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  • JennyD
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    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #61
    Re: Soapy?

    Originally posted by tLakota View Post
    I loved your post and the article made me laugh! Thank you very much for that information! Maybe now I'll look and see if there are any sites with Norwegian old timers that make soap. By the way, did the soap you helped make have a scent when it was done curing? Did you get a chance to use it?
    Yes, we didn't have much choice while she was working at the orphanage.

    The soap smelled rather fishy. Honestly, I think she got her recipes mixed up.

    Her lutefisk simply reeked of lavender, and had oatmeal in it.
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    • tLakota
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      • Dec 2007
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      #62
      Re: Soapy?

      LOL!!!!! That's hilarious!!!
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      • Seeker
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        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #63
        Re: Soapy?

        they say in the black community 'fried, dyed, and laid to the side'.
        That was one of my favorite sayings and I made a lot of money selling products to people like you.

        If it makes you feel better, the white community, was 'canary crotch fuzz.'

        Paul Mitchell helped me out.(training) Actually he died from the horrors of aids. I had the honor to meet John Paul. I am sure he is doomed for hell though too. He created a nice friendly chemical relaxer.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #64
          Re: Soapy?

          Originally posted by tLakota View Post
          In that case I'll have to pass, sorry. I'm not light skinned in any way. If the paper is 'peachy' colored, and I have to pass that, the lightest part that may pass is my fingernails and palms. ^-^ Thank you for the invitation though. I don't act up and I'm nice and respectful to elders, but I couldn't pass the paper bag test to save my life. If judgment was based on character and personality on a case by case basis I would definitely go, but if that is not possible I simply can't go.
          Post a pic of yourself and I will have to make an executive decision. As the president of the alumni association I do have alittle sway in the admissions department. Could you at least pass the brown paper bag test?

          You seem to have so much potential. I'd really hate to see you not get Saved and burn in Hell for all eternity.
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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #65
            Re: Soapy?

            Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
            Thank you for your kindness, Mr. Lebeau.
            The pleasure is all mine, Sched... shermezer... Scheherazade.

            So what cities will your caravan be pulling into and when? Do you have a regular routine that you can tell us where you'll be within the next month? If so it will make the pick-up that much more easier seeing as we'll have a good month to plan the extraction. PRAISE JESUS!!!!
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            • tLakota
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              • Dec 2007
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              #66
              Re: Soapy?

              Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
              Post a pic of yourself and I will have to make an executive decision. As the president of the alumni association I do have alittle sway in the admissions department. Could you at least pass the brown paper bag test?

              You seem to have so much potential. I'd really hate to see you not get Saved and burn in Hell for all eternity.
              Again, I'm already saved, but I don't know if I could pass that or not. I've never personally done the test for myself. I'll post a pic when I'm done fasting, but by then, if I'm out in the sun for a while I'll get even darker than I usually am. I have to admit that I don't understand why skin color is such a big deal. You know? It has nothing to do with my behavior, sir. In fact, I'm not sure why it's so important. Even if I came to your academy and completed the coursework my skin color would not physically change...
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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #67
                Re: Soapy?

                Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                Again, I'm already saved, but I don't know if I could pass that or not. I've never personally done the test for myself. I'll post a pic when I'm done fasting, but by then, if I'm out in the sun for a while I'll get even darker than I usually am. I have to admit that I don't understand why skin color is such a big deal. You know? It has nothing to do with my behavior, sir. In fact, I'm not sure why it's so important. Even if I came to your academy and completed the coursework my skin color would not physically change...
                You THINK you're Saved. That is all. You don't get to wake up and just declare you're Saved. Jesus has to make that judgement call. You can THINK you're Saved all your life, but if Jesus disagrees He will super aerial flying mega drop kick you into the tallywhacker of Satan in a heartbeat.

                Our research at the Landover Baptist University Creation Science Department has discovered that the darker a persons skin is the more in league with Satan they are. What secular atheist won't tell you is that negroids have a tiny spark of the fire, which roars this very moment in the very pits of the Lake of Fire. As it travels through their accursed veins it burns them terribly which accounts for their darker skin. This spark wishes to rejoin with the Fires of Hell and it pushes the negroid to commit sin in order that it can be rejoined. This is why when godly whites are out in the Sun they burn and pill like aliens who never evolved on earth, but were transplanted here by some extraterrestrial ancestor. But of course evilution is a lie and the Bible doesn't mention any aliens. Godly whites more suited to righteousness suffer greatly under the Sun, but the dark sub-species... well, you know. It just increases their body temp and worsens the burning.

