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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22826
    #1

    Homers cause Earthquakes!

    No wonder San Franscisco is beset with earthquakes. This article explains everything and justifies, were the Word of the Lord in need of same, why homers are abhorrent and require stoning.

    Some Bibilcal passages are, for the Unsaved™ hard to believe, but over the ages the Lord of Hosts reveals his motivation and doubters are shown to be the tools of the devil.

    Stone a homer and save the planet!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Homers cause Earthquakes!

      The homers in San Fagncisco are already stoned.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • One-eyed Jack
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 1092
          #3
          Re: Homers cause Earthquakes!

          You know, Brother Bathfire, that news report got me thinking about fundamentalism in false religions. The statements were made by a fundamentalist Jew who denies the divinity of Jesus, but at least these poor unrepentant sinners are getting part of God's message right.

          Gayosity is forbidden in Muslim Iran. Even the intent to commit homosextrous sodomization is illegal in Hindu India. Fifty-two gay men were imprisoned and tortured in Egypt, then put on trial. And, as demonstrated in the article, even Christ-killing fundamentalist Jews hate gays.

          The fact that God has inspired even preposterous superstitions like Hinduism to abhor homersexurals seems to me to indicate that in a hierarchy of sin, gays are right next to Satan.

          Behold, he travaileth with iniquity, and hath conceived mischief, and brought forth falsehood.

          He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made. Psalm 7:14,15

          ~~ OEJ

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