b*lls touch, right?

[Nobar King]

Re: A Confession

I'm trying not to think about it so it doesn't make me gay.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: A Confession

Are you always a man in our LORDS eye's despite trying or becoming a woman. Maybe our Blessed Pastor Ezekiel can give us some scripture on this.

[Scheherazade]

Re: A Confession

I am unsure as to what the Lord views me as. Again, I possess male genitalia, but the rest of my body is naturally female.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: A Confession

I am unsure as to what the Lord views me as. Again, I possess male genitalia, but the rest of my body is naturally female.

Now that you are wearing a sensible hijab like any normal sandcrawler, I can finally see your face and I think you look like a girl! Do the sensible thing and get an operation to have that (Jesus forgive noddy) man thing you've got removed!

Oh and try to wash more often than just once a month at an oasis somewhere in the desert, Jesus would appreciate it!