                We have established that the blue gummed negoid is 301% more likely to commit violent acts than a high yellow variant and carries a 99% chance of raping someone if given the opportunity. And that merely includes the Americanized negroid. Take into account the Pure Blooded Soulless African Negroidial and it's more like 10,000% more likely to commit violent crime and 110% chance of being a rapist. And besides, most white people are not as threatened by the high yellows. That and only 2 shines have ever made it through the advanced courses/re-education program and those were Alan Keyes and The Reverend Dwight Williams. With such odds it's hardly worth the expense.

                Why are you fasting and why does it matter if you take a picture before or after you fast? Do you have some kinda weight problem that you are ashamed of? Different men like different shapes. You'll never please every man. You need to worry about pleasing Jesus!!! PRAISE!!!
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                • Brother Temperance
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #68
                  Re: Soapy?

                  Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                  That was one of my favorite sayings and I made a lot of money selling products to people like you.

                  If it makes you feel better, the white community, was 'canary crotch fuzz.'

                  Paul Mitchell helped me out.(training) Actually he died from the horrors of aids. I had the honor to meet John Paul.
                  Was that John Paul the famous queer fashion designer, or John Paul the famous queer Pope, who also died of the AIDS a few years back?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Unfalsifiable
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                    • Jan 2008
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                    #69
                    Re: Soapy?

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Is this some kind of allusion that we are racists?
                    Were the KKK racists?
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                    • tLakota
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                      • Dec 2007
                      • 206

                      #70
                      Re: Soapy?

                      Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                      We have established that the blue gummed negoid is 301% more likely to commit violent acts than a high yellow variant and carries a 99% chance of raping someone if given the opportunity. And that merely includes the Americanized negroid. Take into account the Pure Blooded Soulless African Negroidial and it's more like 10,000% more likely to commit violent crime and 110% chance of being a rapist. And besides, most white people are not as threatened by the high yellows. That and only 2 shines have ever made it through the advanced courses/re-education program and those were Alan Keyes and The Reverend Dwight Williams. With such odds it's hardly worth the expense.

                      Why are you fasting and why does it matter if you take a picture before or after you fast? Do you have some kinda weight problem that you are ashamed of? Different men like different shapes. You'll never please every man. You need to worry about pleasing Jesus!!! PRAISE!!!
                      I happen to be in college and know for a fact that my color comes from melanin in the skin cells. Certain plants and fungi also have melanin that turns them darker, and it can be seen under a microscope. Also, I don't have blue gums, mine are a pretty shade of pink. I'm not super dark(I know who you're talking about), but if you think about it, it depends on lighting, the brand of bag, and the judges' eye on whether I'd pass the test.

                      To answer your fasting question, I'm called to fast at the moment and I'm striving for a month. Most of the reasons are highly personal, but mostly, I'd rather not let anyone see me before I've finished the deed. If I fail(which I won't) then I'll post a picture sooner. And the reason I'm fasting and praying is to please God and get as close as I can to Him.
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                      • Joshua Brooks
                        Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 257

                        #71
                        Re: Soapy?

                        Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                        I happen to be in college and know for a fact that my color comes from melanin in the skin cells. Certain plants and fungi also have melanin that turns them darker, and it can be seen under a microscope. Also, I don't have blue gums, mine are a pretty shade of pink. I'm not super dark(I know who you're talking about), but if you think about it, it depends on lighting, the brand of bag, and the judges' eye on whether I'd pass the test.
                        I am in college myself at LBU and I can assure you that you will never witness a "melanin" under a microscope nor with your natural eyesight. The Allied Atheist Agenda is constantly making bogus claims about so-called discoveries with absolutely nothing to back up their claims. I can just as easily tell you that there are tiny people swimming in your body who are each individual personalities with lives, families, aspirations, and passions. And I can take a microscope and show you some organism floating within your bloodstream. But just because I can show you an object or organism doesn't mean that said object is or does what I claim it does.

                        Our creation science department is at the top of their game. I have interned with the best that True Christianity has to offer. I have hencefoth broken away from the group mentality mode of reasoning and have developed superlative cognitive logic which reveals the Truth in all theory and so-called science. The bottom line is: Don't believe everything some homosexual atheist writes in a science book. When you look at information objectively you will understand that you know knowing about what you are observing. In the end you have to pray and look to Jesus to do the thinking for you.

                        To answer your fasting question, I'm called to fast at the moment and I'm striving for a month. Most of the reasons are highly personal, but mostly, I'd rather not let anyone see me before I've finished the deed. If I fail(which I won't) then I'll post a picture sooner. And the reason I'm fasting and praying is to please God and get as close as I can to Him.
                        I'm assistant curator at the Creation Science Museum. I do alot of reading and tons of study on false religions in order that we might understand our enemies. What you are doing sounds a lot like the Islamic Ramadan fasting ritual. I do pray that you haven't got youself involved with Al Qaida.

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                        • tLakota
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                          #72
                          Re: Soapy?

                          Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
                          What you are doing sounds a lot like the Islamic Ramadan fasting ritual. I do pray that you haven't got youself involved with Al Qaida.
                          Of course not! The bible says to serve God with a clean temple and many fastings and prayer. I'm just doing a long water fast. I will consume on water 24/7 for 30 days. I've gone 17 days before.
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                          • Nobar King
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                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #73
                            Re: Soapy?

                            Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                            I will consume on water 24/7 for 30 days. I've gone 17 days before.
                            That sounds like a lot of water. Do you take a break for breaths?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • tLakota
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                              • Dec 2007
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                              #74
                              Re: Soapy?

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              That sounds like a lot of water. Do you take a break for breaths?
                              Sorry, that was a typo, I meant only water.
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                              • Remy Lebeau
                                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2058

                                #75
                                Re: Soapy?

                                Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                                I happen to be in college and know for a fact that my color comes from melanin in the skin cells. Certain plants and fungi also have melanin that turns them darker, and it can be seen under a microscope. Also, I don't have blue gums, mine are a pretty shade of pink. I'm not super dark(I know who you're talking about), but if you think about it, it depends on lighting, the brand of bag, and the judges' eye on whether I'd pass the test.

                                To answer your fasting question, I'm called to fast at the moment and I'm striving for a month. Most of the reasons are highly personal, but mostly, I'd rather not let anyone see me before I've finished the deed. If I fail(which I won't) then I'll post a picture sooner. And the reason I'm fasting and praying is to please God and get as close as I can to Him.
                                So now you wish to contend that negroidials evolved from plants perhaps? Or that perhaps the insatiable lusts of the pure blooded African Negroidials cannot be limited to the fornications with mammals alone, but rather crosses the line into plant-based debauchery? Genes. Evilution. Molecules. Ha!

                                The level of idiocrisy prevalent within the realms of so-called secular science continues to amaze me each and every day. These godless men have elevated themselves to the rank of godhood in the eyes of the dumbfounded populace. What whelms hold their interests at any given time becomes a fact. Whatever these heathens dictate in their psuedo-bibles, which they call science textbooks, is instantly accepted without question. And just as soon as they bore themselves with one diabolical lie they switch to a new and "better" theory to which all their dull-eyed worshippers quickly accept as indesputable fact... at least, until the next hair brained theory is released.

                                Tell me, tLakota, have you seen melanine?

                                If yes, how did you know what you were looking at actually this melanine compound? How is it that you know that the substance you think you witnesses actually has the ability to darken flesh?

                                Let us look at this both logically and objectively. If a godly white person has pale skin and burns when exposed to direct sunlight one would have to surmiss that they had no melanine or very little. However, a godless negroidial would seem to contain massive amounts which you claim results in onyx black skin.

                                It stands to reason that if the absense of melanine equates to alabaster skin then the addition of melanine should also equate to alabaster skin. Why, you ask? Because white is a color. It is a solid color. Now if godly whites possessed some sort of clear skin in which their interior flesh was visible through thier skin then I could see your point, but that isn't the case.

                                Your secular gods tell you that skin color is evolutionary, environmental, and any other number of baseless foolishness. The facts are that while a butter caramel skin tone such as mine can become a creamed coffee hue out in the sun, a giant black negroidial buck is always the color of the blackest night. If environment was the culprit white afrikaans would become negroidials. And let us not forget that the sand nigra of northern Africa live in an environment to which the sun is far more harsh and yet they have pale to light coffee brown skin. I have been to the desert nations and I can assure you that the sun in Sub-Saharan Africa cannot compare to the desert sun. Why don't you just think over what I've told you, dear. You really should consider attending the Academy.
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